So, my least favorite holiday of the year is coming back to haunt me, and if I don't decide to spend the night at home with a bottle of scotch and tend to the little 'treaters, I'll need a costume. <_<
Thread inspired by Faeelin's brave and potentially career-ending decision to show up as R.E. Lee at an NYU law school Halloween party.
So what are youse going as? :)
The only idea I have so far is fat Marlon Brando as Dr. Moreau in the amazingly dreadful 1996 movie. :outback:
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I have no intentions to dress up for such a pagan holiday.
Plus, I don't know any one who's having a party.
a zombie or (if the army-navy store has a cheap gas mask) a hazmat emergency dude.
I'm working on Halloween. Again.
Flint from GI Joe.
Halloween makes normal girls dress slutty. So it's worth it if you're going to a party. Otherwise, it's just a bunch of annoying jerks knocking on your door all night.
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on October 14, 2009, 05:38:39 PM
Halloween makes normal girls dress slutty. So it's worth it if you're going to a party. Otherwise, it's just a bunch of annoying jerks knocking on your door all night.
That's true and such a hilarious phenomenon. Halloween rolls around and all of a sudden even normally prudish women are busting out the slutwear.
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on October 14, 2009, 05:38:39 PM
Halloween makes normal girls dress slutty. So it's worth it if you're going to a party. Otherwise, it's just a bunch of annoying jerks knocking on your door all night.
As I commented to The Larch as he marveled at America's Halloween stores, "slutty" seems to be the entire spectrum of women's costumes: slutty nurse, slutty angel, slutty ghost, slutty subcontractor....
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on October 14, 2009, 04:29:25 PM
The only idea I have so far is fat Marlon Brando as Dr. Moreau in the amazingly dreadful 1996 movie. :outback:
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Awesome. :lol:
I'm going as The Joker (the Nicholson version) and the wife is going as Harley Quinn to the work parties.
I'm going as the same thing I go as every year:
-the guy who hands out candy at the front door
Quote from: Barrister on October 14, 2009, 05:48:52 PM
I'm going as the same thing I go as every year:
-the guy who hands out candy at the front door
Don't forget to hand out stern lectures on the line between fun and criminal mischief. :P
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 14, 2009, 05:45:51 PM
I'm going as The Joker (the Nicholson version) and the wife is going as Harley Quinn to the work parties.
Are you taking her trick or treating?
Quote from: Razgovory on October 14, 2009, 06:12:06 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 14, 2009, 05:45:51 PM
I'm going as The Joker (the Nicholson version) and the wife is going as Harley Quinn to the work parties.
Are you taking her trick or treating?
You aren't elite enough to mock my marriage. Only Seedy, Peedy and Grumbler can.
You are on notice.
Edit: And Fatmai. Have to include a minority. :rolleyes:
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 14, 2009, 06:55:51 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on October 14, 2009, 06:12:06 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 14, 2009, 05:45:51 PM
I'm going as The Joker (the Nicholson version) and the wife is going as Harley Quinn to the work parties.
Are you taking her trick or treating?
You aren't elite enough to mock my marriage. Only Seedy, Peedy and Grumbler can.
You are on notice.
Edit: And Fatmai. Have to include a minority. :rolleyes:
Seedy is black irish!
I am going to go to some undergrad parties dressed as Larry Eustachy.
Quote from: PDH on October 14, 2009, 07:00:50 PM
I am going to go to some undergrad parties dressed as Larry Eustachy.
Oh my.
Quote from: katmai on October 14, 2009, 07:01:38 PM
Quote from: PDH on October 14, 2009, 07:00:50 PM
I am going to go to some undergrad parties dressed as Larry Eustachy.
Oh my.
:) at least somebody remembers
I had to look that one up.
I'll get up, work, and go home on Halloween day as if it is just another working day.
I'll be Harry Potter again.
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My cholo costume didn't really work last year because no one could see the hair net.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 14, 2009, 08:15:30 PM
My cholo costume didn't really work last year because no one could see the hair net.
:lmfao:
Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 14, 2009, 08:15:30 PM
My cholo costume didn't really work last year because no one could see the hair net.
:lol:
I'll likely throw on the old Godzilla costume at work. Haven't heard about any good parties though so I may not have to come up with anything cleverer, thank Hod.
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 14, 2009, 06:55:51 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on October 14, 2009, 06:12:06 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 14, 2009, 05:45:51 PM
I'm going as The Joker (the Nicholson version) and the wife is going as Harley Quinn to the work parties.
Are you taking her trick or treating?
You aren't elite enough to mock my marriage. Only Seedy, Peedy and Grumbler can.
You are on notice.
Edit: And Fatmai. Have to include a minority. :rolleyes:
Be that as it may, I still laughed.
My costume offends all who are race conscious, and trivializes a weighty matter.
Quote from: Faeelin on October 14, 2009, 09:37:34 PM
My costume offends all who are race conscious, and trivializes a weighty matter.
those are always the best costumes. Michael Jackson with a dead baby on the end of his penis? :p
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on October 14, 2009, 05:45:01 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on October 14, 2009, 05:38:39 PM
Halloween makes normal girls dress slutty. So it's worth it if you're going to a party. Otherwise, it's just a bunch of annoying jerks knocking on your door all night.
As I commented to The Larch as he marveled at America's Halloween stores, "slutty" seems to be the entire spectrum of women's costumes: slutty nurse, slutty angel, slutty ghost, slutty subcontractor....
And yet not a single, mother-fucking skeleton T-shirt. My rather clever Donnie Darko costume? Ruined.
So I went as the Golden Age Flash. That is, Flash T-shirt plus jeans.
I'm workin' on a budget, so it looks like I'm gonna be goin' nerd. Literally. The biggest, dorkiest, horn-rimmed pair of reading glasses I can find at the grocery store, bridge wrapped in scotch tape, button-down short sleeve with a bunch of pens stuck in the breast pocket, cargo khakis pulled up way high, and clunky shoes. Oh, and of course, hair slicked back so as to make it look like I have a receding hairline.
Quote from: DontSayBanana on October 14, 2009, 10:34:02 PM
I'm workin' on a budget, so it looks like I'm gonna be goin' nerd. Literally. The biggest, dorkiest, horn-rimmed pair of reading glasses I can find at the grocery store, bridge wrapped in scotch tape, button-down short sleeve with a bunch of pens stuck in the breast pocket, cargo khakis pulled up way high, and clunky shoes. Oh, and of course, hair slicked back so as to make it look like I have a receding hairline.
Tuck the shirt into your underwear (tighty whiteys of course) and pull the pants down.
If that doesn't get you laid nothing can.
I haven't decided...I don't like all of those slutastic female costumes so maybe this unslutty-ish female mafia outfit.
Quote from: Korea on October 14, 2009, 11:24:20 PM
I haven't decided...I don't like all of those slutastic female costumes so maybe this unslutty-ish female mafia outfit.
I think you go for the slutty.
Quote from: Razgovory on October 14, 2009, 11:40:00 PM
Quote from: Korea on October 14, 2009, 11:24:20 PM
I haven't decided...I don't like all of those slutastic female costumes so maybe this unslutty-ish female mafia outfit.
I think you go for the slutty.
This is the part where Korea says "Your jedi mind tricks don't work on me, boy."
I have never dressed up for halloween in my life. My parents didn't believe in it. :(
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 14, 2009, 06:55:51 PM
You aren't elite enough to mock my marriage. Only Seedy, Peedy and Grumbler can.
You are on notice.
Edit: And Fatmai. Have to include a minority. :rolleyes:
You realize comments like that make everybody want to pile on with the marriage mockery. :lol:
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 15, 2009, 12:02:44 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on October 14, 2009, 11:40:00 PM
Quote from: Korea on October 14, 2009, 11:24:20 PM
I haven't decided...I don't like all of those slutastic female costumes so maybe this unslutty-ish female mafia outfit.
I think you go for the slutty.
This is the part where Korea says "Your jedi mind tricks don't work on me, boy."
I have never dressed up for halloween in my life. My parents didn't believe in it. :(
Poor Wigglin' Pete.
Quote from: Ideologue on October 14, 2009, 10:03:02 PM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on October 14, 2009, 05:45:01 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on October 14, 2009, 05:38:39 PM
Halloween makes normal girls dress slutty. So it's worth it if you're going to a party. Otherwise, it's just a bunch of annoying jerks knocking on your door all night.
As I commented to The Larch as he marveled at America's Halloween stores, "slutty" seems to be the entire spectrum of women's costumes: slutty nurse, slutty angel, slutty ghost, slutty subcontractor....
And yet not a single, mother-fucking skeleton T-shirt. My rather clever Donnie Darko costume? Ruined.
So I went as the Golden Age Flash. That is, Flash T-shirt plus jeans.
you need a WW1 helmet painted silver to make it really work tho'. I'm jus' sayin.
Quote from: HisMajestyBOB on October 14, 2009, 08:13:47 PM
I'll be Harry Potter again.
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I agree you are cute. But FOR THE LOVE OF ALL GOD next time make sure your tie goes at least to your belly button.
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 15, 2009, 12:02:44 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on October 14, 2009, 11:40:00 PM
Quote from: Korea on October 14, 2009, 11:24:20 PM
I haven't decided...I don't like all of those slutastic female costumes so maybe this unslutty-ish female mafia outfit.
I think you go for the slutty.
This is the part where Korea says "Your jedi mind tricks don't work on me, boy."
I have never dressed up for halloween in my life. My parents didn't believe in it. :(
Believe in it? Which part? That it wards off evil spirits or what? :P
I'm going as "Faux-gay Polish lawyer in London on a multi-culti sightseeing trip". I'm gonna pretend I like garbon.
Quote from: Martinus on October 15, 2009, 03:32:19 AM
Quote from: HisMajestyBOB on October 14, 2009, 08:13:47 PM
I'll be Harry Potter again.
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I agree you are cute. But FOR THE LOVE OF ALL GOD next time make sure your tie goes at least to your belly button.
It's a novelty Harry Potter tie for children. It comes in one size, and one size only. <_<
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 15, 2009, 12:31:23 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 14, 2009, 06:55:51 PM
You aren't elite enough to mock my marriage. Only Seedy, Peedy and Grumbler can.
You are on notice.
Edit: And Fatmai. Have to include a minority. :rolleyes:
You realize comments like that make everybody want to pile on with the marriage mockery. :lol:
You do realize... I don't care what anybody says about me? :)
After mentioning to a girl how people thought my costume was too racist, she's offering to go as Sally Hemmings to my Thomas Jefferson. Yea or nay?
Quote from: Faeelin on October 15, 2009, 08:12:14 AM
After mentioning to a girl how people thought my costume was too racist, she's offering to go as Sally Hemmings to my Thomas Jefferson. Yea or nay?
Wow this just keeps getting better and better.
I will be going as a tourist in Washington DC this year.
Well, I wouldn't use either one at a business or university party. Because there is always one buzzkill at the party.
Quote from: Valmy on October 15, 2009, 08:15:30 AM
Quote from: Faeelin on October 15, 2009, 08:12:14 AM
After mentioning to a girl how people thought my costume was too racist, she's offering to go as Sally Hemmings to my Thomas Jefferson. Yea or nay?
Wow this just keeps getting better and better.
As it stands the plan involved the black girl as Jefferson and me as Sally.
Quote from: Faeelin on October 15, 2009, 08:47:38 AM
As it stands the plan involved the black girl as Jefferson and me as Sally.
This doesn't work.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 15, 2009, 08:49:34 AM
Quote from: Faeelin on October 15, 2009, 08:47:38 AM
As it stands the plan involved the black girl as Jefferson and me as Sally.
This doesn't work.
Don't ruin the guy's Halloween. It's like Christmas to us homos - only day in a year you can dress in drag and noone would bat an eye. ;)
Quote from: Martinus on October 15, 2009, 08:53:04 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 15, 2009, 08:49:34 AM
Quote from: Faeelin on October 15, 2009, 08:47:38 AM
As it stands the plan involved the black girl as Jefferson and me as Sally.
This doesn't work.
Don't ruin the guy's Halloween. It's like Christmas to us homos - only day in a year you can dress in drag and noone would bat an eye. ;)
;)
Quote from: Jaron on October 15, 2009, 08:53:44 AM
Quote from: Martinus on October 15, 2009, 08:53:04 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 15, 2009, 08:49:34 AM
Quote from: Faeelin on October 15, 2009, 08:47:38 AM
As it stands the plan involved the black girl as Jefferson and me as Sally.
This doesn't work.
Don't ruin the guy's Halloween. It's like Christmas to us homos - only day in a year you can dress in drag and noone would bat an eye. ;)
;)
Get on MSN bitch.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 15, 2009, 08:49:34 AM
Quote from: Faeelin on October 15, 2009, 08:47:38 AM
As it stands the plan involved the black girl as Jefferson and me as Sally.
This doesn't work.
Don't think so? Fine, we'll reverse it.
Quote from: Martinus on October 15, 2009, 08:53:04 AM
Don't ruin the guy's Halloween. It's like Christmas to us homos - only day in a year you can dress in drag and noone would bat an eye. ;)
It's the black-white switch that's a problem, not the cross-dressing. Generally cross-dressing is a fabulous Halloween theme.
Quote from: Martinus on October 15, 2009, 08:53:04 AM
Don't ruin the guy's Halloween. It's like Christmas to us homos - only day in a year you can dress in drag and noone would bat an eye. ;)
Amen to that.
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 15, 2009, 07:23:21 AM
You do realize... I don't care what anybody says about me? :)
No. I do realize you claim as much though. :hug:
Quote from: Razgovory on October 14, 2009, 11:40:00 PM
Quote from: Korea on October 14, 2009, 11:24:20 PM
I haven't decided...I don't like all of those slutastic female costumes so maybe this unslutty-ish female mafia outfit.
I think you go for the slutty.
No way. It annoys me that pretty much every female Halloween costume is raunchy as hell. Do costume shops just assume that all women have an inner slut that they can only let out once a year?
Quote from: Martinus on October 15, 2009, 03:32:19 AM
Quote from: HisMajestyBOB on October 14, 2009, 08:13:47 PM
I'll be Harry Potter again.
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I agree you are cute. But FOR THE LOVE OF ALL GOD next time make sure your tie goes at least to your belly button.
:lol: Yeah.
Quote from: Korea on October 15, 2009, 09:49:20 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on October 14, 2009, 11:40:00 PM
Quote from: Korea on October 14, 2009, 11:24:20 PM
I haven't decided...I don't like all of those slutastic female costumes so maybe this unslutty-ish female mafia outfit.
I think you go for the slutty.
No way. It annoys me that pretty much every female Halloween costume is raunchy as hell. Do costume shops just assume that all women have an inner slut that they can only let out once a year?
For some, it is halloween every day of the year. :D
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 15, 2009, 08:21:35 AM
Well, I wouldn't use either one at a business or university party. Because there is always one buzzkill at the party.
I like your avatar.
Quote from: Korea on October 15, 2009, 09:51:56 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 15, 2009, 08:21:35 AM
Well, I wouldn't use either one at a business or university party. Because there is always one buzzkill at the party.
I like your avatar.
I had to look to see which one I was using. :blush:
Quote from: Malthus on October 15, 2009, 09:51:22 AM
Quote from: Korea on October 15, 2009, 09:49:20 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on October 14, 2009, 11:40:00 PM
Quote from: Korea on October 14, 2009, 11:24:20 PM
I haven't decided...I don't like all of those slutastic female costumes so maybe this unslutty-ish female mafia outfit.
I think you go for the slutty.
No way. It annoys me that pretty much every female Halloween costume is raunchy as hell. Do costume shops just assume that all women have an inner slut that they can only let out once a year?
For some, it is halloween every day of the year. :D
:D Oh, right. I forgot how slutty some women actually are.
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 15, 2009, 09:52:48 AM
Quote from: Korea on October 15, 2009, 09:51:56 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 15, 2009, 08:21:35 AM
Well, I wouldn't use either one at a business or university party. Because there is always one buzzkill at the party.
I like your avatar.
I had to look to see which one I was using. :blush:
Your next avatar should be a kitty because cats are better than dogs.
Quote from: Korea on October 15, 2009, 09:52:53 AM
For some reason I thought you were one of the old dudes on here. I am shocked.
You were probably thinking of HisMajestyGrumbler. Common mistake.
Quote from: DontSayBanana on October 15, 2009, 09:17:44 AM
Quote from: Martinus on October 15, 2009, 08:53:04 AM
Don't ruin the guy's Halloween. It's like Christmas to us homos - only day in a year you can dress in drag and noone would bat an eye. ;)
Amen to that.
Not here in the civilized world.
Quote from: Martinus on October 15, 2009, 03:35:36 AM
I'm going as "Faux-gay Polish lawyer in London on a multi-culti sightseeing trip". I'm gonna pretend I like garbon.
So you are going as anything then?
Anyway, I won't be garbon on that day. I'll be a zombified something after my 10 hour flight that gets me to London at what is my early, early morning.
I don't do fancy dress.
Quote from: Korea on October 15, 2009, 09:54:34 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 15, 2009, 09:52:48 AM
Quote from: Korea on October 15, 2009, 09:51:56 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 15, 2009, 08:21:35 AM
Well, I wouldn't use either one at a business or university party. Because there is always one buzzkill at the party.
I like your avatar.
I had to look to see which one I was using. :blush:
Your next avatar should be a kitty because cats are better than dogs.
Yes. But I need a good pussy picture.
I'm enjoying the wut? pooch, keep it for a while please.
Quote from: Tyr on October 15, 2009, 10:03:00 AM
I don't do fancy dress.
Of course not. That would interfere with your alcoholism.
Quote from: Korea on October 15, 2009, 09:49:20 AM
No way. It annoys me that pretty much every female Halloween costume is raunchy as hell. Do costume shops just assume that all women have an inner slut that they can only let out once a year?
So, are you complaining about the sluttiness or restricting it to one day a year? :unsure:
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 15, 2009, 09:58:31 AM
Quote from: Korea on October 15, 2009, 09:52:53 AM
For some reason I thought you were one of the old dudes on here. I am shocked.
You were probably thinking of HisMajestyGrumbler. Common mistake.
Hmmm...possibly.
Quote from: DontSayBanana on October 15, 2009, 10:37:42 AM
Quote from: Korea on October 15, 2009, 09:49:20 AM
No way. It annoys me that pretty much every female Halloween costume is raunchy as hell. Do costume shops just assume that all women have an inner slut that they can only let out once a year?
So, are you complaining about the sluttiness or restricting it to one day a year? :unsure:
:lol: Hrm.
Slutty women act out Halloween every day of the year in hopes of guys acting out Christmas every day of the year? :P
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 15, 2009, 10:13:55 AM
Quote from: Tyr on October 15, 2009, 10:03:00 AM
I don't do fancy dress.
Of course not. That would interfere with your alcoholism.
Fancy dress parties typically involve alcohol.
I am forced to be on of the minions of the All mighty Monarch. :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
Having spent the past 18 years trying NOT to celebrate this dreadful holiday beyond giving out candy to the tiny trickle of children who find their way to my home in the wastes of central Mass.
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on October 15, 2009, 12:33:34 PM
I am forced to be on of the minions of the All mighty Monarch. :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
Fat minion or the unibrow minion?
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 15, 2009, 12:34:44 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on October 15, 2009, 12:33:34 PM
I am forced to be on of the minions of the All mighty Monarch. :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
Fat minion or the unibrow minion?
I'm aiming for one of the faceless horde who are there just to get killed by Brock.
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on October 15, 2009, 12:33:34 PM
I am forced to be on of the minions of the All mighty Monarch. :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
So, who would win in a steel cage death match; Lizzie Borden or Anne Frank?
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on October 15, 2009, 12:36:49 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 15, 2009, 12:34:44 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on October 15, 2009, 12:33:34 PM
I am forced to be on of the minions of the All mighty Monarch. :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
Fat minion or the unibrow minion?
I'm aiming for one of the faceless horde who are there just to get killed by Brock.
Ah, the one from the Mexico episode. Speedy or something.
I don't know what I would dress up as.
Speedy, although these costumes have wings that were made at brutally personal cost.
Quote from: Savonarola on October 15, 2009, 12:37:20 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on October 15, 2009, 12:33:34 PM
I am forced to be on of the minions of the All mighty Monarch. :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
So, who would win in a steel cage death match; Lizzie Borden or Anne Frank?
I'm more interested in whether the Smurfs are mammalian or insectoid.
I think smurfs are amphibian... like those blue frogs.Gargamel (oh so misunderstood) wanted to lick their backs and take a vision quest... not eat them.
Quote from: Savonarola on October 15, 2009, 12:37:20 PM
So, who would win in a steel cage death match; Lizzie Borden or Anne Frank?
Aren't those supposed to be debatable? Who would take Frank?
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on October 15, 2009, 12:52:11 PM
I think smurfs are amphibian... like those blue frogs.Gargamel (oh so misunderstood) wanted to lick their backs and take a vision quest... not eat them.
Oh. My. God. A rigid caste system and a single female implies an insect society.
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on October 15, 2009, 01:50:49 PM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on October 15, 2009, 12:52:11 PM
I think smurfs are amphibian... like those blue frogs.Gargamel (oh so misunderstood) wanted to lick their backs and take a vision quest... not eat them.
Oh. My. God. A rigid caste system and a single female implies an insect society.
Papa Smurf has a beard, they're clearly mammalian.
Quote from: Korea on October 15, 2009, 09:54:04 AM
:D Oh, right. I forgot how slutty some women actually are.
I love women so very very much :cry:
Quote from: Savonarola on October 15, 2009, 01:56:20 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on October 15, 2009, 01:50:49 PM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on October 15, 2009, 12:52:11 PM
I think smurfs are amphibian... like those blue frogs.Gargamel (oh so misunderstood) wanted to lick their backs and take a vision quest... not eat them.
Oh. My. God. A rigid caste system and a single female implies an insect society.
Papa Smurf has a beard, they're clearly mammalian.
Mammals aren't the only creatures with hair.
Quote from: Savonarola on October 15, 2009, 01:56:20 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on October 15, 2009, 01:50:49 PM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on October 15, 2009, 12:52:11 PM
I think smurfs are amphibian... like those blue frogs.Gargamel (oh so misunderstood) wanted to lick their backs and take a vision quest... not eat them.
Oh. My. God. A rigid caste system and a single female implies an insect society.
Papa Smurf has a beard, they're clearly mammalian.
Hair isn't limited to mammals and their frenetic ant-like activities point to an insect heritage.
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on October 15, 2009, 01:02:47 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on October 14, 2009, 10:03:02 PM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on October 14, 2009, 05:45:01 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on October 14, 2009, 05:38:39 PM
Halloween makes normal girls dress slutty. So it's worth it if you're going to a party. Otherwise, it's just a bunch of annoying jerks knocking on your door all night.
As I commented to The Larch as he marveled at America's Halloween stores, "slutty" seems to be the entire spectrum of women's costumes: slutty nurse, slutty angel, slutty ghost, slutty subcontractor....
And yet not a single, mother-fucking skeleton T-shirt. My rather clever Donnie Darko costume? Ruined.
So I went as the Golden Age Flash. That is, Flash T-shirt plus jeans.
you need a WW1 helmet painted silver to make it really work tho'. I'm jus' sayin.
True. I think I might work on that.
Quote from: Malthus on October 15, 2009, 10:57:06 AM
Slutty women act out Halloween every day of the year in hopes of guys acting out Christmas every day of the year? :P
What happens on Christmas? :huh:
Quote from: Ideologue on October 15, 2009, 04:33:26 PM
Quote from: Malthus on October 15, 2009, 10:57:06 AM
Slutty women act out Halloween every day of the year in hopes of guys acting out Christmas every day of the year? :P
What happens on Christmas? :huh:
Presents. :contract:
Quote from: Ideologue on October 15, 2009, 04:33:26 PM
What happens on Christmas? :huh:
Elvis Costello prepares to murder his family.
Quote from: Malthus on October 15, 2009, 04:34:24 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on October 15, 2009, 04:33:26 PM
Quote from: Malthus on October 15, 2009, 10:57:06 AM
Slutty women act out Halloween every day of the year in hopes of guys acting out Christmas every day of the year? :P
What happens on Christmas? :huh:
Presents. :contract:
Ah, I see.
Quote from: Ideologue on October 15, 2009, 04:33:26 PM
Quote from: Malthus on October 15, 2009, 10:57:06 AM
Slutty women act out Halloween every day of the year in hopes of guys acting out Christmas every day of the year? :P
What happens on Christmas? :huh:
:rolleyes:
Quote from: Korea on October 15, 2009, 09:49:20 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on October 14, 2009, 11:40:00 PM
Quote from: Korea on October 14, 2009, 11:24:20 PM
I haven't decided...I don't like all of those slutastic female costumes so maybe this unslutty-ish female mafia outfit.
I think you go for the slutty.
No way. It annoys me that pretty much every female Halloween costume is raunchy as hell. Do costume shops just assume that all women have an inner slut that they can only let out once a year?
Hehe yeah. I heard recently someone commenting that for women the most popular costumes are: Slutty Nurse; Slutty Nun; Slutty Vampiress; Slutty Star Trek Crewwoman; etc. :P
Quote from: Korea on October 16, 2009, 03:41:06 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on October 15, 2009, 04:33:26 PM
Quote from: Malthus on October 15, 2009, 10:57:06 AM
Slutty women act out Halloween every day of the year in hopes of guys acting out Christmas every day of the year? :P
What happens on Christmas? :huh:
:rolleyes:
Yeah, someone's gonna find out that's not what's happening this Christmas if they keep up certain posting habits. :contract:
I don't think enough people know what the ancient Celts to make my costume really worth it. :Embarrass:
Quote from: Queequeg on October 17, 2009, 01:33:54 AM
I don't think enough people know what the ancient Celts to make my costume really worth it. :Embarrass:
I once dressed up as an authentic Khazak nomad: authentic robe, shitty knockoff dagger, skin died darker. People thought I was Harry Reams.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 17, 2009, 01:51:51 AM
Quote from: Queequeg on October 17, 2009, 01:33:54 AM
I don't think enough people know what the ancient Celts to make my costume really worth it. :Embarrass:
I once dressed up as an authentic Khazak nomad: authentic robe, shitty knockoff dagger, skin died darker. People thought I was Harry Reams.
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!?!
And as a Korean, there is a a possible chance you might have been able to pass off as one. Some Koreans can look very Mongolian, which can mean very Kazakh sometimes.
I once went as the Invisible Man. I wore coat, scarf, gloves all the time, had my head wrapped in bandages, wore sunglasses and a fedora hat. People still thought I was the Mummy. And it sucked having to drink beer through a straw all evening.
Was fun riding the subway, though; plenty people were visibly irritated/confused. :D
Quote from: Queequeg on October 17, 2009, 03:01:47 AM
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!?!
And as a Korean, there is a a possible chance you might have been able to pass off as one. Some Koreans can look very Mongolian, which can mean very Kazakh sometimes.
Buddy of mine went there on an IMF mission and got it as a present.
Quote from: Syt on October 17, 2009, 07:19:48 AM
I once went as the Invisible Man. I wore coat, scarf, gloves all the time, had my head wrapped in bandages, wore sunglasses and a fedora hat. People still thought I was the Mummy. And it sucked having to drink beer through a straw all evening.
Was fun riding the subway, though; plenty people were visibly irritated/confused. :D
I'm curious, since I'm thinking of possibly doing this- how much bandage did you end up needing? Whole roll, half roll...?
Quote from: Ideologue on October 17, 2009, 12:03:34 AM
Quote from: Korea on October 16, 2009, 03:41:06 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on October 15, 2009, 04:33:26 PM
Quote from: Malthus on October 15, 2009, 10:57:06 AM
Slutty women act out Halloween every day of the year in hopes of guys acting out Christmas every day of the year? :P
What happens on Christmas? :huh:
:rolleyes:
Yeah, someone's gonna find out that's not what's happening this Christmas if they keep up certain posting habits. :contract:
:rolleyes:
I've started collecting elements for my costume. I didn't remember that hair dye was so expensive!
LOLZ.
http://deadspin.com/5385651/there-goes-the-greatest-halloween-costume-that-ever-lived
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcache.gawker.com%2Fassets%2Fimages%2F11%2F2009%2F10%2F500x_tedwilliams_01.jpg&hash=066e50569efe3d5796ef21cef9f2fd56806d36f4)
Ted Williams?
Lolz
Quote from: garbon on October 17, 2009, 09:46:26 PM
I've started collecting elements for my costume. I didn't remember that hair dye was so expensive!
Green? Going as "1990s Garbon"? ;)
Quote from: Malthus on October 20, 2009, 10:52:36 AM
Green? Going as "1990s Garbon"? ;)
I bought red. And no, I didn't start dyeing my hair until 2000. :P
Quote from: garbon on October 20, 2009, 11:28:07 AM
I bought red. And no, I didn't start dyeing my hair until 2000. :P
Dang. I was hoping you would do Wesley Snipes in Demolition Man.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 20, 2009, 11:54:01 AM
Dang. I was hoping you would do Wesley Snipes in Demolition Man.
I am planning to go as a famous black guy from the 90s. :hug:
Quote from: garbon on October 20, 2009, 03:45:47 PM
I am planning to go as a famous black guy from the 90s. :hug:
Dennis Rodman?
Quote from: garbon on October 20, 2009, 03:45:47 PM
I am planning to go as a famous black guy from the 90s. :hug:
RuPaul?
Bill Clinton?
One of those people is not like the others.
Yes, Yi.
Have you bulked up and gotten about five billion stupid tattoos?
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 20, 2009, 09:54:28 AM
LOLZ.
http://deadspin.com/5385651/there-goes-the-greatest-halloween-costume-that-ever-lived
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcache.gawker.com%2Fassets%2Fimages%2F11%2F2009%2F10%2F500x_tedwilliams_01.jpg&hash=066e50569efe3d5796ef21cef9f2fd56806d36f4)
:lmfao:
Where's the monkey wrench?
http://sports.espn.go.com/boston/mlb/news/story?id=4524957
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 20, 2009, 09:54:28 AM
LOLZ.
http://deadspin.com/5385651/there-goes-the-greatest-halloween-costume-that-ever-lived
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcache.gawker.com%2Fassets%2Fimages%2F11%2F2009%2F10%2F500x_tedwilliams_01.jpg&hash=066e50569efe3d5796ef21cef9f2fd56806d36f4)
:ultra: :ultra: :ultra: :ultra: :ultra:
You have sent me into a frothing paroxysm of rage. Well done.
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 20, 2009, 09:54:28 AM
LOLZ.
http://deadspin.com/5385651/there-goes-the-greatest-halloween-costume-that-ever-lived
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcache.gawker.com%2Fassets%2Fimages%2F11%2F2009%2F10%2F500x_tedwilliams_01.jpg&hash=066e50569efe3d5796ef21cef9f2fd56806d36f4)
Oh my.. :x
Went to a work party last night and switched my costume to a Roman toga thingy and was introducing myself as Lucius Cornelius Sulla, dictator for life. Nobody knew who he was.
Fuck them.
I enjoyed the 2 chicks in matching school girl outfits. Work inappropriate, but damn did I enjoy that.
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 25, 2009, 07:56:55 AM
Went to a work party last night and switched my costume to a Roman toga thingy and was introducing myself as Lucius Cornelius Sulla, dictator for life. Nobody knew who he was.
Well, people also think that this is a Trojan:
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.uscpolo.com%2Fardeshirradpour%2Ftrojan1.jpg&hash=3bd9bfd4ce64ea028f2304f8741e231700eb9d28)
Great, Tusk just popped into my head.
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 25, 2009, 07:56:55 AM
Went to a work party last night and switched my costume to a Roman toga thingy and was introducing myself as Lucius Cornelius Sulla, dictator for life. Nobody knew who he was.
I'm going as William Wallace, but nobody knows who he is. However, if I say I'm going as Braveheart...
Quote from: Syt on October 25, 2009, 08:05:14 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 25, 2009, 07:56:55 AM
Went to a work party last night and switched my costume to a Roman toga thingy and was introducing myself as Lucius Cornelius Sulla, dictator for life. Nobody knew who he was.
Well, people also think that this is a Trojan:
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.uscpolo.com%2Fardeshirradpour%2Ftrojan1.jpg&hash=3bd9bfd4ce64ea028f2304f8741e231700eb9d28)
Doesn't look anything like a condom. :P
But it does look like a giant dick.
I want Ide to wear this costume:
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi8.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa4%2FKoreatheFirst%2FHARVEY_BIRDMAN_COSTUME.jpg&hash=80dd2163cbb09abd50ccc8e3f737a41af5ae6ae9)
Also this amputee has an awesome costume:
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi8.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa4%2FKoreatheFirst%2Fplanet_terror_costume_cherry.jpg&hash=4a08f00403d6dd34fe6b7adf3c64451b970fd2ab)
Of course it is. Slutty costumes are best. :)
I always wanted to bone a chick with no legs.
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 25, 2009, 07:56:55 AM
Went to a work party last night and switched my costume to a Roman toga thingy and was introducing myself as Lucius Cornelius Sulla, dictator for life. Nobody knew who he was.
Fuck them.
I enjoyed the 2 chicks in matching school girl outfits. Work inappropriate, but damn did I enjoy that.
What would you have done if someone knew and said Marius was better? :P
Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 26, 2009, 12:52:44 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 25, 2009, 07:56:55 AM
Went to a work party last night and switched my costume to a Roman toga thingy and was introducing myself as Lucius Cornelius Sulla, dictator for life. Nobody knew who he was.
Fuck them.
I enjoyed the 2 chicks in matching school girl outfits. Work inappropriate, but damn did I enjoy that.
What would you have done if someone knew and said Marius was better? :P
Sulla being Sulla, having him beheaded by the two chicks would be a killing joke. And there is always room for another head at the rostra.
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 25, 2009, 08:08:21 PM
I always wanted to bone a chick with no legs.
Well that one with just one leg looks pretty good.
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 25, 2009, 08:08:21 PM
I always wanted to bone a chick with no legs.
Just have to be quick before they bleed out.
Quote from: lustindarkness on October 26, 2009, 10:34:05 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 25, 2009, 08:08:21 PM
I always wanted to bone a chick with no legs.
Just have to be quick
And that's Ed's problem. Though he might actually have a decent chance to catch an amputee.
I'm running out of time and no feasible ideas. :( Would a white man going as Little Richard be socially unacceptable? :unsure: Obviously, sans blackface...
I went to a church Halloween event this afternoon and damn, I saw more slutty costumes than you can shake a stick at. Mostly young (legal age, you fucking pervs) women.
Worth 3 hours of my life watching 'po kids scream for candy.
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on October 29, 2009, 06:59:50 PM
I'm running out of time and no feasible ideas. :( Would a white man going as Little Richard be socially unacceptable? :unsure: Obviously, sans blackface...
Aviator sunglasses + no shirt = Lou Reed.
I must take a picture and show my awesome cute and not slutty mafia girl costume.
Quote from: Korea on October 29, 2009, 11:33:35 PM
not slutty
You, little missy, have totally ignored the spirit of halloween!
Quote from: Korea on October 29, 2009, 11:33:35 PM
I must take a picture and show my awesome cute and not slutty mafia girl costume.
All Halloween costumes for chicks have to be slutty. Slutty nurse, slutty vampire, slutty nun, slutty chick police officer, slutty zombie etc
I am amazed. I have never gotten so many offers of action as when I wore a kilt. I had girls screaming "Braveheart!" and repeatedly walking up and asking me to dance, and later at a gay bar several men come over to talk to me.
It did get to the point where I said, "No. Mel Gibson was the actor in the movie, not the character. And his name was not Braveheart."
Quote from: Syt on October 25, 2009, 08:05:14 AM
Well, people also think that this is a Trojan:
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.uscpolo.com%2Fardeshirradpour%2Ftrojan1.jpg&hash=3bd9bfd4ce64ea028f2304f8741e231700eb9d28)
It might as well be. Stirrups? :rolleyes: :nerd:
Incidentally, best Law Student Costumes:
1) the 1793 partition of Poland.
2) Optimus Prima Facie.
3) A Death Panel.
Quote from: Faeelin on October 30, 2009, 11:05:07 AM
Incidentally, best Law Student Costumes:
1) the 1793 partition of Poland.
2) Optimus Prima Facie.
3) A Death Panel.
2 is clever. How'd they do it?
Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 30, 2009, 11:13:45 AM
Quote from: Faeelin on October 30, 2009, 11:05:07 AM
2) Optimus Prima Facie.
2 is clever. How'd they do it?
An Optimus Prime costume/helmet, with a dent and a sign "Rebuttable Presumption!"
And since I'm happy with how this turned out:
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg130.imageshack.us%2Fimg130%2F3650%2Fattach.jpg&hash=a078f749ec2f401370c6288f79f55cbd8e256fb7)
sharp knees. :P
Quote from: Faeelin on October 30, 2009, 02:46:29 PM
I don't even know what that means.
It means Angerbutt finds you attractive.
Where did you get the Seinfeld shirt?
Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 30, 2009, 02:52:08 PM
Quote from: Faeelin on October 30, 2009, 02:46:29 PM
I don't even know what that means.
It means Angerbutt finds you attractive.
Sigh. You people are troublemakers. I should shake my cane at all of you.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 30, 2009, 02:52:08 PM
Where did you get the Seinfeld shirt?
I stole it from Dreadpirate Roberts.
Does anyone know a cheap, easy way to make FAKE blood? (slitting my leg open is a considered option but,....too far)
A friend is having a party but its costume only and zombie is piss easy. And not too dressy.
Quote from: Tyr on October 30, 2009, 06:40:47 PM
Does anyone know a cheap, easy way to make FAKE blood? (slitting my leg open is a considered option but,....too far)
A friend is having a party but its costume only and zombie is piss easy. And not too dressy.
Corn syrup and red food coloring.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 30, 2009, 06:41:44 PM
Quote from: Tyr on October 30, 2009, 06:40:47 PM
Does anyone know a cheap, easy way to make FAKE blood? (slitting my leg open is a considered option but,....too far)
A friend is having a party but its costume only and zombie is piss easy. And not too dressy.
Corn syrup and red food coloring.
Coooornnn syyyruuuppp?
I've heard not of this stuff. I don't think it exists east of the Atlantic.
Quote from: Tyr on October 30, 2009, 06:45:03 PM
Coooornnn syyyruuuppp?
I've heard not of this stuff. I don't think it exists east of the Atlantic.
Oh well. I bought a tube of fake blood at the drug store for 99 cents.
Quote from: Tyr on October 30, 2009, 06:40:47 PM
Does anyone know a cheap, easy way to make FAKE blood? (slitting my leg open is a considered option but,....too far)
A friend is having a party but its costume only and zombie is piss easy. And not too dressy.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=fake+blood+recipe
Quote from: Faeelin on October 30, 2009, 01:36:02 PM
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But....but...I was supposed to be a Celt. :(
99 cent fake blood works pretty well. :bleeding:
I dressed up for work today and a lot of people asked me if I was Michael Jackson. <_<
Quote from: Queequeg on October 30, 2009, 08:04:28 PM
But....but...I was supposed to be a Celt. :(
I'm sure you won't be at the same party.
So here it is, Halloween and my costume is stuck in the back of a UPS truck in Rome, NY, about 14 miles from my house. So much for ordering it 3 weeks in advance or being able to have a minor Halloween Miracle occur and have it able to be picked up. All those trick-or-treaters I sacrificed were apparently in vain. Damn. <_<
I was struck last night by the rather obvious point that Halloween is a tough holiday for fatties.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 31, 2009, 07:36:20 PM
I was struck last night by the rather obvious point that Halloween is a tough holiday for fatties.
And I was struck by the fact that it is a good holiday for people with bad acne scars. I was always a little turned off by my friend's roommate's pockmarked visage, but she looked great all whited up. Too bad she was sleeping with some 50 year old Slovakian.
I made a feeble attempt at Little Richard, just painted on the little mustachio and wore a polka dot shirt with a flashy silk scarf.
fae looks 14
Quote from: Faeelin on October 30, 2009, 01:36:02 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 30, 2009, 11:13:45 AM
Quote from: Faeelin on October 30, 2009, 11:05:07 AM
2) Optimus Prima Facie.
2 is clever. How'd they do it?
An Optimus Prime costume/helmet, with a dent and a sign "Rebuttable Presumption!"
And since I'm happy with how this turned out:
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg130.imageshack.us%2Fimg130%2F3650%2Fattach.jpg&hash=a078f749ec2f401370c6288f79f55cbd8e256fb7)
Wooo, you are good looking. :P
Quote from: Martinus on November 01, 2009, 04:31:25 AM
Wooo, you are good looking. :P
You're just swayed by his huge weapon, aren't you? :P
What can I say. I like skinny guys in kilts. :P
Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 30, 2009, 11:13:45 AM
Quote from: Faeelin on October 30, 2009, 11:05:07 AM
Incidentally, best Law Student Costumes:
1) the 1793 partition of Poland.
2) Optimus Prima Facie.
3) A Death Panel.
2 is clever. How'd they do it?
Forget 2, how did they do #1.
As uncles are the pack mules of the modern era, I went with my nieces, holding all the extra umbrellas and flashlights.
Quote from: Faeelin on October 30, 2009, 01:36:02 PM
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What do you know, Faelin is the best looking fag on Languish!
G.
Quote from: jimmy olsen on November 01, 2009, 09:36:10 PM
Forget 2, how did they do #1.
A torn up shirt with the Polish eagle, wearing a monocole, a Russian hat, and a Viennese coffee.
I admit the last was a stretch.
Also, I am amused at the mild surprise from Marti et al.
Quote from: Faeelin on November 02, 2009, 12:45:12 PM
Also, I am amused at the mild surprise from Marti et al.
... and quite arrogant. I'm beginning to like the kid. ^_^
G.
Quote from: Faeelin on November 02, 2009, 12:45:12 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on November 01, 2009, 09:36:10 PM
Forget 2, how did they do #1.
A torn up shirt with the Polish eagle, wearing a monocole, a Russian hat, and a Viennese coffee.
I admit the last was a stretch.
Also, I am amused at the mild surprise from Marti et al.
Well I don't recall ever seeing your picture before, so did not know what to expect. ;)