Father 'forced son into sex with hooker'

[jimmy olsen]

Bad motivation.
Worthy abstract theory.
Horrible plan.
Amazingly badly executed.

What?

That's got to be a troll right?

[Capetan Mihali]

The magazine holds 90 Lipitor rounds.

[HisMajestyBOB]

I haven't had bacon for so long.

[jimmy olsen]

I haven't had bacon for so long.

I've seen Lotte bacon at my local market.

[Caliga]

I haven't had bacon for so long.

I had like a dozen pieces for breakfast this morning. 

[Eddie Teach]

Bad motivation.
Worthy abstract theory.
Horrible plan.
Amazingly badly executed.

What?

That's got to be a troll right?

He was talking about the new smilies. 

[Jaron]

[CountDeMoney]

I haven't had bacon for so long.

I had like a dozen pieces for breakfast this morning. 

Of course you did.  Truck stops are still open even on holidays.

[DontSayBanana]

Have some Paxil will you? 

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As for that cretin of a father, he probably sealed the deal and his son might now avoid females like the plague.

G.

For once, Gral makes a good point.  Sorry, Neil.  Your team may have created the monster they hoped to prevent.

[Neil]

For once, Gral makes a good point.  Sorry, Neil.  Your team may have created the monster they hoped to prevent.

In that case, he'll be executed.  Sic semper faggots.

[Eddie Teach]

For once, Gral makes a good point.  Sorry, Neil.  Your team may have created the monster they hoped to prevent.

If he's not into women/girls by the time he's 14, I don't think it was gonna happen ever.

[Barrister]

For once, Gral makes a good point.  Sorry, Neil.  Your team may have created the monster they hoped to prevent.

If he's not into women/girls by the time he's 14, I don't think it was gonna happen ever.

Disagree strongly (and it goes the other way too).  Adolescent sexual identity is very far from being fixed in stone.

[Josquius]

Bad motivation.
Worthy abstract theory.
Horrible plan.
Amazingly badly executed.

What?

That's got to be a troll right?

No, though to think of it I should have seperated the first point into two.
Being worried his son is gay- Pretty bad and old fashioned on his part.
Wanting to change that- Stupid and wrong from him.
Wanting to help his son lose his virginity- yeah, that's kind of cool on a surface level.
But...to think about it for more than 5 seconds having your dad involved in anything to do with sex and having him waiting outside whilst its going on...nasty
Telling the police about it- ouch.

[Razgovory]

For once, Gral makes a good point.  Sorry, Neil.  Your team may have created the monster they hoped to prevent.

If he's not into women/girls by the time he's 14, I don't think it was gonna happen ever.

Disagree strongly (and it goes the other way too).  Adolescent sexual identity is very far from being fixed in stone.

Yeah, the kid could just be a late bloomer.  Or the dad read it wrong.

[DontSayBanana]

If he's not into women/girls by the time he's 14, I don't think it was gonna happen ever.

Geez... glad you weren't my father- I didn't even kiss a girl until I was 16.