Dinner Etiquette Question

[DisturbedPervert]

Fun fact: Olive Garden is owned by the same fine folks that brought you Seafood for Negroes.

[Caliga]

Red Lobster.

[Admiral Yi]

Hey Cal, when your pop still had his ossum jerb did he ever talk about expicitly targeting the chain at blacks?  Either through marketing or menu?

[Caliga]

Nope.  But then again, he never got involved with marketing.  I'm sure they outsourced that stuff.  I don't remember him making jokes about "blacks love Red Lobster" or anything, and he's not shy about making racist/sexist/homophobic jokes either.

[DisturbedPervert]

I've always associated Red Lobster with suburban white folk.

[Caliga]

The world's most profitable Red Lobster (or was at the time) is in Suitland, Maryland = NEGRO CENTRAL.

[Strix]

I've always associated Red Lobster with suburban white folk.

Same here.

Having lived in the South, I always associated Chinese Buffets with Seafood loving Negroes. They would be all over any Buffet that had Crab Legs and swarm the servers the minute they brought out the next batch.

[Malthus]

Never seen anyone changing a baby at the table in a restaurant; I'd be quite horrified.

Not sure what I'd do about it, other than be uncomfortable.

[Caliga]

Personally I'd throw a grenade at their table.

Love, Internet Tough Guy

[lustindarkness]

So, friends of mine were at the Olive Garden and some chick decides to change her kid's diapers - on the table next to them. Apparently no one else had a problem with it or was afraid of making a scene.


What would you do if you are eating dinner and some mouth breather pulls this shit (literally)?

I would have loved this, an excuse to scream at an unknown woman and embarass her, make a scene in a restaraunt and maybe even a free dinner? Perfect.

[Malthus]

Personally I'd throw a grenade at their table.

Love, Internet Tough Guy

Isn't the correct response to retaliate in kind - say, pull down your pants & wipe your ass with the napkin? 

[Caliga]

Isn't the correct response to retaliate in kind - say, pull down your pants & wipe your ass with the napkin? 

I could never do something so filthy.

[Strix]

Personally I'd throw a grenade at their table.

Love, Internet Tough Guy

Isn't the correct response to retaliate in kind - say, pull down your pants & wipe your ass with the napkin? 

Ok, confess, any odd places that you have changed your son?

[KRonn]

I'd think the parent could take the child to the restaurant restroom to change a diaper. Changing diapers on a table where people eat is nastily unhealthy, besides being gross for those eating dinner nearby.

[Malthus]

Ok, confess, any odd places that you have changed your son?

The most nerve-wracking was on the gravel shoulder of a highway.