Everyday Adventures

[The Brain]

Today I went to the world's biggest IKEA store. I almost never go to IKEA. I bought a NISSE, and sixpacks of SVALKA, GODIS and MJÖD. It came to SEK 261. I was reminded why I buy my furniture at mid-range stores: IKEA stuff is so incredibly cheap looking.

The filthy rich Nazi was nowhere to be seen.

Speaking of Nazis a week ago I bought a new jacket. A Boss. I like it. It was not IKEA cheap.

My local Thai was a bit bland today. It's usually much better. Not the usual guy in the kitchen today.

[Ed Anger]

I bought a NISSE, and sixpacks of SVALKA, GODIS and MJÖD. It came to SEK 261.

[Josquius]

Jätte bra!

[Monoriu]

Half of my furniture is IKEA.  The rest is custom-built.  I have to say, the IKEA half looks and lasts better. 

[Barrister]

I miss IKEA.

[Threviel]

Jätte bra!

Young kids and their fucking writing styles today. You are not speaking english, do not write one word as two. Jättebra?

[Camerus]

Jätte bra!

Young kids and their fucking writing styles today. You are not speaking english, do not write one word as two. Jättebra?

Hans modersmål är engelska.   

[Grey Fox]

Ikea, without it all my furniture would be even more cheap from even more cheap Chinese sweatshop bought from Wal-Mart or Canadian Tire.

[Brazen]

Today I went to the world's biggest IKEA store.

That's practically a pilgrimage. I've been in IKEAs in the UK, France and Hong Kong, but never Sweden, ironically.

[Pedrito]

SVALKA,

White, Red, Bubbles or Schnaps?

I owned 4 or 5 NISSEs, too 

L.

[Syt]

Was there a sale?

[merithyn]

Will someone please translate what those things are?

[Pedrito]

Will someone please translate what those things are?

Foldable chairs, glasses

L.

[Josquius]

Was there a sale?

Slut always makes me giggle. Never seen it combined with spurt though, heh. Always good when you see slut rea on women's clothing stores.
Also good is utfart.

[The Brain]

SVALKA,

White, Red, Bubbles or Schnaps?

I owned 4 or 5 NISSEs, too 

L.

White.

Somewhere on Languish there is a pic where you can see part of my NISSE.