Everyday Adventures

[Ed Anger]

Both bowel movements today were large 1 turd monstrosities that required only one wipe.

[Caliga]

Both bowel movements today were large 1 turd monstrosities that required only one wipe.

Thanks for the update.

[Caliga]

I can't eat BK anymore.  Meat tastes soy-ish to me.  Wendy's has spoiled my palate.

Wendy's is better, I admit.  But I had a coupon.

[Caliga]

In Sweden it is not uncommon to hear people order "woopers".

When I was in college we had a BK at the student union.  One day I was in line there and this foreign girl ordered a "wooper".

BITCH BEHIND THE COUNTER: A what?
FOREIGN GIRL:  A wooper?
BITCH BEHIND THE COUNTER: Do you mean a WHOPPAH?
FOREIGN GIRL:  I think so?
BITCH BEHIND THE COUNTER:  IT'S CALLED A WHOPPAH, NOT A WOOPAH!  HEY EVERYBODY, SHE THINKS IT'S CALLED A WOOPAH!
*other employees start laughing*
*foreign girl looks embarassed and on the verge of tears*
*Cal examines her boobs and slinks away*

[Ed Anger]

Both bowel movements today were large 1 turd monstrosities that required only one wipe.

Thanks for the update.

I'm depressed.

[Eddie Teach]

Are you sure she didn't order a whoopin'? Maybe you could have offered her one.

[Caliga]

Are you sure she didn't order a whoopin'? Maybe you could have offered her one.

I don't speak Foreign, so I guess it's possible.

[CountDeMoney]

I'm depressed.

You're bored.  There's a difference.

[Ed Anger]

I'm depressed.

You're bored.  There's a difference.

I've been told I was depressed by the crack doctor Meri. As she knows everything, I'm depressed.

I've got my cure albums out.

[Barrister]

I'm depressed.

You're bored.  There's a difference.

I've been told I was depressed by the crack doctor Meri. As she knows everything, I'm depressed.

I've got my cure albums out.

If you have The Cure albums out, there's no reason to be depressed.

[The Brain]

Both bowel movements today were large 1 turd monstrosities that required only one wipe.

I'm happy for you. My stool has been a bit loose the last few days, requiring heavy wiping.

[mongers]

Both bowel movements today were large 1 turd monstrosities that required only one wipe.

I'm happy for you. My stool has been a bit loose the last few days, requiring heavy wiping.

Bowl movements are a lot like the performance of a high-board diver.

[sbr]

Both bowel movements today were large 1 turd monstrosities that required only one wipe.

I'm happy for you. My stool has been a bit loose the last few days, requiring heavy wiping.

Bowl movements are a lot like the performance of a high-board diver.

Hoping for as small a splash as possible?

[Eddie Teach]

Went and bought groceries. Bought an apple fritter. Turned out to be cherry. FML.


(jk, cherry fritter wasn't bad)

[garbon]

Went and bought groceries. Bought an apple fritter. Turned out to be cherry. FML.


(jk, cherry fritter wasn't bad)

I went to the grocery store too. I bought lots of cheeses. They all look delicious!