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Capetan Mihali

#165
November 27, 2011, 01:13:00 AM
Quote from: Zoupa on November 27, 2011, 12:41:42 AM
I promised my doctor I'd quit soon though. Apparently I've got the heart of a 42 year old  <_<

"Soon" is negotiable.   ^_^
"The internet's completely over. [...] The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."
-- Prince, 2010. (R.I.P.)

DGuller

#166
November 27, 2011, 04:36:23 AM
Quote from: Zoupa on November 27, 2011, 12:41:42 AM
Apparently I've got the heart of a 42 year old  <_<
Do you still have his kidneys? :unsure:  :hmm:

Ideologue

#167
November 27, 2011, 09:46:06 AM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on November 27, 2011, 01:10:56 AM
Quote from: Zoupa on November 27, 2011, 12:40:33 AM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on November 26, 2011, 11:58:13 PM
Damn home-rolled cigarettes are unpredictable.  A meteor of fiery ash just made contact with the bottom of my left pinky finger.   :(
[Gauloises]

Yeah, or my Winstons for $8+ a pack here in Mass....  :glare: 

Or I can get 2oz of quality tobacco, 100 filters, and 200 papers for 10 dollars... plus my time slaving at the little $6 machine rolling them.   They're fine, but they don't travel well.  The tobacco falls out the bottom.   :rolleyes:

I kinda love how in South Carolina they just forgot all about smokeless tobacco and haven't raised taxes on it in like ten years, so that it still costs what I was paying for it (or less) than when I started, while cigarettes cost 50-75% more (though thank God not something Naziesque like $8 a pack :x ).
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

Tonitrus

#168
December 11, 2011, 12:20:53 PM
I took my FJ Cruiser to the local dealer for it's 30,000 miles service.

The loaner car they gave me.....a Prius.

KRonn

#169
December 11, 2011, 04:26:48 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on December 11, 2011, 12:20:53 PM
I took my FJ Cruiser to the local dealer for it's 30,000 miles service.

The loaner car they gave me.....a Prius.
How did you like the electric Prius?

Tonitrus

#170
December 11, 2011, 09:43:34 PM
Quote from: KRonn on December 11, 2011, 04:26:48 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on December 11, 2011, 12:20:53 PM
I took my FJ Cruiser to the local dealer for it's 30,000 miles service.

The loaner car they gave me.....a Prius.
How did you like the electric Prius?

It was ok.  Most surprising is that I fit pretty well in it.

Far prefer my FJ though.

Ed Anger

#171
December 31, 2011, 01:13:49 PM
Went to the ER today. For some reason they wanted a stool sample, so I dumped a foot long turd in the bedpan. Gave the cute nurse a smirk.

THERE IS MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM BABY.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Admiral Yi

#172
December 31, 2011, 04:08:00 PM
Damn you're smooth Boner.

Ed Anger

#173
December 31, 2011, 04:12:31 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 31, 2011, 04:08:00 PM
Damn you're smooth Boner.

You should see my moves when I have Ilizarov fixator on my leg.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Capetan Mihali

#174
December 31, 2011, 04:25:16 PM
What you doing in the emergency room anyways?   :(
"The internet's completely over. [...] The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."
-- Prince, 2010. (R.I.P.)

Ed Anger

#175
December 31, 2011, 04:28:27 PM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on December 31, 2011, 04:25:16 PM
What you doing in the emergency room anyways?   :(

Consumption.

Seriously, I hacked up some blood and my wife went into panic mode.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Capetan Mihali

#176
December 31, 2011, 05:18:46 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 31, 2011, 04:28:27 PM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on December 31, 2011, 04:25:16 PM
What you doing in the emergency room anyways?   :(

Consumption.

Seriously, I hacked up some blood and my wife went into panic mode.

:console:  Feel better and add to your narcotics stockpile.  Pure hydrocodone should be coming on the market next year, without any Tylenol crapping it up.   :secret:
"The internet's completely over. [...] The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."
-- Prince, 2010. (R.I.P.)

Grinning_Colossus

#177
December 31, 2011, 05:37:41 PM
Shit, the Georgians got me soo drunk. Happy New Year, Y'all!
Quis futuit ipsos fututores?

Caliga

#178
December 31, 2011, 06:03:06 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 31, 2011, 04:28:27 PM
Consumption.

Seriously, I hacked up some blood and my wife went into panic mode.
Do you still have lingering health issues from your.... "unfortunate accident"? :)
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Ed Anger

#179
December 31, 2011, 07:24:37 PM
Quote from: Caliga on December 31, 2011, 06:03:06 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 31, 2011, 04:28:27 PM
Consumption.

Seriously, I hacked up some blood and my wife went into panic mode.
Do you still have lingering health issues from your.... "unfortunate accident"? :)


Nope.

Other than a lingering dislike of metal shelving. They conspire against me.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive
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