NFL Offseason Thread

[Ed Anger]

As long as he isn't fucking over the Bungles, I DON'T CARE.

I don't watch sportscenter, so my exposure would be limited, unlike now, where every local sports jackass has to have a segment on the newscast.

Ocho Cinco's time in Cincy has past. He sell by date is over.

Tank Johnson will take care of that.

Oh Mike Brown,  you naughty owner.

The Bungles might have some D now. 

[Neil]

Which NFC North QB will Cutler start a feud with, distracting the team and resulting in yet another year outside the playoffs by the Bears?

As a Vikes fan, you must be happy.

Cutler will start some shit with Sage, who will immediately helicopter into the Bears sidelines, killing Cutler and everyone around him.

[Neil]

No Housh, no Oucho Stinko.  Are the Bengals actually going to have an offence left?

[Barrister]

SO tell me (since I now have to care about Sage Rosenfels):

-whats the "helicopter" story with him?   

[Neil]

Oh Mike Brown,  you naughty owner.

The Bungles might have some D now. 

Some, but assuming Palmer stays healthy, he'll be throwing passes to tired old Coles.

[Neil]

SO tell me (since I now have to care about Sage Rosenfels):

-whats the "helicopter" story with him?   

When he was a backup for the Texans, he lost them a game against the Colts by trying to jump through the air to gain extra yards on a scramble.  He got hit in midair, went spinning around, the ball went flying and his fumble was returned for a touchdown.

He was trying to be the man, but instead performed a legendary failure.

[Ed Anger]

No Housh, no Oucho Stinko.  Are the Bengals actually going to have an offence left?

Cedric Benson.. snicker.

Sorry. Not much, other than Carson. The backups to WhoseyourMama and Ocho Attention Whore Cinco was mediocre. or in jail.

[Barrister]

SO tell me (since I now have to care about Sage Rosenfels):

-whats the "helicopter" story with him?   

When he was a backup for the Texans, he lost them a game against the Colts by trying to jump through the air to gain extra yards on a scramble.  He got hit in midair, went spinning around, the ball went flying and his fumble was returned for a touchdown.

He was trying to be the man, but instead performed a legendary failure.

Thanks.

[Neil]

SO tell me (since I now have to care about Sage Rosenfels):

-whats the "helicopter" story with him?   

When he was a backup for the Texans, he lost them a game against the Colts by trying to jump through the air to gain extra yards on a scramble.  He got hit in midair, went spinning around, the ball went flying and his fumble was returned for a touchdown.

He was trying to be the man, but instead performed a legendary failure.

Thanks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3_hi7gOjE0

Here's a link.

[MadBurgerMaker]

SO tell me (since I now have to care about Sage Rosenfels):

-whats the "helicopter" story with him?   

When he was a backup for the Texans, he lost them a game against the Colts by trying to jump through the air to gain extra yards on a scramble.  He got hit in midair, went spinning around, the ball went flying and his fumble was returned for a touchdown.

He was trying to be the man, but instead performed a legendary failure.

Thanks.

The video:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3_hi7gOjE0

Note the score and time left (field position as well).  Also, Matt Schaub with the "WTF" look on his face. 

Beaten. 

[CountDeMoney]

Note the score and time left (field position as well).  Also, Matt Schaub with the "WTF" look on his face. 

Beaten. 

I don't care what anybody says, I gotta give props to a QB with that kind of moxie.

[Neil]

Note the score and time left (field position as well).  Also, Matt Schaub with the "WTF" look on his face. 

Beaten. 

I don't care what anybody says, I gotta give props to a QB with that kind of moxie.

I like his moxie.  I don't like his decision-making process.

[CountDeMoney]

I like his moxie.  I don't like his decision-making process.

[PrivateTrip]
Nigga forgot to duck, thas'all.
[/PrivateTrip]

[MadBurgerMaker]

I don't care what anybody says, I gotta give props to a QB with that kind of moxie.

Yeah, he'd been kicking ass the whole game, and was just being aggressive and all, which is generally awesome, but fuck...he really just didn't need to at that point.  Then he just totally fell apart, lost the fumble on the next possession, then threw a game ending pick.  I have to agree with Neil here.  Balls of steel are usually good, but balls of steel combined with poor decision making is a disaster waiting to happen.  I doubt he'll do anything like that again though.

[CountDeMoney]

The NFL schedules are out:

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4068983