Everyday Adventures

[Admiral Yi]

Later some American tourists asked me to point them the way to the nearest TGIF, which I did. America, fuck yeah!!

Lame.

[mongers]

Today I went to the posh department store to do some shopping. Turned out there was a sale... FUUUUUCK! Sales - when the working class (in body or in mind) comes out to play. I grabbed a single non-sale item, paid for it and got the hell out of there.

....

Are you planning on turning into a Swedish Garbon ? 

[Eddie Teach]

Turning into? 

[The Brain]

Some adorable kids had set up a little store on the sidewalk with odd bits from around the house. I scored some paper napkins.

[Eddie Teach]

How much were they asking for mom's nice jewelry?

[The Brain]

How much were they asking for mom's nice jewelry?

Mom was supervising so I didn't dare ask.

[DGuller]

How much were they asking for mom's nice jewelry?

Mom was supervising so I didn't dare ask.

I hate it when moms do that. 

[The Brain]

Today there was some election thing going on so I voted.

[The Brain]

Tonight I had dinner at the castle. Sheilbh wasn't around though.

[The Brain]

Today I peeked into a café and sitting among the regular customers was an obese woman.

[Ed Anger]

Today I peeked into a café and sitting among the regular customers was an obese woman.

OMG

[The Brain]

Today when I was in the bathroom having just taken care of some business I discovered that one sheet of paper on my TP roll had suffered a manufacturing error and was deformed.

[The Brain]

Today a gentleman outside the subway loudly and repeatedly suggested that women with big butts should be burnt at the stake. He didn't say if he could lie or not.

[Caliga]

Interesting.

[Eddie Teach]

He didn't say if he could lie or not.

If he could, he'd lie and say he couldn't.