Mancow gets waterboarded, lasts 6 seconds, and says waterboarding is torture

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Razgovory

#45
May 27, 2009, 01:43:16 PM
Quote from: Caliga on May 27, 2009, 12:47:07 PM
Anyhoo, I don't know that we have enough data to draw any conclusions.  I propose waterboarding Mancow several hundred more times and average out the times he lasts.  :)

Let's waterboard Berkut instead.  I'd leave the house for that.
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saskganesh

#46
May 27, 2009, 01:47:03 PM
the house rule is that you can't waterboard Berkut until you are waterboarded yourself.
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Berkut

#47
May 27, 2009, 01:47:48 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 27, 2009, 01:43:16 PM
Quote from: Caliga on May 27, 2009, 12:47:07 PM
Anyhoo, I don't know that we have enough data to draw any conclusions.  I propose waterboarding Mancow several hundred more times and average out the times he lasts.  :)

Let's waterboard Berkut instead.  I'd leave the house for that.

That would be cruel torture for the rest of us though. Stay in your basement.
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Razgovory

#48
May 27, 2009, 01:48:48 PM
Quote from: saskganesh on May 27, 2009, 01:47:03 PM
the house rule is that you can't waterboard Berkut until you are waterboarded yourself.

Don't worry I'll take a shower.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Razgovory

#49
May 27, 2009, 01:49:40 PM
Quote from: Berkut on May 27, 2009, 01:47:48 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 27, 2009, 01:43:16 PM
Quote from: Caliga on May 27, 2009, 12:47:07 PM
Anyhoo, I don't know that we have enough data to draw any conclusions.  I propose waterboarding Mancow several hundred more times and average out the times he lasts.  :)

Let's waterboard Berkut instead.  I'd leave the house for that.

That would be cruel torture for the rest of us though. Stay in your basement.

See that's problem.  People give me shit cause I don't leave the house.   And then when I agree to leave the house they don't want there.  It's all very frustrating.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

CountDeMoney

#50
May 27, 2009, 06:06:58 PM
Quote from: Berkut on May 27, 2009, 01:42:19 PM
Is there really anyone claiming that waterboarding isn't torture anymore?

I still claim that "enhanced interrogation techniques" aren't torture, merely enhanced interrogation techniques.

So yeah, I do.

jimmy olsen

#51
May 27, 2009, 06:11:13 PM
What's a mancow? Some kind of freakish bovine centaur?
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Eddie Teach

#52
May 27, 2009, 06:37:01 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on May 27, 2009, 06:11:13 PM
What's a mancow? Some kind of freakish bovine centaur?

A female minotaur
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Warspite

#53
May 28, 2009, 07:52:52 AM
Quote from: Berkut on May 27, 2009, 01:42:19 PM
Is there really anyone claiming that waterboarding isn't torture anymore?

Some dudes over at Paradox. Both claim to have been through it too.
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Caliga

#54
May 28, 2009, 07:54:41 AM
Quote from: Warspite on May 28, 2009, 07:52:52 AM
Both claim to have been through it too.

I see Sir Hockey has returned to P'dox.
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Ed Anger

#55
May 28, 2009, 07:55:07 AM
Quote from: Warspite on May 28, 2009, 07:52:52 AM
Quote from: Berkut on May 27, 2009, 01:42:19 PM
Is there really anyone claiming that waterboarding isn't torture anymore?

Some dudes over at Paradox. Both claim to have been through it too.

I once had to suffer the Iron Maiden.


Damn, that band sucks.
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Caliga

#56
May 28, 2009, 07:55:41 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 28, 2009, 07:55:07 AM
I once had to suffer the Iron Maiden.


Damn, that band sucks.
:o :ultra:
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Eddie Teach

#57
May 28, 2009, 07:58:13 AM
Quote from: Caliga on May 28, 2009, 07:55:41 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 28, 2009, 07:55:07 AM
I once had to suffer the Iron Maiden.


Damn, that band sucks.
:o :ultra:

^2
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Ed Anger

#58
May 28, 2009, 07:58:30 AM
Quote from: Caliga on May 28, 2009, 07:55:41 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 28, 2009, 07:55:07 AM
I once had to suffer the Iron Maiden.


Damn, that band sucks.
:o :ultra:

I ran to the hills.
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Ed Anger

#59
May 28, 2009, 08:00:40 AM
And before any more whine about your precious band, I'm not 14 anymore.

I grew up and left behind childish toys and music.
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