What does a TRUMP presidency look like?

[Valmy]

Jesus Christ. What a pathetic courtier even as a joke.

Graham is the spineless coward on earth.

[Richard Hakluyt]

Oh...so that wasn't posted by a 12-year-old in Ohio then?

[Zanza]

United States is now going into stagflation territory. GDP went down in the first quarter as a direct result of Trump's tariffs: the decisive component was US companies stocking up on foreign goods before the tariffs hit.

[grumbler]

Jesus Christ. What a pathetic courtier even as a joke.

Graham is the spineless coward on earth.

Admit it:  if this had been posted by The Onion, you'd have laughed.

[Zanza]

Without Trump's fight against Fentanyl one in three Americans would be dead by now! 

[Baron von Schtinkenbutt]

Admit it:  if this had been posted by The Onion, you'd have laughed.

Sure, but we know the Onion is satire.

[HVC]

At least the addicts seem to be sharers and don't bogart the pills, splitting each into 5 pieces.

[crazy canuck]

At least the addicts seem to be sharers and don't bogart the pills, splitting each into 5 pieces.

 

[Baron von Schtinkenbutt]

Without Trump's fight against Fentanyl one in three Americans would be dead by now! 

Also a really impressive kill ratio.

[grumbler]

Admit it:  if this had been posted by The Onion, you'd have laughed.

Sure, but we know the Onion is satire.

I think that we all know that Lindsey Graham is, too.

[grumbler]

At least the addicts seem to be sharers and don't bogart the pills, splitting each into 5 pieces.

Something tells me that AG Barbie doesn't do math very well.

[Razgovory]

Jesus Christ. What a pathetic courtier even as a joke.

Graham is the spineless coward on earth.

Admit it:  if this had been posted by The Onion, you'd have laughed.

I thought it was fake.  The world just gets weirder and weirder.

[Zanza]

  Sure, Donald.

[HVC]

39% of Americans approve of and believe his message. Good news is that this time last term his approval was 42%. So 3% percent of Americans learned a lesson. Jesus fucking Christ.

[Valmy]

Jesus Christ. What a pathetic courtier even as a joke.

Graham is the spineless coward on earth.

Admit it:  if this had been posted by The Onion, you'd have laughed.

Oh for sure.

But Onion headlines are hard to distinguish these days.