VISION QUEST TO THE WEST

[Caliga]

[Ed Anger]

I'll direct the Porn version, FUCK QUEST TO THE WEST.

[PDH]

I'll direct the Porn version, FUCK QUEST TO THE WEST.

Vision Queef to the West?

[DontSayBanana]

Vulva Quest to the West.

[Ideologue]

Vagin Quest.

[Lettow77]

 Had to look up who Ellen Page was, because I am not very familiar with 3DPD actresses. While I like the idea, she needs pretty bangs. I love bangs! :3
  I think the vision quest was a success, in that it resolved me to loneliness- My beloved roommate is going elsewhere this fall, and I am okay with that. Sometimes I didn't feel safe, and my mastery of hiragana is no mastery at all, but I am taking a class in the fall, and think I can manage that. I shall try to strike a balance between cloistering myself and meeting new people, but really, immersing myself in anime, history and the internet holds no terrors for me. I will drink a lot of tea.

I am still not sure what I want to do with life- Law, something involving Japan, a history professor? I have two years to sort it out.

I am not sure the vision quest would make for a riveting movie. My father's life deserves one more. Any vision quest film would have to gloss over the tedium, the walking around without any happenings, and focus on the few moments of danger, comraderie, catboys and so on.

I had fun but it was poorly executed and poorly conceived. I wouldn't do it again unless I do. And if I do, it would be to tour the sacred South.

There were no maid outfits on the vision quest, although there was a demure japanese maiden. It would have been socially irresponsible for me to declare any intent with regard to her, so I satisfied myself with being delighted at her existence. I did meet some outstanding people- elderly South Carolinians, a friendly mormon mother, a football player at Utah U, the delightful manchu, and so on.

I took a lot of notes, but I feel weird uploading them. A lot of it was intensely personal and prattled about people I knew and so on.

Don't eat squid if you can at all help it. That pickled cabbage stuff is no better. Plum wine is delightful.

Edit: regarding the dakimakura, it was a sudden decision encouraged by a gentleman of good taste. I will certainly invest the effort to see if any love and contentment can be derived there. No point not to try, right? The idea of a lovely maiden to have and to hold is worth the risk and the effort.

For those curious, it is the lovely miss Tsumugi Kotobuki.

[Ideologue]

Squid's actually pretty delicious, although of course I cannot recommend it.  Kimchi (which I assume is what you mean?), however, is abomination.  I'd rather murder a cephalopod than eat that.

What's a 3DPD?

[Lettow77]

Kimchi! yes, I forgot the name. Stuff's foul. At a distance I thought it was ravioli. Stench unforgivable.

Squid doesn't get chewed when you chew it! and then your mouth tastes like squid for quite some time..

3DPD- 3D pig disgusting.

[Ideologue]

3DPD- 3D pig disgusting.

Elaborate?  I don't know what this means.  Ellen Page is pretty hot.  And when she stands next to Joseph Gordon-Levitt, she even looks human-sized.

[Fireblade]

Ugh, kimchi. At this college job at a Japanese place I had for awhile, my Korean boss and coworkers ate that shit every single day. Stunk up that tiny kitchen we were stuck in. That shit was so nasty, I wouldn't even eat it when I was baked and had a serious case of the munchies. And they had the NERVE to act all disgusted when I brought in a pulled-pork sandwich for my lunch one day, bitching about how it was too much meat or something. Yeah, well, you know what, my BBQ had cabbage on it too, we just have the good sense to mix it up with mayonnaise and vinegar, not stick it in the ground for a year with some shrimp and peppers and let it rot for a year.

Fuck Korean food.

[Syt]

I'll direct the Porn version, FUCK QUEST TO THE WEST.

Vision Queef to the West?

Slut Wreck III: The Search for Cock

[MadImmortalMan]

I like kimchi.


Not with fish in it though. The spicier the better.

[Ideologue]

I like kimchi.


Not with fish in it though. The spicier the better.

The Korean food I've been exposed to has convinced me that Koreans don't actually know what "spicy" means.

[jimmy olsen]

Ugh, kimchi. At this college job at a Japanese place I had for awhile, my Korean boss and coworkers ate that shit every single day. Stunk up that tiny kitchen we were stuck in. That shit was so nasty, I wouldn't even eat it when I was baked and had a serious case of the munchies. And they had the NERVE to act all disgusted when I brought in a pulled-pork sandwich for my lunch one day, bitching about how it was too much meat or something. Yeah, well, you know what, my BBQ had cabbage on it too, we just have the good sense to mix it up with mayonnaise and vinegar, not stick it in the ground for a year with some shrimp and peppers and let it rot for a year.

Fuck Korean food.

Weird. Koreans love pork and mayonnaise, though not together.

Also, I have to agree Kimchi is absolutely vile.

Ide, they put red pepper powder/sauce on a lot of stuff. Ever had Budae jjigae? That can get pretty hot.

[Neil]

Edit: regarding the dakimakura, it was a sudden decision encouraged by a gentleman of good taste. I will certainly invest the effort to see if any love and contentment can be derived there. No point not to try, right? The idea of a lovely maiden to have and to hold is worth the risk and the effort.

For those curious, it is the lovely miss Tsumugi Kotobuki.

I think that you might be starting to be going a little too far.  The dakimakura on it's own is a bit alarming, because many of the people who get them are doing so in order to withdraw ever further from society.  Combined with your use of the phrase '3DPD', I think that you need to make more of an effort to meet real people and conform back home.  If you aspire to be a Southern gentleman you're going to have to have the means, and in order to do that you're going to have to function in society.  To put it in terms you'll understand, what happens to hikikomori in real life?

Also, I would have thought it would have been Mio.