Christ, people.
If the Texans did not draft Clowney, then the whole franchise should've been subject to forfeiture under public safety laws for being that fucking stupid.
And Detroit took that monster beast man-child beast Eric Ebron.
Johnny Football waits. Like he should.
LOL CLEVELAND BROWNS
You are in charge of the NFL threads, Seedy.
Man, the NFL draft is some boring BS.
Man two Aggies have been drafted by the Racial Pedagogic League and neither of them is Johnny Pedagogy.
God, Ray Lewis is fucking tedious. Just repeat the points everybody else is making. :rolleyes:
I love to see Manziel fall, but the cards better not take him. I have dealt with s lit of crap as a card fan, but I cannot tolerate that :mad:
Quote from: sbr on May 08, 2014, 09:00:18 PM
I love to see Manziel fall, but the cards better not take him. I have dealt with s lit of crap as a card fan, but I cannot tolerate that :mad:
Maybe the Ravens will take him. Johnny Mobtown.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 08, 2014, 08:27:48 PM
Christ, people.
If the Texans did not draft Clowney, then the whole franchise should've been subject to forfeiture under public safety laws for being that fucking stupid.
And Detroit took that monster beast man-child beast Eric Ebron.
Johnny Football waits. Like he should.
The way the post run the ball nfl works, you really need a decent qb if you want to win the super bowl. If you list the top 15 qbs in the league, most teams got them on draft day. I think it is nuts watching a bunch of shitty teams with shitty qbs drafting other positions. If you dont like manziel, bridgewater looked pretty damn good throwing the ball in actual football games.
No. QBs are important but you dint take a C QB over an A at another position.
Quote from: alfred russel on May 08, 2014, 09:01:04 PM
The way the post run the ball nfl works, you really need a decent qb if you want to win the super bowl. If you list the top 15 qbs in the league, most teams got them on draft day. I think it is nuts watching a bunch of shitty teams with shitty qbs drafting other positions. If you dont like manziel, bridgewater looked pretty damn good throwing the ball in actual football games.
How many of them were top 10 draft picks?
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 08, 2014, 08:28:49 PM
LOL CLEVELAND BROWNS
I can't believe they actually traded up for a CB. But that's why they're the Cleveland Browns.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 08, 2014, 09:03:27 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 08, 2014, 08:28:49 PM
LOL CLEVELAND BROWNS
I can't believe they actually traded up for a CB. But that's why they're the Cleveland Browns.
Huh? No they traded down.
No dice Manziel. Maybe Johnny Broadway? Nah not even the Jets are that stupid.
Then traded up a spot.
Quote from: Valmy on May 08, 2014, 09:05:07 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 08, 2014, 09:03:27 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 08, 2014, 08:28:49 PM
LOL CLEVELAND BROWNS
I can't believe they actually traded up for a CB. But that's why they're the Cleveland Browns.
Huh? No they traded down.
Whatever, I wasn't home yet. But they're still the Cleveland Browns.
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 08, 2014, 09:06:04 PM
Then traded up a spot.
Ah. I concede the point to CdM then.
So this is like the Superbowl of Human Resources?
Solid Ravens pick. They needed an impact player at LB, they got one.
Quote from: Razgovory on May 08, 2014, 09:08:00 PM
So this is like the Superbowl of Human Resources?
Slave Auction, 2014 style.
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Quote from: Ed Anger on May 08, 2014, 09:10:39 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 08, 2014, 09:08:00 PM
So this is like the Superbowl of Human Resources?
Slave Auction, 2014 style.
At least all the slaves were free agents.
Rex Ryan checked their feet at the Combine.
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 08, 2014, 08:56:25 PM
God, Ray Lewis is fucking tedious. Just repeat the points everybody else is making. :rolleyes:
Oh, like that never happens with pros-turned-commentator. At least he's not having an orgasm every time he opens his mouth, like Chucky.
I hope Dan Dierdorf crashes on your sofa for a month. And uses the word "superlative" the whole time.
Quote from: Valmy on May 08, 2014, 09:03:13 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on May 08, 2014, 09:01:04 PM
The way the post run the ball nfl works, you really need a decent qb if you want to win the super bowl. If you list the top 15 qbs in the league, most teams got them on draft day. I think it is nuts watching a bunch of shitty teams with shitty qbs drafting other positions. If you dont like manziel, bridgewater looked pretty damn good throwing the ball in actual football games.
How many of them were top 10 draft picks?
The "taking you to the super bowl QBs", with their draft position (going off a list of week 17 starters, by memory will fill some in, but may overlook a few):
Matt Ryan (3)
Joe Flacco (18)
Cam Newton (1)
Patyon Manning (1)
Matthew Stafford (1)
Aaron Rodgers (24)
Andrew Luck (1)
Tom Brady (199)
Drew Brees (32)
Eli Manning (1)
Ben Roethlisberger (11)
Colin Kaepernick (36)
Russell Wilson (75)
Robert Griffen III (2)
So of those 14 guys, 11 were in first round position based on the number of teams we now have, 1 in the 2nd, 1 in the 3rd, and 1 in the 6th.
Clearly, if your team wants Bridgewater and no one values him as a top 10 pick, you would be better off waiting. So I'm not so much criticizing one team, but a larger system that is drafting safeties over decent QB prospects.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 08, 2014, 09:17:56 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 08, 2014, 08:56:25 PM
God, Ray Lewis is fucking tedious. Just repeat the points everybody else is making. :rolleyes:
Oh, like that never happens with pros-turned-commentator. At least he's not having an orgasm every time he opens his mouth, like Chucky.
I hope Dan Dierdorf crashes on your sofa for a month. And uses the word "superlative" the whole time.
:cry:
The sweat stains would ruin my couch.
I bet the Texans take Derek Carr in the 2nd round, just to kill off the entire Carr gene pool from the face of the earth.
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:lol:
I look forward to my insanely talented nephew getting drafted. I'm gonna be the uncle running on stage to hug him, stiff-arming his mom.
Johnny Dogpound
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 08, 2014, 08:56:25 PM
God, Ray Lewis is fucking tedious. Just repeat the points everybody else is making. :rolleyes:
Worst I've seen since ESPN tried to give Lawrence Taylor a shot at analysis.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 08, 2014, 09:25:30 PM
I bet the Texans take Derek Carr in the 2nd round, just to kill off the entire Carr gene pool from the face of the earth.
I have a feeling Carr will go to the cardinals at 27.
Not sure how I feel about that one....
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22th? Aggies will fit in just fine in Cleveland.
The Browns selected Brady Quinn and Brandon Weeden 22th previously. What could go wrong?
The 22th time is the charm?
They would've been better off with Carr, but Manziel will sell jerseys.
Quote from: derspiess on May 08, 2014, 10:00:30 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 08, 2014, 08:56:25 PM
God, Ray Lewis is fucking tedious. Just repeat the points everybody else is making. :rolleyes:
Worst I've seen since ESPN tried to give Lawrence Taylor a shot at analysis.
We could have Shannon Sharpe right now. I WANT MAH RETITUSHUN
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 08, 2014, 10:21:49 PM
They would've been better off with Carr, but Manziel will sell jerseys.
Yep
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Cleveland fans are so full of optimism.
There are still an awful lot of Couch jerseys out there :lol:
Seriously, they need to pull the plug on Ray Lewis. Painful.
He does use the word "special" a bit too much. But that's because so very many of these kids are "special".
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 08, 2014, 10:22:35 PM
Quote from: derspiess on May 08, 2014, 10:00:30 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 08, 2014, 08:56:25 PM
God, Ray Lewis is fucking tedious. Just repeat the points everybody else is making. :rolleyes:
Worst I've seen since ESPN tried to give Lawrence Taylor a shot at analysis.
We could have Shannon Sharpe right now. I WANT MAH RETITUSHUN
I'd rather have Dierdorf flop sweat.
Stop the RayRay hate, first time in a long time that a black football analyst is actually articulate.
My dad, who hates Ray Ray, actually admitted he rather enjoyed his commentary. Especially when stacked up against the other clowns they have. I'm liking the Mack pick by Oakland, liking the trade down and cb pick by Cleveland, but despise the Johnny Ego pickup. Ugh. I was hoping for the total long shot of Brett Smith out of Wyoming being the Browns' qb draftee. :pdh:
Guess Niners won't be grabbing wideout right off the bat or probably this day's rounds.
QuoteThe 49ers hit it big when they snagged Anquan Boldin from the Baltimore Ravens in an offseason trade last year, and now they're trying to re-create that success by dealing for Bills receiver Stevie Johnson.
Johnson became expendable in Buffalo when the Bills moved up and took Sammy Watkins with the fourth pick of Thursday's draft. The 49ers, in search of another weapon on offense, swooped in and landed Johnson for a fourth-round pick in 2015 that can turn into a third-rounder based on Johnson's performance, according to ESPN.
Bring back Ted Ginn jr.
So the Browns draft a QB and lose Josh Gordon for a year. :nelson:
Quote from: Benedict Arnold on May 09, 2014, 04:23:28 PM
My dad, who hates Ray Ray, actually admitted he rather enjoyed his commentary. Especially when stacked up against the other clowns they have. I'm liking the Mack pick by Oakland, liking the trade down and cb pick by Cleveland, but despise the Johnny Ego pickup. Ugh. I was hoping for the total long shot of Brett Smith out of Wyoming being the Browns' qb draftee. :pdh:
I like Johnny Ego as an excellent pick for any team in any other division but the AFC North; he doesn't have the running game that he'll need to keep the pressure off, doesn't have the arm strength for the wind and the weather he'll face in those stadiums and doesn't have the beef for the physicality of the defenses like Flacco, Rapistburger and the Red Retard do.
On the positive side, the Brownies have been getting mad talent the last 3 seasons. Things fall right for them, they could be the next KC Chiefs in a year or two.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 08, 2014, 09:25:30 PM
I bet the Texans take Derek Carr in the 2nd round, just to kill off the entire Carr gene pool from the face of the earth.
It's worse than that--he was taken by Oakland. That'll not just kill 'em off, it'll erase them from having ever existed, like the Snarl or balefire.
Great, the Niners took Carlos Hyde. :glare:
Here are some very NSFW links of Blake Bortles' girlfriends selfies:
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http://i.imgur.com/upiVVUG.jpg
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Quote from: PRC on May 09, 2014, 08:11:07 PM
Here are some very NSFW links of Blake Bortles' girlfriends selfies:
http://i.imgur.com/TiUeEgT.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/upiVVUG.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Jp3yRlQ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/JtOJ39M.jpg
I just Bortled in my pants.
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seedy just Bortled in his pants too.
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 09, 2014, 08:09:38 PM
Great, the Niners took Carlos Hyde. :glare:
One of us, one of us.
I like the Texans draft:
1 Clowney (DE/LB)
33 Xavier Su'a Filo (OG)
65 C.J. Fiedorowicz (TE)
83 Louis Nix (NT)
135 Tom Savage (QB)
177 Jeoffrey Pagan (DE)
181 Alfred Blue (RB)
211 Jay Prosch (FB)
216 Andre Hal (CB)
256 Lonnie Ballentine (S)
I laughed when they cut to the West Hollwood bar when Sam was drafted. Hilarious.
I can probably never tell you the story behind the Bengals #2 & #3 picks, but it's hilarious. They: got incredibly lucky.
I'm glad the red retard is getting some competition at QB at least.
Definitely can't hurt.
I know I'm going to explode if I see the Red Retard's interception face again in the playoffs.
Quote from: daveracher on May 09, 2014, 05:53:36 PM
So the Browns draft a QB and lose Josh Gordon for a year. :nelson:
It's one thing to lose a player testing positive for banned substances in order to rehabilitate an injury or to gain a competitive edge, it's another to lose him to dope.
With a base salary of $825,604 for next year, that's sixteen $51,000-plus paychecks all up in bong smoke. Serves him right.
Not sure I see the reason for the NFL to ban ganja.
You wouldn't. Fucking stoner.
It violates Federal Law Yi.
So does insider trading, but that doesn't bother him either.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 11, 2014, 01:03:28 PM
So does insider trading, but that doesn't bother him either.
Well it probably violates their contracts as well.
Quote from: Razgovory on May 11, 2014, 01:02:51 PM
It violates Federal Law Yi.
The NFL is not a federal law enforcement agency.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 11, 2014, 01:44:25 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 11, 2014, 01:02:51 PM
It violates Federal Law Yi.
It's a misdemeanor.
Agreed. I'd like to see the NFL suspend a player for a year for the equivalent crime of transporting water hyacinths:
Quote18 U.S. Code § 46 - Transportation of water hyacinths
(a) Whoever knowingly delivers or receives for transportation, or transports, in interstate commerce, alligator grass (alternanthera philoxeroides), or water chestnut plants (trapa natans) or water hyacinth plants (eichhornia crassipes) or the seeds of such grass or plants; or
(b) Whoever knowingly sells, purchases, barters, exchanges, gives, or receives any grass, plant, or seed which has been transported in violation of subsection (a); or
(c) Whoever knowingly delivers or receives for transportation, or transports, in interstate commerce, an advertisement, to sell, purchase, barter, exchange, give, or receive alligator grass or water chestnut plants or water hyacinth plants or the seeds of such grass or plants—
Shall be fined under this title, or imprisoned not more than six months, or both.
http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/46 (http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/46)
Water hyacinth transportation affects us all, g :angry:
Quote from: The Minsky Moment on May 12, 2014, 10:31:33 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 11, 2014, 01:02:51 PM
It violates Federal Law Yi.
The NFL is not a federal law enforcement agency.
That is true. But I fairly certain that people living and working in the US are required to abide by federal law. Most employers would rather their employees, especially highly visible ones also abide by federal law.
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 10, 2014, 09:42:43 PM
I know I'm going to explode if I see the Red Retard's interception face again in the playoffs.
Running game will be so strong this year that won't be a factor.
This post contains "forward-looking statements" – that is, statements related to future, not past, events. In this context, forward-looking statements often address our expected future performance, and often contain words such as "expect," "anticipate," "intend," "plan," "believe," "seek," "see," or "will." Forward-looking statements by their nature address matters that are, to different degrees, uncertain.
So, Grumbler is an apologist for water hyacinth traffickers. :hmm:
Quote from: crazy canuck on May 12, 2014, 12:27:50 PM
So, Grumbler is an apologist for water hyacinth traffickers. :hmm:
I KNEW IT!
Quote from: derspiess on May 12, 2014, 11:00:30 AM
Water hyacinth transportation affects us all, g :angry:
Apologist, hell--he's probably aiding and abetting.
Quote from: derspiess on May 12, 2014, 11:45:05 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 10, 2014, 09:42:43 PM
I know I'm going to explode if I see the Red Retard's interception face again in the playoffs.
Running game will be so strong this year that won't be a factor.
This post contains "forward-looking statements" – that is, statements related to future, not past, events. In this context, forward-looking statements often address our expected future performance, and often contain words such as "expect," "anticipate," "intend," "plan," "believe," "seek," "see," or "will." Forward-looking statements by their nature address matters that are, to different degrees, uncertain.
They didn't draft Carlos Hyde. :mad:
QuoteThe St. Louis Rams got a fairly unbelievable return in their trade that sent quarterback Robert Griffin III to Washington, but we all knew that. It is referenced all the time.
The Alex Smith trade isn't talked about as much but it's pretty unbelievable, and will help the 49ers for many years to come.
The 49ers traded Smith, who San Francisco was never going to willfully start in another game, for a second-round pick in 2013 and a conditional pick in 2014 that became a second-rounder once the Chiefs won eight games last season. 49ers general manager Trent Baalke started trading down with those picks, gaining extra selections, and that's where it gets interesting.
The 49ers ended up with five players from that trade, according to MMQB's Peter King. Here was the haul:
- DE Tank Carradine, 2013 second round
- LB Corey Lemonier, 2013 third round
- LB Chris Borland, 2014 third round
- RB Carlos Hyde, 2014 second round
- WR Stevie Johnson, trade from Buffalo
I am glad the Skins sent those pics to a team more able to use them :P
Vince Young got waived.
I admit, I had the draft coverage on the TV most of the weekend, though I didn't watch much of it it was mostly background noise as the TV usually is. The best line of the entire thing (though I don't remember if it was NFL network or ESPN) was when one of the talking heads mentioned that Louisville had 3 players picked in the first round, which led to someone else mentioning that Texas still hadn't had anyone picked. The response from a third party (no idea who) was that that was why the Louisville coach was now the Texas coach.
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 12, 2014, 09:03:33 PM
Vince Young got waived.
He was on a team? Good for him.
Quote from: Valmy on May 12, 2014, 09:07:35 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 12, 2014, 09:03:33 PM
Vince Young got waived.
He was on a team? Good for him.
The Brownies.
But with an A&M player with some skill on the roster, a shitty Longhorn wasn't needed.
Quote from: sbr on May 12, 2014, 09:07:32 PM
I admit, I had the draft coverage on the TV most of the weekend, though I didn't watch much of it it was mostly background noise as the TV usually is. The best line of the entire thing (though I don't remember if it was NFL network or ESPN) was when one of the talking heads mentioned that Louisville had 3 players picked in the first round, which led to someone else mentioning that Texas still hadn't had anyone picked. The response from someone (no idea who) was that that was why the Louisville coach was now the Texas coach.
It was the first time ever, since the draft started in 1936, that a UT player has not been picked. Even Ed Price's legendarily horrible 1956 team had players drafted (of course there were about 20 rounds then...but there were a lot fewer teams as well). In case anybody doubted the fact Mack Brown's program was in serious free fall.
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 12, 2014, 09:13:51 PM
The Brownies.
But with an A&M player with some skill on the roster, a shitty Longhorn wasn't needed.
He can show Cleveland how to squeeze their balls and masturbate into jars.
Texas should join the Big Ten.
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 12, 2014, 09:18:06 PM
Texas should join the Big Ten.
Texas should suck a dick and rejoin Mexico.
Go eat a frito pie.
Quote from: sbr on May 12, 2014, 09:22:01 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 12, 2014, 09:18:06 PM
Texas should join the Big Ten.
Texas should suck a dick and rejoin Mexico.
What are you pissy about? Oregon won the game.
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 12, 2014, 09:24:35 PM
Go eat a frito pie.
I'd rather eat a frito pie than join the Big Ten.
frito pie makes me shit, joining the Big Ten lets everyone else shit all over me. :(
Quote from: Valmy on May 12, 2014, 09:27:02 PM
Quote from: sbr on May 12, 2014, 09:22:01 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 12, 2014, 09:18:06 PM
Texas should join the Big Ten.
Texas should suck a dick and rejoin Mexico.
What are you pissy about? Oregon won the game.
Just a general sentiment, nothing specific. :)
EDIT: And we won it twice.
Quote from: sbr on May 12, 2014, 09:28:24 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 12, 2014, 09:24:35 PM
Go eat a frito pie.
I'd rather eat a frito pie than join the Big Ten.
frito pie makes me shit, joining the Big Ten lets everyone else shit all over me. :(
:console:
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