Britain burns - Chavs ruin civilization

[Viking]

The boy, who cannot be named for legal reasons, from Romford, east of London, admitted stealing a £50 ($80) trash can from a department store, the Guardian reported.

The fuck?  Does it pick up trash on its own?

no, the kid, a soon to be father needs the £50 trashcan to go with his C$2,000 stroller.

[Ideologue]

Whatever happened to the human pain ray?

http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/nation-world-news/nonlethal-heat-zapping-weapon-awaiting-use-1155026.html

Just like the Atlantic Fleet in the Falklands.

[Ideologue]

Whatever happened to the human pain ray?

He still posts from time to time.

[Ed Anger]

Whatever happened to the human pain ray?

http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/nation-world-news/nonlethal-heat-zapping-weapon-awaiting-use-1155026.html

Just like the Atlantic Fleet in the Falklands.

The brits were lucky to get our newer Sidewinders.

[Siege]

I wonder if the Brits are just going to admit their military is incapable of taking care of this and ask the US to intervene.

We could, :cough: Paras :cough: but most Americans*, especially CdM would get their knickers in a twist.


*Ed Anger an honourable exception.

edit:
I would post a photo of Paras doing internal security in N.I, but unfortunately most on the web seem to be of Bloody Sunday. 

I used to work with two ex-Paras, top blokes.

I bet Seedy would love to see MAricans knocking heads. I know I'd love to see an MP battalion with non-lethal deterrents fucking up your Chavs. 

ACTIVATE HEAT RAY AND SONIC WEAPONS!

I hate MPs.
The only thing they do if give you tickets when you drive too fast on post.
Over there they only guard the hajjs we capture.
They barely leave the FOBs, and when they do they do so in big convoys.

[Richard Hakluyt]

My old man hated MPs too. If one of his men fucked up he would go out of his way to deal with it without involving them.

[Ed Anger]

Fear the Snowdrops.

[Solmyr]

"[Britain is] two nations between whom there is no intercourse and no sympathy; who are as ignorant of each other's habits, thoughts, and feelings, as if they were dwellers in different zones, or inhabitants of different planets. The rich and the poor."
- Benjamin Disraeli

This isn't 1870 anymore.  Otherwise, you would be busy getting beaten to death in the Russian Empire for you unsavory crimes.

This reminds me of something a history lecturer of mine said. The Russian Empire was quite gentle with its subject peoples compared to some. When in 1905 some Finns staged a protest against the Russian government, they were dispersed by cossacks with whips. The British Empire would have sent in the machine guns.

[Eddie Teach]

My old man hated MPs too. If one of his men fucked up he would go out of his way to deal with it without involving them.

Most fuckups probably don't need an act of Parliament to be resolved.

[Legbiter]

Transport looters to the Falklands and let them stay there for at least 5 years as punishment. 

My favoured solution that 

........and not the fleshpots of Post Stanley either...

Who knows, after a few years they might evolve into something resembling an Australian 

I say it's worth a try at least.

[The Minsky Moment]

For those interested, the use of baton rounds/ "plastic/rubber bullets" in Northern Ireland was quite extensive, in 35 years over 125,000 were fired and only 17 people killed.

Interesting article here:
http://www.quarry.nildram.co.uk/baton.htm

Baton rounds have actually been used in mainland UK in recent years, 50 rounds fired, 94% of which hit their target, didn't know they were that accurate.

Can you fit them with a proximity fuse?

[Viking]

For those interested, the use of baton rounds/ "plastic/rubber bullets" in Northern Ireland was quite extensive, in 35 years over 125,000 were fired and only 17 people killed.

Interesting article here:
http://www.quarry.nildram.co.uk/baton.htm

Baton rounds have actually been used in mainland UK in recent years, 50 rounds fired, 94% of which hit their target, didn't know they were that accurate.

Can you fit them with a proximity fuse?

either that or the target was "one of that big mob of yobs over there"

[Neil]

"[Britain is] two nations between whom there is no intercourse and no sympathy; who are as ignorant of each other's habits, thoughts, and feelings, as if they were dwellers in different zones, or inhabitants of different planets. The rich and the poor."
- Benjamin Disraeli

This isn't 1870 anymore.  Otherwise, you would be busy getting beaten to death in the Russian Empire for you unsavory crimes.

This reminds me of something a history lecturer of mine said. The Russian Empire was quite gentle with its subject peoples compared to some. When in 1905 some Finns staged a protest against the Russian government, they were dispersed by cossacks with whips. The British Empire would have sent in the machine guns.

I don't recall the British ever machinegunning Scots.

Besides, they wouldn't be butchering Martinus because of his Polackosity, but rather his faggishness.

[Viking]

I don't recall the British ever machinegunning Scots.

Besides, they wouldn't be butchering Martinus because of his Polackosity, but rather his faggishness.

The scots were subdued at Cullodden. No need for Maxim guns.

Edit: Or dreadnaughts.

[CountDeMoney]

Where is "Jap" offensive?

Most places isn't it?

You're confusing "Jap" with "Nip".  Or maybe "zipperhead" or "buckethead", but that's more of a Vietnamese thing.