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Ed Anger

#105
August 26, 2011, 09:55:19 AM
I have had 1 bowel movement so far today.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Caliga

#106
August 27, 2011, 06:44:34 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 26, 2011, 09:55:19 AM
I have had 1 bowel movement so far today.
Fascinating, captain.
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Eddie Teach

#107
August 27, 2011, 12:07:15 PM
Quote from: Caliga on August 27, 2011, 06:44:34 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 26, 2011, 09:55:19 AM
I have had 1 bowel movement so far today.
Fascinating, captain.

Most people would be making this comment sarcastically.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

garbon

#108
September 07, 2011, 07:17:34 PM
My new grocery store is so cheap. I'd have paid at least half as much at my old one.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

The Brain

#109
September 10, 2011, 05:56:45 PM
There was some kind of market in my local square today. The hipsters were out in force.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Capetan Mihali

#110
September 10, 2011, 05:59:10 PM
I organized the apartment like a fiend today.  It's as if God Himself reached down and cleaned out the cabinets.   :cry:
"The internet's completely over. [...] The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."
-- Prince, 2010. (R.I.P.)

The Brain

#111
September 10, 2011, 06:10:09 PM
I reorganized my books the other day. Turns out I need more shelf space when I keep buying new books.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Habsburg

#112
September 10, 2011, 10:24:36 PM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on September 10, 2011, 05:59:10 PM
I organized the apartment like a fiend today.  It's as if God Himself reached down and cleaned out the cabinets.   :cry:

Come on over!  :D

The Brain

#113
September 11, 2011, 03:24:37 PM
I was at a museum today. A young child dismissed the notion that a bronze statue was a stuffed human with "humans can't be stuffed". Ah, the innocence of youth.

THE SPANIARDS KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Ed Anger

#114
September 22, 2011, 09:35:48 AM
I gave a blood and urine sample this morning. I got the number of the girl taking the blood. I still gots it.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Zoupa

#115
September 22, 2011, 01:35:08 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 22, 2011, 09:35:48 AM
I gave a blood and urine sample this morning. I got the number of the girl taking the blood. I still gots it.

:hmm: Sinner!

The Brain

#116
September 22, 2011, 01:42:11 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 22, 2011, 09:35:48 AM
I gave a blood and urine sample this morning.

You should see a doctor.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Ed Anger

#117
September 22, 2011, 07:26:34 PM
Quote from: Zoupa on September 22, 2011, 01:35:08 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 22, 2011, 09:35:48 AM
I gave a blood and urine sample this morning. I got the number of the girl taking the blood. I still gots it.

:hmm: Sinner!

*snort*
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Caliga

#118
September 23, 2011, 05:22:52 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 22, 2011, 09:35:48 AM
I gave a blood and urine sample this morning.
Diagnosis = AIDS. :(
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The Larch

#119
September 23, 2011, 05:36:18 AM
Quote from: The Brain on September 11, 2011, 03:24:37 PM
I was at a museum today. A young child dismissed the notion that a bronze statue was a stuffed human with "humans can't be stuffed". Ah, the innocence of youth.

THE SPANIARDS KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

:huh:
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