Everyday Adventures

[lustindarkness]

In other news, my left arm fell asleep last night.

I had pins and needles for like 30 minutes after the blood started flowing.

First I was like "Can I just cut it off so I can go back to sleep? " After a while I was like "I may have to amputate it becasue it is dead. ".

[DGuller]

In other news, my left arm fell asleep last night.

I had pins and needles for like 30 minutes after the blood started flowing.

First I was like "Can I just cut it off so I can go back to sleep? " After a while I was like "I may have to amputate it becasue it is dead. ".

It's not dead, but it's probably dying if it takes that long to reboot it.  I hope you're right-handed?

[Eddie Teach]

My hands are always like that, you learn to live with it.

[The Brain]

I was carded at the liquor store. Again.

Later I went to a supermarket that was much bigger than my regular supermarket.

[Eddie Teach]

I was carded at the liquor store. Again.

You know, some stores have a policy of carding everyone.

[The Brain]

I was carded at the liquor store. Again.

You know, some stores have a policy of carding everyone.

This chain does not.

And it's the only chain in town.

[The Brain]

Today in the subway a wino/junkie hurled mild abuse at passersby.

[The Brain]

An elderly woman was triggered by a Black Sails ad poster to launch into a loud rant about how Jesus is awesome and how Satan is just a horrible, horrible person. Like most of my social encounters this took place in the subway.

[lustindarkness]

An elderly woman was triggered by a Black Sails ad poster to launch into a loud rant about how Jesus is awesome and how Satan is just a horrible, horrible person. Like most of my social encounters this took place in the subway.

I don't think you are a horrible horrible person.

[Capetan Mihali]

I have "Dragostea Din Tei (Numa Numa)" stuck in my head.

[Brezel]

Welcome to 2004.

[Admiral Yi]

Last night was a zoo at my karaoke joint.  A pimping of South Chicago banger transplants decide to show up and get in all the ladies' faces.  Half the white women decide to go ballistic and start cat fights.  A couple of extraneous ornery farm boy rednecks to balance out the stew.  I spent half the night snuffing out potential trouble.

[crazy canuck]

Not a murder of bangers?

[The Brain]

Today I saw Don Giovanni. I especially liked the commendatore scene.

[The Brain]

I just squeezed out a grade A turd, big and firm (but not hard).