The Thurston Mittens the 3rd Veep Megathread

[DGuller]

Doesn't seem like Chris Christie is going to stick around in New Jersey for long.  Giving a speech in front of national convention, which I'm sure must include all the usual infuriating Republican half-truths and full-lies, will really aggravate the centrists in New Jersey.

[garbon]

Just announced:  Chris Christie will be the keynote prime time speaker at the GOP convention.

Not just announced as I saw that in the elevator at 9 this morning.

Just announced TODAY.  You evil bitch.

Sorry, I just remember as I almost vomited on my shoes.

[garbon]

Doesn't seem like Chris Christie is going to stick around in New Jersey for long.  Giving a speech in front of national convention, which I'm sure must include all the usual infuriating Republican half-truths and full-lies, will really aggravate the centrists in New Jersey.

Yeah they said he'd be presenting about how important/correct the Republican agenda is.

[garbon]

[alfred russel]

Doesn't seem like Chris Christie is going to stick around in New Jersey for long.  Giving a speech in front of national convention, which I'm sure must include all the usual infuriating Republican half-truths and full-lies, will really aggravate the centrists in New Jersey.

That is the thing with blue state republicans. You can never be sure when they will go full conservitard on you. Mitt Romney is exhibit a.

[CountDeMoney]

Yeah they said he'd be presenting about how important/correct the Republican agenda is.

I'm curious as to how long it'll take before he calls someone "numbnuts".  I predict by the 6th minute.

[alfred russel]

Yeah they said he'd be presenting about how important/correct the Republican agenda is.

I'm curious as to how long it'll take before he calls someone "numbnuts".  I predict by the 6th minute.

I wonder if he will find a way to do the speech in a question and answer format with the most hapless New Jersey reporters.

[MadImmortalMan]

Sarah Palin: Not speaking.

[CountDeMoney]

Sarah Palin: Not speaking.

Smart move.

I was really hoping that Mittens, unable to control even his own campaign, would've carried the theme over to the GOP convention and let it turn into a Tea Party monkey shit fight at the zoo, but alas, it seems like they're going to stick to a specific script.  I suppose that can be attributed more to the RNC than any of the retards in the Mittens campaign, though.

[alfred russel]

I wonder if the southern wing of the party is going to be upset. A candidate from Massachusetts, a VP from Wisconsin, a keynote speaker from New Jersey. No cultural warriors among them.

Romney will probably get away with it because the southern delegation really hates Obama.

[Admiral Yi]

I wonder if the southern wing of the party is going to be upset. A candidate from Massachusetts, a VP from Wisconsin, a keynote speaker from New Jersey. No cultural warriors among them.

Romney will probably get away with it because the southern delegation really hates Obama.

Plus all the megachurch hairdos have already gone on record stating it's more important to oust Obama.

[Razgovory]

Sarah Palin: Not speaking.

Smart move.

I was really hoping that Mittens, unable to control even his own campaign, would've carried the theme over to the GOP convention and let it turn into a Tea Party monkey shit fight at the zoo, but alas, it seems like they're going to stick to a specific script.  I suppose that can be attributed more to the RNC than any of the retards in the Mittens campaign, though.

I don't think they are even letting Ron Paul speak.

[Eddie Teach]

I wonder if the southern wing of the party is going to be upset. A candidate from Massachusetts, a VP from Wisconsin, a keynote speaker from New Jersey. No cultural warriors among them.

Romney will probably get away with it because the southern delegation really hates Obama.

The Religious Right believes God wants low taxes for the rich. People who are social conservatives but economic liberals already vote Democrat. So little effect.

[Barrister]

Sarah Palin: Not speaking.

Smart move.

I was really hoping that Mittens, unable to control even his own campaign, would've carried the theme over to the GOP convention and let it turn into a Tea Party monkey shit fight at the zoo, but alas, it seems like they're going to stick to a specific script.  I suppose that can be attributed more to the RNC than any of the retards in the Mittens campaign, though.

I don't think they are even letting Ron Paul speak.

I thought he never conceded precisely so he had to be allowed on the floor?

[Admiral Yi]

I thought he never conceded precisely so he had to be allowed on the floor?

Never heard of this rule before.