The Nobel Peace Prize goes to ...

[Zanza]

... the EU! 

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/13/world/nobel-peace-prize.html?_r=0

[Liep]

Superbe!

[Maladict]

Great, we could use some money.

[Brazen]

Don't let France have it, they'll never pass it on when it's the next member state's turn.

[Martinus]

Good decision. When it is fashionable to complain about the EU and its bureaucracy, people tend to forget that it achieved what no other European project has before - guaranteed peace in Europe for the last 60 years.

[Grinning_Colossus]

I thought nukes did that.

[Fireblade]

The Nobel Committee is going to look foolish when you Europeans start butchering each other like a cattle-run slaughterhouse over the debt crisis.

[Darth Wagtaros]

I thought NATO guaranteed the peace. NATO and the Warsaw Pact.

[The Brain]

... the EU! 

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/13/world/nobel-peace-prize.html?_r=0

[Tamas]

I thought NATO guaranteed the peace. NATO and the Warsaw Pact.

I guess these people think that weapons and armies cannot preserve peace, they can only do war.

[Josquius]

So does that mean I'm a winner?

[Brazen]

So does that mean I'm a winner?

No, you defaulted by moving away from the EU's warm, peaceful embrace.

[Caliga]

The Nobel Committee is going to look foolish

going to look foolish?

[Darth Wagtaros]

I thought NATO guaranteed the peace. NATO and the Warsaw Pact.

I guess these people think that weapons and armies cannot preserve peace, they can only do war.

The power to cause pain is the only power that matters, the power to kill and destroy, because if you can't kill then you are always subject to those who can, and nothing and no one will ever save you.

[CountDeMoney]

people tend to forget that it achieved what no other European project has before - guaranteed peace in Europe for the last 60 years.

What's Yugoslavian for "Huh?"  How many languages does that require?