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Started by The Brain, April 18, 2010, 03:22:25 PM

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Ed Anger

I have had 1 bowel movement so far today.
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Caliga

Quote from: Ed Anger on August 26, 2011, 09:55:19 AM
I have had 1 bowel movement so far today.
Fascinating, captain.
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Eddie Teach

Quote from: Caliga on August 27, 2011, 06:44:34 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 26, 2011, 09:55:19 AM
I have had 1 bowel movement so far today.
Fascinating, captain.

Most people would be making this comment sarcastically.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

garbon

My new grocery store is so cheap. I'd have paid at least half as much at my old one.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

The Brain

There was some kind of market in my local square today. The hipsters were out in force.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Capetan Mihali

I organized the apartment like a fiend today.  It's as if God Himself reached down and cleaned out the cabinets.   :cry:
"The internet's completely over. [...] The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."
-- Prince, 2010. (R.I.P.)

The Brain

I reorganized my books the other day. Turns out I need more shelf space when I keep buying new books.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Habsburg

Quote from: Capetan Mihali on September 10, 2011, 05:59:10 PM
I organized the apartment like a fiend today.  It's as if God Himself reached down and cleaned out the cabinets.   :cry:

Come on over!  :D

The Brain

I was at a museum today. A young child dismissed the notion that a bronze statue was a stuffed human with "humans can't be stuffed". Ah, the innocence of youth.

THE SPANIARDS KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Ed Anger

I gave a blood and urine sample this morning. I got the number of the girl taking the blood. I still gots it.
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Zoupa

Quote from: Ed Anger on September 22, 2011, 09:35:48 AM
I gave a blood and urine sample this morning. I got the number of the girl taking the blood. I still gots it.

:hmm: Sinner!

The Brain

Quote from: Ed Anger on September 22, 2011, 09:35:48 AM
I gave a blood and urine sample this morning.

You should see a doctor.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Ed Anger

Quote from: Zoupa on September 22, 2011, 01:35:08 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 22, 2011, 09:35:48 AM
I gave a blood and urine sample this morning. I got the number of the girl taking the blood. I still gots it.

:hmm: Sinner!

*snort*
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Caliga

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The Larch

Quote from: The Brain on September 11, 2011, 03:24:37 PM
I was at a museum today. A young child dismissed the notion that a bronze statue was a stuffed human with "humans can't be stuffed". Ah, the innocence of youth.

THE SPANIARDS KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

:huh: