Everyday Adventures

[The Brain]

Today at Burger King there was a horde of Finns BUT the chick who took my order was ultra hott.

[Caliga]

Today at Burger King there was a horde of Finns BUT the chick who took my order was ultra hott.

Were jahuu and that other guy whose name I forget but was a herpephiliac there?

[The Brain]

Today at Burger King there was a horde of Finns BUT the chick who took my order was ultra hott.

Were jahuu and that other guy whose name I forget but was a herpephiliac there?

Ogle? Didn't see them.

[Caliga]

Yeah, Ogle.

[Syt]

Conversation at work a few days ago.

Me: "Got to go to the book store later, my order has arrived." (still had birthday vouchers)
Colleague: "What is it?"
Me: "Uhm, you wouldn't know."
Colleague: "Try me."
Me: "It's called 'Slide, Kelly, Slide', it's about one of the first baseball stars in the 1880s."
Colleague: "Oh yeah, I heard of him."
Me: 
Colleague: "Yeah, in the 80s I lived with a guy in the U.S. - he only cared for two things: surfing and baseball. Every morning he headed to the beach to check the waves, then came back with the newspaper to read the box scores and see how his fantasy players were doing. He named his son 'King Kelly'."




Fragments of phone conversation on the tram today. Young girl's voice, slight Turkish accent:
"... blood might have seeped through the esophagus ... kicked him in the head so many times ... she won't say anything because then she might be held responsible, too ..."
Unfortunately she got off a station later.

[The Brain]

My headset ceased to maintain structural integrity. It was in routine operation at the time. I blame plastic as a material.

[Ed Anger]

I'm so bored, I'm watching MTV. SOMEBODY SHOOT ME NOW

[Admiral Yi]

I'm so bored, I'm watching MTV. SOMEBODY SHOOT ME NOW

Who had 4 days in the "how long into retirement until Boner cracks" pool?

[Ed Anger]

I'm so bored, I'm watching MTV. SOMEBODY SHOOT ME NOW

Who had 4 days in the "how long into retirement until Boner cracks" pool?

IT IS THE DAY BEFORE EASTER. I'M BORED

[sbr]

I'm so bored, I'm watching MTV. SOMEBODY SHOOT ME NOW

Who had 4 days in the "how long into retirement until Boner cracks" pool?

IT IS THE DAY BEFORE EASTER. I'M BORED

Doesn't hiding eggs for that many kids take all day?

[Ed Anger]

I'm so bored, I'm watching MTV. SOMEBODY SHOOT ME NOW

Who had 4 days in the "how long into retirement until Boner cracks" pool?

IT IS THE DAY BEFORE EASTER. I'M BORED

Doesn't hiding eggs for that many kids take all day?

One hour. Then I go inside.

[Barrister]

We're going to pay close to $3000 for the dog to have his ACL repaired.  Poor guy has been hopping on 3 legs for a week now.

My wife has had the dog for longer than she's had me around.  I didn't have the heart to suggest we not pay the money.

But damn - that's a lot to pay for a dog who is estimated to live 4 more years.

[The Brain]

We're going to pay close to $3000 for the dog to have his ACL repaired.  Poor guy has been hopping on 3 legs for a week now.

My wife has had the dog for longer than she's had me around.  I didn't have the heart to suggest we not pay the money.

But damn - that's a lot to pay for a dog who is estimated to live 4 more years.

You're having Yi over in 2015?

[Camerus]

I have a bunch of furniture I need to give away by Friday, as I will be moving out on Saturday.

I tried calling Goodwill, but the lady was bitchy on the phone and said they don't pick stuff up, and I will have to bring everything by myself... And then they will inspect it and tell me what they want to keep.  So eff that. 

Then I tried calling a black guy named Mo who moved something for me cheaply before, but like yesterday his phone was turned off, so I left a message.

Is 1-800-Got-Junk in my future?

[Eddie Teach]

You could probably leave it out by the trash and see it disappear.