TV/Movies Megathread

[Ed Anger]

I watched the season opener of Community on demand. What a load of crap. Shoot it in the head NBC.

What a waste of Chevy Chase.

[Eddie Teach]

Fred Willard did it better.   

[LaCroix]

battleship: man, such a fun movie. if you drop all expectations, and dismiss the obvious plotholes, you get some nice naval scenes, including the missouri crossing the T with an alien warship. how spectacular

wreck-it ralph: pretty great movie. much better than many cgi kiddie-films released recently

[LaCroix]

P.S. Man of Steel's gonna be better than all three put together.  I can feel it in my boner.

your reviews are most criminal, beyond any other, when they imply or directly declare zack snyder as being anything other than an utterly useless hack of a director. otherwise, they're entertaining!

[Josephus]

Anyone else watch shameless, the US version? It keep pushing the envelope so often, even I'm shocked sometimes with it. In the most recent episode, a young girl, maybe 6, is undressing in front of another girl, slightly older. As the young girl removes her pants (you only see from waist up) she looks down and says to the other girl, who looks shocked.."Oh yeah, that's my girl penis." And the older girl says, "But that's, like, a boy penis." The young girl shrugs. "yeah, but it's a girl penis. It's different."

In the same episode, less shocking, a group of grocery store female workers discuss their "bobby breaks", where they are forced to give the manager, bobby, a BJ on demand, a young boy, faking cancer to go to a Make A Wish summer camp, persuades one of the counsellors to show her titties,  and Joan Cussack (john's sister) tries to convince her lover to let her stick a dildo up his arse.

This ain't The Waltons.

[Josquius]

The US Shameless is great.
Its weird how it manages to have such silly plotlines as the UK one if you break it down, sillier even, yet it presents them in a much more realistic and believable fashion.

The camp girl was hot.

[The Brain]

A movie about an isolated town in Alaska that is attacked by vampires. How common is this?

[Admiral Yi]

I didn't see the girl penis episode (I've seen maybe 4 total).

What was the deal?  Hermaphrodite?

[Josquius]

I'm currently watching Andrew Marr's History of the World.
It's rather good. Lots of little well produced stories. Some of them commonly repeated, others less so. It does try to be very global.

[jimmy olsen]

a young boy, faking cancer to go to a Make A Wish summer camp, persuades one of the counsellors to show her titties

Reminds me of an episode of Sealab 2021

[CountDeMoney]

Five Days of War.

Filthy Russians.

[Syt]

Scariest Alice in Wonderland adaptation ever?

http://blip.tv/brows-held-high/brows-held-high-alice-5184130

WTF Czechoslovakia?

[Zanza]

I watched half the episodes of "House of Cards" now. Great show. Kevin Spacey and Robin Wright are perfect for their roles.

[Phillip V]

House of Cards (US version) is good.

[Queequeg]

I don't think Kevin Spacey was charismatic enough in the role.  You couldn't help but root for Urqhart, which made the reveal at the end of the first season one of the greatest moments in TV history.