U.S. Military Weapons Inscribed With Secret 'Jesus' Bible Codes

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Neil

#60
January 18, 2010, 08:04:42 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 18, 2010, 06:25:46 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on January 18, 2010, 06:23:29 PM
If a QB playing college football can get away with plastering this sort of thing across the bottom of his eyes so that the tv cameras have to pick up the reference, I am not really sure what the big deal is here. :P
Tebow would freak Europeans out.  ;)
I'm shocked that none of those asshole militant atheist groups like ACLU went after Florida over him.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

KRonn

#61
January 18, 2010, 08:25:14 PM
Quote from: Queequeg on January 18, 2010, 04:08:33 PM
Muslims have gone in to battle quotations from the Koran and Sunnah since Mecca.

MR. PRESIDENT, WE MUST NOT ALLOW A HOLY QUOTATION GAP!
:D

Well, I'm glad they're Bible/Christian codes, and not Wickan, Druid or some other obscure coding.   ;)

PDH

#62
January 18, 2010, 08:26:17 PM
If Jesus is good enough to be on my dashboard, he is good enough to be on my optical range-finding device to kill heathens.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
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Razgovory

#63
January 18, 2010, 09:46:21 PM
Quote from: KRonn on January 18, 2010, 08:25:14 PM
Quote from: Queequeg on January 18, 2010, 04:08:33 PM
Muslims have gone in to battle quotations from the Koran and Sunnah since Mecca.

MR. PRESIDENT, WE MUST NOT ALLOW A HOLY QUOTATION GAP!
:D

Well, I'm glad they're Bible/Christian codes, and not Wickan, Druid or some other obscure coding.   ;)

Good point.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

garbon

#64
January 18, 2010, 11:40:58 PM
I found secret jesus codes on my shirt tags!
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

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garbon

#65
January 18, 2010, 11:43:45 PM
Quote from: Sheilbh on January 18, 2010, 05:32:07 PM
I've definitely learned that the problem in this story is the Muslims.  I should have known really.

True. After all it is pretty easy to be tolerant of other religions even when they are crammed in your face. I do it everyday. :)
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

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The Minsky Moment

#66
January 19, 2010, 10:02:33 AM
Quote from: Neil on January 18, 2010, 08:04:42 PM
I'm shocked that none of those asshole militant atheist groups like ACLU went after Florida over him.

Cause the ACLU is not an atheist organization.
Tebow is just exercising his constitutionally protected rights, which is what the ACLU is there to defend.
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Viking

#67
January 19, 2010, 10:09:31 AM
I'm a bit baffled how any american could possibly not see that this would look really really really bad if it came out?
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Berkut

#68
January 19, 2010, 10:18:48 AM
I know I am supposed to be outraged by this, but for some reason I am feeling a whole lot of "Who fucking cares?"
"If you think this has a happy ending, then you haven't been paying attention."

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Valmy

#69
January 19, 2010, 10:23:05 AM
Quote from: Viking on January 19, 2010, 10:09:31 AM
I'm a bit baffled how any american could possibly not see that this would look really really really bad if it came out?

I have you in my Jesus Coded sniper scope foreigner!
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Viking

#70
January 19, 2010, 10:24:52 AM
Quote from: Valmy on January 19, 2010, 10:23:05 AM
Quote from: Viking on January 19, 2010, 10:09:31 AM
I'm a bit baffled how any american could possibly not see that this would look really really really bad if it came out?

I have you in my Jesus Coded sniper scope foreigner!

Then I have you checkmated... I live in the country where the head of state is the head of the church as well :contract:
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Berkut

#71
January 19, 2010, 10:25:04 AM
Quote from: Viking on January 19, 2010, 10:09:31 AM
I'm a bit baffled how any american could possibly not see that this would look really really really bad if it came out?

I am baffled why anyone could think it was anything more than More Fundy Stupid Shit that really doesn't mean much of anything one way or another.

Do you think there is going to be some kind of international incident over this?
"If you think this has a happy ending, then you haven't been paying attention."

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Berkut

#72
January 19, 2010, 10:26:25 AM
Quote from: The Minsky Moment on January 19, 2010, 10:02:33 AM
Quote from: Neil on January 18, 2010, 08:04:42 PM
I'm shocked that none of those asshole militant atheist groups like ACLU went after Florida over him.

Cause the ACLU is not an atheist organization.
Tebow is just exercising his constitutionally protected rights, which is what the ACLU is there to defend.

It is funny how often people get the position of the ACLU almost perfectly wrong.
"If you think this has a happy ending, then you haven't been paying attention."

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Valmy

#73
January 19, 2010, 10:27:43 AM
Quote from: Viking on January 19, 2010, 10:24:52 AM
Then I have you checkmated... I live in the country where the head of state is the head of the church as well :contract:

Does your king have Jesus Codes on his crown?
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Legbiter

#74
January 19, 2010, 10:28:24 AM
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