2012 US Presidential Election Megathread!

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jimmy olsen

March 21, 2012, 12:55:16 AM
Romney has wrapped up the GOP nomination, so it's who we all thought it would be a year ago.

Romney vs. Obama

Get ready swing state voters for a mind numbing barrage of campaign ads.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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11B4V

#1
March 21, 2012, 01:19:39 AM
The Obamanation will crush him.
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Eddie Teach

#2
March 21, 2012, 01:23:02 AM
 :(
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

katmai

#3
March 21, 2012, 01:28:59 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on March 21, 2012, 12:55:16 AM
Romney has wrapped up the GOP nomination, so it's who we all thought it would be a year ago.

Romney vs. Obama

Get ready swing state voters for a mind numbing barrage of campaign ads.

He has?
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

jimmy olsen

#4
March 21, 2012, 01:32:37 AM
His lead is insurmountable. Unless he drops dead or something health related happens, it's him.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Eddie Teach

#5
March 21, 2012, 01:34:23 AM
Quote from: katmai on March 21, 2012, 01:28:59 AM
He has?

Illinois voters and Tim have spoken!
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Kleves

#6
March 21, 2012, 02:15:21 AM
So is Obama going to drop Biden? Is Romney going to pick a religious nutball for VP?
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

Eddie Teach

#7
March 21, 2012, 02:29:29 AM
Quote from: Kleves on March 21, 2012, 02:15:21 AM
So is Obama going to drop Biden? Is Romney going to pick a religious nutball for VP?

Romney/Hatch 2012?  :lol:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Razgovory

#8
March 21, 2012, 02:44:19 AM
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Eddie Teach

#9
March 21, 2012, 02:48:02 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on March 21, 2012, 02:44:19 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on March 21, 2012, 01:23:02 AM
:(

Why so sad?

Was hoping they'd have to pick somebody at the convention.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Razgovory

#10
March 21, 2012, 03:00:41 AM
I figured Romny was going to win, but I was surprised how much the GOP fixed their own elections to make it certain.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Phillip V

#11
March 21, 2012, 03:04:22 AM
Rick Santorum and his family last night in Gettysburg, Pa

Razgovory

#12
March 21, 2012, 03:10:29 AM
I wonder if his family normally dressed like it's still 1952.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

11B4V

#13
March 21, 2012, 03:10:36 AM
What the fuck is up with the sweaters? :lol:
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Razgovory

#14
March 21, 2012, 03:15:31 AM
Quote from: 11B4V on March 21, 2012, 03:10:36 AM
What the fuck is up with the sweaters? :lol:

It's like Ned Flander's creepy Catholic brother.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017
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