TV/Movies Megathread

[11B4V]

Breaking Dawn Part 2 is out on Amazon instant watchery and, more importantly, on Rifftrax.  THE FINAL CHAPTER!

I would rather eat dirt.

[Ideologue]

True enough.  But as arguably the worst major films released in decades, and as incredibly strange pop cultural artifacts, they're prime riffing material.

[Eddie Teach]

But as arguably the worst major films released in decades,

One who argues such is admitting to having seen them. 

[Ideologue]

Yeah, I download the riff mp3s and listen to them on their own.

Also bear in mind that Korea was a pretty big fan of the books and to a (much lesser) degree the films.  Hell, so was Africa.  Sure, they're easily mocked (and how) by us cool kids, but these things were huge.  You gotta take part in the cultural conversation.

[11B4V]

But as arguably the worst major films released in decades,

One who argues such is admitting to having seen them. 

Easier said than done.

[katmai]

You gotta take part in the cultural conversation.

Bullshit

[Ed Anger]

I went for the jailbait in the audience.

[Eddie Teach]

Yeah, I download the riff mp3s and listen to them on their own.

Also bear in mind that Korea was a pretty big fan of the books and to a (much lesser) degree the films.  Hell, so was Africa.  Sure, they're easily mocked (and how) by us cool kids men, but these things were huge.  You gotta take part in the cultural conversation.

Not mocking them, just not interested. I suppose it's ok if your girlfriend had you watch them with her.

[katmai]

For the second wife?

[Ideologue]

Plus Ashley Greene is the hottest white woman in Hollywood, at least in her Alice haircuts.  Wowsers.

[Ideologue]

Yeah, I download the riff mp3s and listen to them on their own.

Also bear in mind that Korea was a pretty big fan of the books and to a (much lesser) degree the films.  Hell, so was Africa.  Sure, they're easily mocked (and how) by us cool kids men, but these things were huge.  You gotta take part in the cultural conversation.

Not mocking them, just not interested. I suppose it's ok if your girlfriend had you watch them with her.

Well, if you don't like the most talented MST3K alumni at their finest, I guess there's no draw.

[Liep]

Band of Brothers, 80 points of 85.

[CountDeMoney]

Band of Brothers, 80 points of 85.

What was the deduction for?  Portrayal of Germans at the death camp as the bad guys?

[Ed Anger]

That one guard who fell out of the tower.

[CountDeMoney]

That one guard who fell out of the tower.

This guy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=y-YHw1sqjL8#t=23s