2016 elections - because it's never too early

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Valmy

Quote from: Martinus on April 29, 2016, 10:42:31 AM
Jaron told me that he got an email from Shrillary's campaign and then a new one on the very next day demanding to know why he did not open the first one. With friends like this...  :lol:

It is this kind of emphatic call to action that will mobilize Americans for the tough choices ahead. #leadership
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Legbiter

Quote from: derspiess on April 29, 2016, 10:21:56 AM
Have you gotten yours yet, grabon & Valmy?



Genius move to make it look like a credit card.  :pinch: :thumbsup:
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Valmy

Huh? That looks like a subway ticket :hmm:

Clearly showing a commitment to America's infrastructure.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Barrister

Wait - that card actually comes from the Hillary campaign, and is not some internet spoof?  :o
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

Legbiter

It's apparently real. There seems to be a highly placed Trump mole in the Clinton campaign. :lol:
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Valmy

Quote from: Barrister on April 29, 2016, 11:05:59 AM
Wait - that card actually comes from the Hillary campaign, and is not some internet spoof?  :o

Obviously a sarcastic reply to the claim she is playing 'the woman card' all the time. Feminist types like doing that kind of thing.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

celedhring

#9231
It's supposed to be a tongue-in-cheek response to Trump's "woman card" remarks. Pretty sure Hillary made a "if I'm playing the woman card, deal me in!" retort (not those exact words).

EDIT: Valmy'd

garbon

Quote from: Valmy on April 29, 2016, 11:00:11 AM
Huh? That looks like a subway ticket :hmm:

Yes it is clearly a subway ticket (looks just like the NYC ones) but Legbiter is a filthy foreigner so how would he know?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

crazy canuck

Quote from: garbon on April 29, 2016, 11:11:33 AM
Quote from: Valmy on April 29, 2016, 11:00:11 AM
Huh? That looks like a subway ticket :hmm:

Yes it is clearly a subway ticket (looks just like the NYC ones) but Legbiter is a filthy foreigner so how would he know?

You want Trump supporters to pay attention to facts?

derspiess

Quote from: garbon on April 29, 2016, 11:11:33 AM
Quote from: Valmy on April 29, 2016, 11:00:11 AM
Huh? That looks like a subway ticket :hmm:

Yes it is clearly a subway ticket (looks just like the NYC ones) but Legbiter is a filthy foreigner so how would he know?

Yep, like the one she couldn't figure out how to use.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

garbon

Quote from: derspiess on April 29, 2016, 11:18:05 AM
Quote from: garbon on April 29, 2016, 11:11:33 AM
Quote from: Valmy on April 29, 2016, 11:00:11 AM
Huh? That looks like a subway ticket :hmm:

Yes it is clearly a subway ticket (looks just like the NYC ones) but Legbiter is a filthy foreigner so how would he know?

Yep, like the one she couldn't figure out how to use.

We can't all be perfect. :weep:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Valmy

Quote from: derspiess on April 29, 2016, 11:18:05 AM
Quote from: garbon on April 29, 2016, 11:11:33 AM
Quote from: Valmy on April 29, 2016, 11:00:11 AM
Huh? That looks like a subway ticket :hmm:

Yes it is clearly a subway ticket (looks just like the NYC ones) but Legbiter is a filthy foreigner so how would he know?

Yep, like the one she couldn't figure out how to use.

Well we all know how dodgy she can be with technology :P
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

derspiess

"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Legbiter

So you turn in your man card first to get it?  :hmm: :lol:
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Valmy

Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."