Raz goes on a date Pre-AAR

[Admiral Yi]

....um right that is what "American" dating is all about.  You meet somebody at a party or a bar or whatever and you call them and then you get together and do things.  Now with the internet you can also get together with people you meet there and do things.

So what do you call them for in Europe if going out and doing things is sucking syphilitic donkey balls?

I'm interested in the answer to this question as well.

I think the problem is that Yuros think an "American style date" is like going to the senior prom.

[PDH]

American style dating starts with hoping you can read the last, smudged number in the phone number of that really hot chick you met last night (and whom you hope is still as hot now).  At least that is the first step...

[Razgovory]

Well I did talk to her tonight.  So I've gotten further with this internet dating then I have ever before.

I declare yesterday an unmitigated success.

[HisMajestyBOB]

Bravo!

Now invite her to a bar.
Actually, find out what music she likes. If she likes Jazz at all, go to a jazz bar.

Also, don't take my suggestions too seriously. I'm not exactly the best person for dating advice.

[HisMajestyBOB]

....um right that is what "American" dating is all about.  You meet somebody at a party or a bar or whatever and you call them and then you get together and do things.  Now with the internet you can also get together with people you meet there and do things.

So what do you call them for in Europe if going out and doing things is sucking syphilitic donkey balls?

I'm interested in the answer to this question as well.

I think the problem is that Yuros think an "American style date" is like going to the senior prom.

The impression I got was that in mating season, European women will go into heat and present themselves to nearby men. The European men then compete with each other to determine who will mount the female and pass on his genes.
At least according to that National Geographic special I saw.

[DisturbedPervert]

Well I did talk to her tonight.  So I've gotten further with this internet dating then I have ever before.

You must not have been using craig's list

[Korea]

The Sims taught me to trap people in hedge mazes.

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The Sims taught be I'd be an unfit mother.

[Korea]

Korea tends to coach me on things like this.

And you saw what kind of luck she has.   

The best kind

[Alatriste]

....um right that is what "American" dating is all about.  You meet somebody at a party or a bar or whatever and you call them and then you get together and do things.  Now with the internet you can also get together with people you meet there and do things.

So what do you call them for in Europe if going out and doing things is sucking syphilitic donkey balls?

I'm interested in the answer to this question as well.

I think the problem is that Yuros think an "American style date" is like going to the senior prom.

The impression I got was that in mating season, European women will go into heat and present themselves to nearby men. The European men then compete with each other to determine who will mount the female and pass on his genes.
At least according to that National Geographic special I saw.

Bollocks, competing is so... so... well, so American!!! We yuros use class and style to determine those things.When two gentlemen aspire to the favors of the same lady all we need is to compare the cut of our jackets. Bespoke tailoring beats prêt-à-porter and Savile Row rules the waves, so to speak.

[Ed Anger]

The Sims taught me to trap people in hedge mazes.

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The Sims taught be I'd be an unfit mother.

I'd knock you up.

[Josquius]

...So um how is doing something with somebody and talking to them unnatural?  Am I supposed to do it from a few villages over?

Relationships don't work that way.
You don't suddenly meet someone then decide "Alright then, I'll have feelings for you".
It builds over time.

[Valmy]

Relationships don't work that way.

They don't work what way?

You don't suddenly meet someone then decide "Alright then, I'll have feelings for you".
It builds over time.

True.  But WTF does that have to do with anything?

[Malthus]

The Sims taught me to trap people in hedge mazes.

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The Sims taught be I'd be an unfit mother.

I'd knock you up.

Judging by present evidence, merely by being in the same state. 

[Ed Anger]

The Sims taught me to trap people in hedge mazes.

'
The Sims taught be I'd be an unfit mother.

I'd knock you up.

Judging by present evidence, merely by being in the same state. 

I'm going to be in South Carolina next month. 

[Darth Wagtaros]

I wish I still had my copy of The Sims.  I'd enjoy walling them up again.