So what are you giving people for Christmas?

Started by MadImmortalMan, December 14, 2011, 06:12:58 PM

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11B4V

#15
December 15, 2011, 07:16:35 AM
Well last year it was two speeding tickets and one DUI. Dont know 'bout this year...yet.
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#16
December 15, 2011, 10:36:31 AM
Quote from: fahdiz on December 14, 2011, 11:18:48 PM
We're making stuff for people this year. Canning, baked goods, paintings, etc. I got a shingle hammer and a Milwaukee sawzall as early Christmas presents/necessary items to complete the honey-do list, and aside from a good pair of Sorel inclement weather boots, I don't really have a burning desire for anything else.

This is cool.  I'd infinitely prefer stuff like this given to me than some thoughtless DVD I won't watch or something similar.
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fhdz

#17
December 15, 2011, 11:54:27 AM
Quote from: Valdemar on December 15, 2011, 03:33:10 AM
A good thing we are not on exchange present terms :D

I agree wholeheartedly.
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fhdz

#18
December 15, 2011, 11:56:07 AM
Quote from: 11B4V on December 15, 2011, 07:16:35 AM
Well last year it was two speeding tickets and one DUI. Dont know 'bout this year...yet.

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Valmy

#19
December 15, 2011, 12:04:19 PM
A dradel.  I convert to Judaism for one day only every year.
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DontSayBanana

#20
December 15, 2011, 12:10:39 PM
Girlfriend's getting a melodica this year.
Experience bij!

derspiess

#21
December 15, 2011, 12:19:46 PM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on December 15, 2011, 12:10:39 PM
Girlfriend's getting a melodica this year.

Is that covered by insurance?  :P
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Caliga

#22
December 15, 2011, 12:29:38 PM
My dick in a box. :)
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MadImmortalMan

#23
December 15, 2011, 12:52:14 PM
How many of you guys are not afraid to buy clothes for your wife/girlfriend? I used to be. Still wouldn't buy some things. Like jeans, for example. Too hard to get right without trying them on. How many of you actually know their dress size off the top of your head?   :P

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Barrister

#24
December 15, 2011, 12:52:45 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on December 15, 2011, 07:16:35 AM
Well last year it was two speeding tickets and one DUI. Dont know 'bout this year...yet.

I get a kick out of having people denied bail right before Christmas.   :cool:

Mind you, that's probably because of how hard it is to do. <_<
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Barrister

#25
December 15, 2011, 12:53:28 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on December 15, 2011, 12:52:14 PM
How many of you guys are not afraid to buy clothes for your wife/girlfriend? I used to be. Still wouldn't buy some things. Like jeans, for example. Too hard to get right without trying them on. How many of you actually know their dress size off the top of your head?   :P

I never, and I mean never, buy her clothes. -_-
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#26
December 15, 2011, 01:01:28 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on December 15, 2011, 12:52:14 PM
How many of you guys are not afraid to buy clothes for your wife/girlfriend? I used to be. Still wouldn't buy some things. Like jeans, for example. Too hard to get right without trying them on. How many of you actually know their dress size off the top of your head?   :P

I think I have that wrote down somewhere.
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Caliga

#27
December 15, 2011, 01:04:10 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on December 15, 2011, 12:52:14 PM
How many of you guys are not afraid to buy clothes for your wife/girlfriend? I used to be. Still wouldn't buy some things. Like jeans, for example. Too hard to get right without trying them on. How many of you actually know their dress size off the top of your head?   :P
That's the highway to the danger zone right there, son.  "Honey, what's your dress size?"
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Valmy

#28
December 15, 2011, 01:10:17 PM
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Valmy

#29
December 15, 2011, 01:11:11 PM
Quote from: Caliga on December 15, 2011, 01:04:10 PM
That's the highway to the danger zone right there, son.  "Honey, what's your dress size?"

I just check her clothes.  I did it a couple times without it being too disastrous.  But now I just buy her shiny things.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."
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