The Thurston Mittens the 3rd Veep Megathread

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#525
August 15, 2012, 08:10:31 PM
Quote from: katmai on August 15, 2012, 08:10:07 PM
Yokels from Scummy southern states like Maryland shouldn't talk.

Eat me, Grizzly Mom.

katmai

#526
August 15, 2012, 08:13:01 PM
You know you secretly crave to own Garbon. Don't lie.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

garbon

#527
August 15, 2012, 08:13:16 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 15, 2012, 08:10:31 PM
Quote from: katmai on August 15, 2012, 08:10:07 PM
Yokels from Scummy southern states like Maryland shouldn't talk.

Eat me, Grizzly Mom.

He's right though.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

garbon

#528
August 15, 2012, 08:14:07 PM
Quote from: katmai on August 15, 2012, 08:13:01 PM
You know you secretly crave to own Garbon. Don't lie.

If he lets me castrate him first, I'm game.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

katmai

#529
August 15, 2012, 08:14:54 PM
But Meri says he already is!
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

CountDeMoney

#530
August 15, 2012, 08:15:15 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 15, 2012, 08:13:16 PM
He's right though.

Maryland has not*, nor will it ever, attempt to suppress the right to vote, nor reduce it to a "privilege" that only state-issued ID holders with expiration dates may exercise.





*Not since 1964, at least.  :P

garbon

#531
August 15, 2012, 08:16:41 PM
Quote from: katmai on August 15, 2012, 08:14:54 PM
But Meri says he already is!

Castration is different from being submissive.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Admiral Yi

#532
August 20, 2012, 07:42:56 PM
The Economist stole my line.  They call the Ryan choice "risky for Romney, good for America."  :)

Eddie Teach

#533
August 20, 2012, 08:01:40 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on August 20, 2012, 07:42:56 PM
The Economist stole my line.  They call the Ryan choice "risky for Romney, good for America."  :)

Indeed, if it keeps Romney from being elected.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

CountDeMoney

#534
August 20, 2012, 08:04:04 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on August 20, 2012, 08:01:40 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on August 20, 2012, 07:42:56 PM
The Economist stole my line.  They call the Ryan choice "risky for Romney, good for America."  :)

Indeed, if it keeps Romney from being elected.

This is the magazine that endorsed Dubya's reelection, so meh.  Nobody listened to them when they endorsed McCain in the 2000 primaries, either.

Habbaku

#535
August 20, 2012, 08:09:20 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 20, 2012, 08:04:04 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on August 20, 2012, 08:01:40 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on August 20, 2012, 07:42:56 PM
The Economist stole my line.  They call the Ryan choice "risky for Romney, good for America."  :)

Indeed, if it keeps Romney from being elected.

This is the magazine that endorsed Dubya's reelection, so meh.  Nobody listened to them when they endorsed McCain in the 2000 primaries, either.

:huh:  The Economist endorsed Kerry.
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.
-J. R. R. Tolkien

CountDeMoney

#536
August 20, 2012, 08:09:57 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on August 20, 2012, 08:09:20 PM
:huh:  The Economist endorsed Kerry.

Well, shit.

derspiess

#537
August 20, 2012, 10:14:54 PM
Speaking of magazines...

"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Ideologue

#538
August 20, 2012, 10:19:03 PM
As a dues-paying member of the Men With Faggotty and Stupid Given Names Club, Niall Ferguson is bound by oath to support Romney.

Now, preemptively, I'm gonna say fuck you, Money.  I don't pay dues.
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

Berkut

#539
August 20, 2012, 10:26:32 PM
Quote from: Jacob on August 15, 2012, 06:29:33 PM
Republicans of integrity ought to shut this shit down immediately.

Actual integrity is a mighty rare attribute though.
"If you think this has a happy ending, then you haven't been paying attention."

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