Halloween costumes

[katmai]

I am going to go to some undergrad parties dressed as Larry Eustachy.

Oh my.

[PDH]

I am going to go to some undergrad parties dressed as Larry Eustachy.

Oh my.

at least somebody remembers

[Ed Anger]

I had to look that one up.

[Monoriu]

I'll get up, work, and go home on Halloween day as if it is just another working day.

[HisMajestyBOB]

I'll be Harry Potter again.

[Admiral Yi]

My cholo costume didn't really work last year because no one could see the hair net.

[katmai]

My cholo costume didn't really work last year because no one could see the hair net.

[BuddhaRhubarb]

My cholo costume didn't really work last year because no one could see the hair net.

I'll likely throw on the old Godzilla costume at work. Haven't heard about any good parties though so I may not have to come up with anything cleverer, thank Hod.

[Neil]

I'm going as The Joker (the Nicholson version) and the wife is going as Harley Quinn to the work parties.

Are you taking her trick or treating?

You aren't elite enough to mock my marriage. Only Seedy, Peedy and Grumbler can.

You are on notice.

Edit: And Fatmai. Have to include a minority. 

Be that as it may, I still laughed.

[Faeelin]

My costume offends all who are race conscious, and trivializes a weighty matter.

[BuddhaRhubarb]

My costume offends all who are race conscious, and trivializes a weighty matter.

those are always the best costumes. Michael Jackson with a dead baby on the end of his penis? :p

[Ideologue]

Halloween makes normal girls dress slutty. So it's worth it if you're going to a party. Otherwise, it's just a bunch of annoying jerks knocking on your door all night.

As I commented to The Larch as he marveled at America's Halloween stores, "slutty" seems to be the entire spectrum of women's costumes:  slutty nurse, slutty angel, slutty ghost, slutty subcontractor....

And yet not a single, mother-fucking skeleton T-shirt.  My rather clever Donnie Darko costume?  Ruined.

So I went as the Golden Age Flash.  That is, Flash T-shirt plus jeans.

[DontSayBanana]

I'm workin' on a budget, so it looks like I'm gonna be goin' nerd.  Literally.  The biggest, dorkiest, horn-rimmed pair of reading glasses I can find at the grocery store, bridge wrapped in scotch tape, button-down short sleeve with a bunch of pens stuck in the breast pocket, cargo khakis pulled up way high, and clunky shoes.  Oh, and of course, hair slicked back so as to make it look like I have a receding hairline.

[Admiral Yi]

I'm workin' on a budget, so it looks like I'm gonna be goin' nerd.  Literally.  The biggest, dorkiest, horn-rimmed pair of reading glasses I can find at the grocery store, bridge wrapped in scotch tape, button-down short sleeve with a bunch of pens stuck in the breast pocket, cargo khakis pulled up way high, and clunky shoes.  Oh, and of course, hair slicked back so as to make it look like I have a receding hairline.

Tuck the shirt into your underwear (tighty whiteys of course) and pull the pants down.

If that doesn't get you laid nothing can.

[Korea]

I'll be Harry Potter again.

You are adorable!