Dinner Etiquette Question

[PRC]

Changing liquidy shitty diapers at a restaurant table explodes and destroys any and all polite etiquette.

[DGuller]

Does a shitty diaper really look out of place in Olive Garden?

[derspiess]

My brother's sister in law did this at a mostly empty restaurant & I was still embarrassed.  Even worse, the kid had taken a crap.  He was a little shit to begin with, and this didn't make things better.

I had to say something about it, because I was still eating & it killed my appetite.  And of course I ended up being the jerk, because everyone else was too afraid to say anything.

[dps]

My brother's sister in law

This is the sister of your brother's wife, and not your wife, right?  I sure hope so. 

[Martinus]

Pull out a pistol and shoot her down.

Nah. Club her to death with the baby.

[Martinus]

Anyway, I would have probably left the restaurant, telling them they have a health and safety inspection coming.

This is the equivalent of someone taking a dump on their seat, because they are too lazy to get to the toilet.

[BVN]

Anyway, I would have probably left the restaurant, telling them they have a health and safety inspection coming.

This is the equivalent of someone taking a dump on their seat, because they are too lazy to get to the toilet.

I'm not defending the mom in the OP, but taking a dump on your seat and changing a diaper on a table, is not quite the same. Wouldn't you think...? 

I'm beginning to understand why people here say that you fail in making analogies...

[Admiral Yi]

Talk to the manager, ask him/her to make it right.

[Jos Theelen]

What would you do if you are eating dinner and some mouth breather pulls this shit (literally)?

Vomit.

[Martinus]

Anyway, I would have probably left the restaurant, telling them they have a health and safety inspection coming.

This is the equivalent of someone taking a dump on their seat, because they are too lazy to get to the toilet.

I'm not defending the mom in the OP, but taking a dump on your seat and changing a diaper on a table, is not quite the same. Wouldn't you think...? 

I'm beginning to understand why people here say that you fail in making analogies...

Why not? Both involve relieving yourself of fecal matter in a place emphatically not destined for that purpose, while being too lazy to go to proper facilities to do so, that are readily available.

[BVN]

Anyway, I would have probably left the restaurant, telling them they have a health and safety inspection coming.

This is the equivalent of someone taking a dump on their seat, because they are too lazy to get to the toilet.

I'm not defending the mom in the OP, but taking a dump on your seat and changing a diaper on a table, is not quite the same. Wouldn't you think...? 

I'm beginning to understand why people here say that you fail in making analogies...

Why not? Both involve relieving yourself of fecal matter in a place emphatically not destined for that purpose, while being too lazy to go to proper facilities to do so, that are readily available.

Well, why don't you try to take a dump on a seat in a restaurant and see if people will react differently then in the story in the OP (or in similar stories in this thread)?

I'm very curious about the results... 

[Admiral Yi]

For a Marty analogy it's not a bad one.

[Eddie Teach]

For a Marty analogy it's not a bad one.

Mere hyperbole and not the usual alchemy.

[BVN]

For a Marty analogy it's not a bad one.

I'm pretty new around here. Haven't seen much examples of his "work".

[Admiral Yi]

I'm pretty new around here. Haven't seen much examples of his "work".

Then you're in for a real treat.