Halloween costumes

[Ed Anger]

I am forced to be on of the minions of the All mighty Monarch. 

Fat minion or the unibrow minion?

[Darth Wagtaros]

I am forced to be on of the minions of the All mighty Monarch. 

Fat minion or the unibrow minion?

I'm aiming for one of the faceless horde who are there just to get killed by Brock.

[Savonarola]

I am forced to be on of the minions of the All mighty Monarch. 

So, who would win in a steel cage death match; Lizzie Borden or Anne Frank?

[Ed Anger]

I am forced to be on of the minions of the All mighty Monarch. 

Fat minion or the unibrow minion?

I'm aiming for one of the faceless horde who are there just to get killed by Brock.

Ah, the one from the Mexico episode. Speedy or something.

[The Brain]

I don't know what I would dress up as.

[Darth Wagtaros]

Speedy, although these costumes have wings that were made at brutally personal cost.

[Darth Wagtaros]

I am forced to be on of the minions of the All mighty Monarch. 

So, who would win in a steel cage death match; Lizzie Borden or Anne Frank?

I'm more interested in whether the Smurfs are mammalian or insectoid.

[BuddhaRhubarb]

I think smurfs are amphibian... like those blue frogs.Gargamel (oh so misunderstood) wanted to lick their backs and take a vision quest...  not eat them.

[Eddie Teach]

So, who would win in a steel cage death match; Lizzie Borden or Anne Frank?

Aren't those supposed to be debatable? Who would take Frank?

[Darth Wagtaros]

I think smurfs are amphibian... like those blue frogs.Gargamel (oh so misunderstood) wanted to lick their backs and take a vision quest...  not eat them.

Oh. My. God.  A rigid caste system and a single female implies an insect society.

[Savonarola]

I think smurfs are amphibian... like those blue frogs.Gargamel (oh so misunderstood) wanted to lick their backs and take a vision quest...  not eat them.

Oh. My. God.  A rigid caste system and a single female implies an insect society.

Papa Smurf has a beard, they're clearly mammalian.

[Valmy]

Oh, right. I forgot how slutty some women actually are.

I love women so very very much

[Neil]

I think smurfs are amphibian... like those blue frogs.Gargamel (oh so misunderstood) wanted to lick their backs and take a vision quest...  not eat them.

Oh. My. God.  A rigid caste system and a single female implies an insect society.

Papa Smurf has a beard, they're clearly mammalian.

Mammals aren't the only creatures with hair.

[Darth Wagtaros]

I think smurfs are amphibian... like those blue frogs.Gargamel (oh so misunderstood) wanted to lick their backs and take a vision quest...  not eat them.

Oh. My. God.  A rigid caste system and a single female implies an insect society.

Papa Smurf has a beard, they're clearly mammalian.

Hair isn't limited to mammals and their frenetic ant-like activities point to an insect heritage. 

[Ideologue]

Halloween makes normal girls dress slutty. So it's worth it if you're going to a party. Otherwise, it's just a bunch of annoying jerks knocking on your door all night.

As I commented to The Larch as he marveled at America's Halloween stores, "slutty" seems to be the entire spectrum of women's costumes:  slutty nurse, slutty angel, slutty ghost, slutty subcontractor....

And yet not a single, mother-fucking skeleton T-shirt.  My rather clever Donnie Darko costume?  Ruined.

So I went as the Golden Age Flash.  That is, Flash T-shirt plus jeans.

you need a WW1 helmet painted silver to make it really work tho'. I'm jus' sayin.

True.  I think I might work on that.