Everyday Adventures

[Ed Anger]

I gave a blood and urine sample this morning.

Diagnosis = AIDS.

I don't find that funny.

[The Brain]

I was at a museum today. A young child dismissed the notion that a bronze statue was a stuffed human with "humans can't be stuffed". Ah, the innocence of youth.

THE SPANIARDS KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/943616.stm

[The Brain]

Today I didn't buy a lottery ticket.

[Eddie Teach]

Today I didn't buy a lottery ticket.

Too bad, the stars were in your favor.

[The Brain]

Today I didn't buy a lottery ticket.

Too bad, the stars were in your favor.

Including Scarlett?

[Brazen]

I went to an International Fighter (as in fighter jets) conference at the RAF Museum yesterday. Yes, I'm perfectly aware how many of you want my job.

[Eddie Teach]

Including Scarlett?

She only dates rich guys. 

[Barrister]

Seven months after moving in to our new house, I finally managed to get both of our vehicles to park in our garage. 

[DGuller]

Seven months after moving in to our new house, I finally managed to get both of our vehicles to park in our garage. 

How did you not run out of gas?

[sbr]

4:57 PM the day before Thanksgiving and I have to go to the grocery store.  I imagine this will be ugly.

[Ed Anger]

I'll pray for you too. I assume Cal has been run over by rampaging hill folk in a Kroger's.

[Caliga]

I'll pray for you too. I assume Cal has been run over by rampaging hill folk in a Kroger's.

We ended up deciding to make a bourbon chocolate pecan pie instead since, well, I have gallons of bourbon now.  Oh, Princesca also brought home a free bottle of Courvoisier and some Canadian whisky today, too.  So anyway, we went to Country Mart instead, which contains a lot of human refuse, to be sure, but isn't overcrowded since it's out in the sticks.

[Ed Anger]

Is that an IGA store? I'd rather go to the grocery stores in the sticks than have to recreate the baatan death march in a Wally World or those new uberKroger's.

Sure I won't be able to get all those fancy foriegn cheeses but dammit, they have Quisp.

[Caliga]

Yeah, the old grocery store in town was an IGA, but they closed it and moved to a new building and rebranded it Country Mart.  Country Mart sucks, but it's like the fucking Taj Mahal compared to the old IGA.

[Jacob]

Yeah, the old grocery store in town was an IGA, but they closed it and moved to a new building and rebranded it Country Mart.  Country Mart sucks, but it's like the fucking Taj Mahal compared to the old IGA.

They sell groceries at the Taj Mahal? Or do you mean Taj Mart?