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Viking

#360
May 05, 2013, 05:51:35 PM


I'm trying to come up with a pussy related pun here, but I can't think of any good ones.
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

mongers

#361
May 05, 2013, 05:53:04 PM
Quote from: Viking on May 05, 2013, 05:51:35 PM


I'm trying to come up with a pussy related pun here, but I can't think of any good ones.

Good, that's a relief.
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

Razgovory

#362
May 05, 2013, 05:59:52 PM
My cat has learned how to turn the PC on and off now.  She think's it's really funny when she turns the damn thing off while I'm using it.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

mongers

#363
May 05, 2013, 06:01:15 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 05, 2013, 05:59:52 PM
My cat has learned how to turn the PC on and off now.  She think's it's really funny when she turns the damn thing off while I'm using it.

:ccr
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

Razgovory

#364
May 05, 2013, 06:17:34 PM
Cat is now the second most computer literate person in the family.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

mongers

#365
May 05, 2013, 06:24:24 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 05, 2013, 06:17:34 PM
Cat is now the second most computer literate person in the family.

Do you live on this ?

"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

Darth Wagtaros

#366
May 05, 2013, 06:30:36 PM
That final season was a real downer.
PDH!

Viking

#367
May 12, 2013, 04:12:53 AM


hmmm.. it seems the Iraq and Afghanistan wars might be breeding a generation of dog people.
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Razgovory

#368
May 12, 2013, 05:01:41 AM
My cats get unhappy if I leave for very long.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Liep

#369
May 12, 2013, 05:03:27 AM
How can you tell if a cat is unhappy? Not being a cat person I would say they always look grumpy.
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

Viking

#370
May 12, 2013, 05:12:06 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 12, 2013, 05:01:41 AM
My cats get unhappy hungry if I leave for very long.

fyp
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Viking

#371
May 12, 2013, 05:12:49 AM
Quote from: Liep on May 12, 2013, 05:03:27 AM
How can you tell if a cat is unhappy? Not being a cat person I would say they always look grumpy.

Attempting to shred your face is usually a good indication.
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

CountDeMoney

#372
May 12, 2013, 07:04:39 AM
Quote from: Liep on May 12, 2013, 05:03:27 AM
How can you tell if a cat is unhappy? Not being a cat person I would say they always look grumpy.

The tail is the best indicator.

11B4V

#373
May 12, 2013, 05:29:17 PM
Quote from: Viking on May 12, 2013, 04:12:53 AM


hmmm.. it seems the Iraq and Afghanistan wars might be breeding a generation of dog people.

:nelson:

That's because cats fuck up venetian blinds. Dogs are cool.

"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

HVC

#374
May 12, 2013, 05:34:59 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 12, 2013, 07:04:39 AM
Quote from: Liep on May 12, 2013, 05:03:27 AM
How can you tell if a cat is unhappy? Not being a cat person I would say they always look grumpy.

The tail is the best indicator.
I say scratch marks :P
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.
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