The "I Can't Believe You Numbnuts Couldn't Make An NFL Draft Thread" Megathread

[Valmy]

Then traded up a spot.

Ah.  I concede the point to CdM then.

[Razgovory]

So this is like the Superbowl of Human Resources?

[CountDeMoney]

Solid Ravens pick.  They needed an impact player at LB, they got one.

[Ed Anger]

So this is like the Superbowl of Human Resources?

Slave Auction, 2014 style.

[Valmy]

[Valmy]

So this is like the Superbowl of Human Resources?

Slave Auction, 2014 style.

At least all the slaves were free agents.

[Ed Anger]

Rex Ryan checked their feet at the Combine.

[CountDeMoney]

God, Ray Lewis is fucking tedious. Just repeat the points everybody else is making. 

Oh, like that never happens with pros-turned-commentator.  At least he's not having an orgasm every time he opens his mouth, like Chucky.

I hope Dan Dierdorf crashes on your sofa for a month.  And uses the word "superlative" the whole time.

[alfred russel]

The way the post run the ball nfl works, you really need a decent qb if you want to win the super bowl. If you list the top 15 qbs in the league, most teams got them on draft day. I think it is nuts watching a bunch of shitty teams with shitty qbs drafting other positions. If you dont like manziel, bridgewater looked pretty damn good throwing the ball in actual football games.

How many of them were top 10 draft picks?

The "taking you to the super bowl QBs", with their draft position (going off a list of week 17 starters, by memory will fill some in, but may overlook a few):
Matt Ryan (3)
Joe Flacco (18)
Cam Newton (1)
Patyon Manning (1)
Matthew Stafford (1)
Aaron Rodgers (24)
Andrew Luck (1)
Tom Brady (199)
Drew Brees (32)
Eli Manning (1)
Ben Roethlisberger (11)
Colin Kaepernick (36)
Russell Wilson (75)
Robert Griffen III (2)

So of those 14 guys, 11 were in first round position based on the number of teams we now have, 1 in the 2nd, 1 in the 3rd, and 1 in the 6th.

Clearly, if your team wants Bridgewater and no one values him as a top 10 pick, you would be better off waiting. So I'm not so much criticizing one team, but a larger system that is drafting safeties over decent QB prospects.

[Ed Anger]

God, Ray Lewis is fucking tedious. Just repeat the points everybody else is making. 

Oh, like that never happens with pros-turned-commentator.  At least he's not having an orgasm every time he opens his mouth, like Chucky.

I hope Dan Dierdorf crashes on your sofa for a month.  And uses the word "superlative" the whole time.

The sweat stains would ruin my couch.

[CountDeMoney]

I bet the Texans take Derek Carr in the 2nd round, just to kill off the entire Carr gene pool from the face of the earth.

[derspiess]

[derspiess]

I look forward to my insanely talented nephew getting drafted.  I'm gonna be the uncle running on stage to hug him, stiff-arming his mom.

[CountDeMoney]

LOL CLEVELAND BROWNS

[Valmy]

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