Adventures in Self-Publishing

[Ed Anger]

If I was Jake I would write a short story about bmo.

Mr. Mollson stood up suddenly and barked, "PREETY FLOWER! RAGING WOMBAT!" The locals, understandably confused began to stab him. They left quickly, leaving the the Swede in a puddle of his own blood. As they fled, they could hear the echos of "RAGING THROB!" and other nonsensical phrases down the long hallways of Mollson's sweatshop.

[Caliga]

Mr. Mollson stood up suddenly and barked, "PREETY FLOWER! RAGING WOMBAT!" The locals, understandably confused began to stab him. They left quickly, leaving the the Swede in a puddle of his own blood. As they fled, they could hear the echos of "RAGING THROB!" and other nonsensical phrases down the long hallways of Mollson's sweatshop.

When can I buy this on Amazon.

[Caliga]

Hehehehe... I have on occasion written characters based on languish personalities

[Jacob]

I'm kind of hoping to write stuff that appeals to people who do not post on languish, so I'm afraid it's fairly far down the list (unless someone wants to pay me up front to write it, of course).

As for Amazon, it seems to take a long time for the stuff to migrate over, but I'm assured that it will eventually appear on there.

[Ed Anger]

Mr. Mollson stood up suddenly and barked, "PREETY FLOWER! RAGING WOMBAT!" The locals, understandably confused began to stab him. They left quickly, leaving the the Swede in a puddle of his own blood. As they fled, they could hear the echos of "RAGING THROB!" and other nonsensical phrases down the long hallways of Mollson's sweatshop.

When can I buy this on Amazon.

[Jacob]

If you write it, I'll be happy to guide you through the steps of self-publishing