Halloween costumes

[Korea]

I haven't decided...I don't like all of those slutastic female costumes so maybe this unslutty-ish female mafia outfit.

I think you go for the slutty.

No way. It annoys me that pretty much every female Halloween costume is raunchy as hell. Do costume shops just assume that all women have an inner slut that they can only let out once a year?

For some, it is halloween every day of the year. 

Oh, right. I forgot how slutty some women actually are.

[Korea]

Well, I wouldn't use either one at a business or university party. Because there is always one buzzkill at the party.

I like your avatar.

I had to look to see which one I was using. 

Your next avatar should be a kitty because cats are better than dogs.

[Eddie Teach]

For some reason I thought you were one of the old dudes on here. I am shocked.

You were probably thinking of HisMajestyGrumbler. Common mistake.

[garbon]

Don't ruin the guy's Halloween. It's like Christmas to us homos - only day in a year you can dress in drag and noone would bat an eye.

Amen to that.

Not here in the civilized world.

[garbon]

I'm going as "Faux-gay Polish lawyer in London on a multi-culti sightseeing trip". I'm gonna pretend I like garbon.

So you are going as anything then?

Anyway, I won't be garbon on that day. I'll be a zombified something after my 10 hour flight that gets me to London at what is my early, early morning.

[Josquius]

I don't do fancy dress.

[Ed Anger]

Well, I wouldn't use either one at a business or university party. Because there is always one buzzkill at the party.

I like your avatar.

I had to look to see which one I was using. 

Your next avatar should be a kitty because cats are better than dogs.

Yes. But I need a good pussy picture.

[Admiral Yi]

I'm enjoying the wut? pooch, keep it for a while please.

[Ed Anger]

I don't do fancy dress.

Of course not. That would interfere with your alcoholism.

[DontSayBanana]

No way. It annoys me that pretty much every female Halloween costume is raunchy as hell. Do costume shops just assume that all women have an inner slut that they can only let out once a year?

So, are you complaining about the sluttiness or restricting it to one day a year?

[Korea]

For some reason I thought you were one of the old dudes on here. I am shocked.

You were probably thinking of HisMajestyGrumbler. Common mistake.

Hmmm...possibly.

[Korea]

No way. It annoys me that pretty much every female Halloween costume is raunchy as hell. Do costume shops just assume that all women have an inner slut that they can only let out once a year?

So, are you complaining about the sluttiness or restricting it to one day a year?

Hrm.

[Malthus]

Slutty women act out Halloween every day of the year in hopes of guys acting out Christmas every day of the year? 

[Josquius]

I don't do fancy dress.

Of course not. That would interfere with your alcoholism.

Fancy dress parties typically involve alcohol.

[Darth Wagtaros]

I am forced to be on of the minions of the All mighty Monarch. 

Having spent the past 18 years trying NOT to celebrate this dreadful holiday beyond giving out candy to the tiny trickle of children who find their way to my home in the wastes of central Mass.