Everyday Adventures

[garbon]

If only we weren't such a nanny state - they could make their own money.

[CountDeMoney]

Retail operations that ask me for a donation in addition to my purchase need to donate to my fucking fund for a change.   

[Ed Anger]

I giggle when they ask for carbon offsets. Fuck trees.

[Admiral Yi]

Doesn't sound like Starbucks is asking for anything.  They're providing an option.

An option which has the nice benefit of not landing anyone on a junk mailing list.

[garbon]

Yeah they didn't even ask me if I wanted Oprah chai instead.

[Syt]

I bought frames for my Kandinsky prints. My walls are no longer bare.

[Admiral Yi]

I've got a wart on the inside of my thumb I've been bombing with Compound W for a couple months now.  It's hanging on, too much connective tissue to yank off, too little to be comfortable. 

[Ed Anger]

I had a beautiful brown baby today. Then I flushed.

[derspiess]

Retail operations that ask me for a donation in addition to my purchase need to donate to my fucking fund for a change.   

You're not even willing to make an exception for Oprah?  Wow.

[mongers]

I've got a wart on the inside of my thumb I've been bombing with Compound W for a couple months now.  It's hanging on, too much connective tissue to yank off, too little to be comfortable. 

Yi, we like you just the way you are, warts and all. 

[sbr]

I've got a wart on the inside of my thumb I've been bombing with Compound W for a couple months now.  It's hanging on, too much connective tissue to yank off, too little to be comfortable. 

Cover it with duct tape.

[The Brain]

Today I used a plunger. I didn't attack anyone with it though.

[Syt]

Today I found myself in the ghetto for the first time in more than 10 years. It was me and 50 shades of brown.

Allåhu Akbörk?

[Syt]

50 Shades of Brown - Reminiscing on the Throne: the official Ed Anger biography.

[The Brain]

Today I went to the posh department store to do some shopping. Turned out there was a sale... FUUUUUCK! Sales - when the working class (in body or in mind) comes out to play. I grabbed a single non-sale item, paid for it and got the hell out of there.

Later some American tourists asked me to point them the way to the nearest TGIF, which I did. America, fuck yeah!!

Even later I had a major explosishit, the wide angle scattershit kind. The kind where you look into the bowl after the deed and there's little bits of poop everywhere. The walls of the bowl, the underside of the seat... The kind that makes you both worried and relieved at the same time.