Languish Universalis - Game thread

[Octavian]

Well we now need a sub or a new ottomon player 

That was fast.

Slargos can't handle getting gangbanged apparently.

Tell me more.... any shemales with strapons?

Why would shemales need strapons?

[Slargos]

Well we now need a sub or a new ottomon player 

That was fast.

Slargos can't handle getting gangbanged apparently.

Tell me more.... any shemales with strapons?

Why would shemales need strapons?

For double penetration.

[The Brain]

LOL note to self: never play Diplomacy with Slarg.

[katmai]

I'm not going to apologize for quitting a game where you assemble a coalition that doesn't even break sweat taking me down. What's the fucking point?

I should've known better than to participate in a Languish game.

Won't make that mistake again.

Really only way to respond to such sillyness

Honestly, Spain and Austria were by far enough to take me apart, and I would've accepted that and moved on, but when I saw Milan and France join in the frenzy aswell, it just removes the fun for me, and if I'm not having a good time I'm not going to set aside time for it.

So you wouldn't have enjoyed a OE/France/Milan vs Austria then? As that is what you've been trying to get to happen for last 3 sessions?
You are so full of shit Slargy

[Seen]

I think this is the first time I've ever seen France, Austria, Italy and Spain allied for a single purpose.

Pff, it happened in Languish Universalis III, againt poor little Holland 

[katmai]

I think this is the first time I've ever seen France, Austria, Italy and Spain allied for a single purpose.

Pff, it happened in Languish Universalis III, againt poor little Holland 

I remember that well.

[Habbaku]

Whine, bitch, moan.

So you're just an overgrown child with an inability to accept a defeat and move on.  You should go back to single player where you will always win. 

[HVC]

I think this is the first time I've ever seen France, Austria, Italy and Spain allied for a single purpose.

Pff, it happened in Languish Universalis III, againt poor little Holland 

I remember that well.

I vaguely recall that one. Super Hans was fun though, the world united and then was crushed.

[FunkMonk]

Then I get an offer from you, which is along the lines of "CHOOSE YOUR SIDE I DEMAND YOU!!!"

You react by being totally pissed and not willing to negotiate.

And what I was offered in exchange of that massive and suicidal undertaking? Nothing, except the hope of not upsetting you any more.

[Slargos]

I think this is the first time I've ever seen France, Austria, Italy and Spain allied for a single purpose.

Pff, it happened in Languish Universalis III, againt poor little Holland 

What a vast surprise that this should be standard fare in languish games. 

[Slargos]

Whine, bitch, moan.

So you're just an overgrown child with an inability to accept a defeat and move on.  You should go back to single player where you will always win. 

If you're going to stack the deck against me, don't be surprised that I don't want to play with you.

The kind of gang rape you people set up will never be fun for any victim, period.

Your attitude blows chunks, nigger.

[Slargos]

I'm not going to apologize for quitting a game where you assemble a coalition that doesn't even break sweat taking me down. What's the fucking point?

I should've known better than to participate in a Languish game.

Won't make that mistake again.

Really only way to respond to such sillyness

Honestly, Spain and Austria were by far enough to take me apart, and I would've accepted that and moved on, but when I saw Milan and France join in the frenzy aswell, it just removes the fun for me, and if I'm not having a good time I'm not going to set aside time for it.

So you wouldn't have enjoyed a OE/France/Milan vs Austria then? As that is what you've been trying to get to happen for last 3 sessions?
You are so full of shit Slargy

A coalition war where he would've been supported by Spain, and an army that would be about evenly matched with our combined forces? Yeah, the situations are completely analogous. 

[katmai]

A coalition war where he would've been supported by Spain, and an army that would be about evenly matched with our combined forces? Yeah, the situations are completely analogous. 

And you know this how?

I'm really disappointed in you Slargy, but you've decided to go this route, have fun and don't let the door hit your ass on way out.

[Berkut]

Whine, bitch, moan.

So you're just an overgrown child with an inability to accept a defeat and move on.  You should go back to single player where you will always win. 

If you're going to stack the deck against me, don't be surprised that I don't want to play with you.

The kind of gang rape you people set up will never be fun for any victim, period.

Your attitude blows chunks, nigger.

See now, that just isn't very nice. You should apologize.

[Liep]

I would offer to sub but I'm not very good, it seems, as I've actually lost in single player.