My first car accident

[DGuller]

You also have to keep in mind that my first car was a brand new German car.  The "I'm really afraid to fuck something up" factor is quite a bit higher with it, than with, say, 1986 Pontiac Grand Prix, and the chance of it is a lot higher due to the vastly increased mechanical complexity.  Even the tow guy struggled for a while with the hub cap design.

[Razgovory]

I just came back from the store and saw a teenage girl changing her tire.  Actually it was the second store I was at, because the first one I dropped the case of soda I was buying and it started shooting up Sprite everywhere so I ran away.  

[Caliga]

I've never had a flat tire.  L2Drive, people.

[garbon]

I've never had a flat tire.  L2Drive, people.

I don't think a person would be a good driver if they were constantly looking out for nails while driving.

[Ideologue]

I had like three flat tires this year.   Only one was in any shape my fault and avoidable.

[Razgovory]

I had like three flat tires this year.   Only one was in any shape my fault and avoidable.

Was that when you attacked your car with an ice pick in a drug fueled rage?

[Ed Anger]

Hey, I'm the guy that likes to icepick my enemies tires. I call my icepick 'Trotsky'.

[Ideologue]

I had like three flat tires this year.   Only one was in any shape my fault and avoidable.

Was that when you attacked your car with an ice pick in a drug fueled rage?

So we're just making stuff up now?  Like it's not ridiculously easy to use facts against me?  Try harder, lazybones.

[Admiral Yi]

I've never had a flat tire.  L2Drive, people.

I had one flat when the retread blew off on the interstate.

[Razgovory]

I had like three flat tires this year.   Only one was in any shape my fault and avoidable.

Was that when you attacked your car with an ice pick in a drug fueled rage?

So we're just making stuff up now?  Like it's not ridiculously easy to use facts against me?  Try harder, lazybones.

The made up stuff is funnier.

[Ed Anger]

I once had 8 chinese whores fall on me. Shattered my leg.

[Zoupa]

Lies. LIES.

[Razgovory]

Also I sometimes remember things wrong.  Like that time I thought that Dguller got mugged by a blueberry.

[DGuller]

Somebody upstairs must really like this thread, and really wants a sequel.  This time an idiot Shomrim vigilante almost got me.

It's Brooklyn again, Ocean Parkway, rush hour.  Some Shomrim guy wants to play with his illegal red and white strobe lights and a siren on his Honda Odyssey and run a red light.  Unlike a real cop, though, he doesn't wait for the cross traffic to stop before running the red light, and he turns his siren on too late.  The end result is that the car ahead of me jumps on the brakes, and so do I, and stop just short of his bumper.  I really hate that feeling of pulsating brake pedal.

They really need to crack down on these Jewish vigilantes.  You shouldn't play cop if you aren't trained to act like one.

[Razgovory]

Somebody upstairs must really like this thread, and really wants a sequel.

You probably shouldn't have given out the address of this forum to the people in your apartment.

On the other hand, I advise anyone who works with Marty or intends to hire him to read this forum diligently.