The Presidential Debate, "Episode 1: The Phantom Menace" Megathread

[Valmy]

Did Valmy delete a post?

Yes. I am trying to avoid posting in the election threads. Since this was a topic from another thread I thought I was in that one I blame Malthus.

But I was just making a joke that he would be available to help out the survivalists in the pacific NW seize their survivalist empire. I recommended Jacob stock up on gold for that eventuality.

[DontSayBanana]

What is 'truepundit.com'?

According to Wayback Machine snapshots and a quick whois search, it didn't exist until March 16.  Registrant anonymized and site info simply "(C) TruePundit.com," of course.  Betcha a dollar that if I started scraping comments from one of its articles and running language analysis, one of the "commenters" would turn out to be the author.  Would be an interesting exercise, but frankly, doxxing a whackjob of that caliber isn't worth it.

[Razgovory]

He doesn't realize that one Trump's trade wars shut down imports of raw materials from China and disrupts the entire electronic hardware supply chain, he can kiss his precious singularity goodbye in his lifetime.

All the checks he gets for sending them our equipment.

[jimmy olsen]

Early polls look favorable. She gained 4 (-1 to +3) in the morning consult poll, and I noticed she gained 6 points in Reuters on the RCP (from tie to +6). She's also up 5 in a poll I haven't heard of.

http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/election-update-early-polls-suggest-a-post-debate-bounce-for-clinton/

[Razgovory]

She really laid a trap for him on that one.  No one but Trump would not have gone on about some pageant winner for several days.

[CountDeMoney]

She really laid a trap for him on that one.  No one but Trump would not have gone on about some pageant winner for several days.

I know there are some people that would vote for their own stool sample than vote for Hillary--"A Democrat! A woman! A Clinton!"--but the debate put to rest the question as to which person you want representing the United States alone in a room with Putin or Xi for 2 hours.

[Ed Anger]

I'm not voting for a woman. My stool would be a fabulous commander in chief.

[CountDeMoney]

I'm not voting for a woman. My stool would be a fabulous commander in chief.

Doubtful; despite being so full of it, that massive veiny black strap-on dildo your wife constantly pegs your bitch ass with prohibits your shit from actually seeing the light of day.

[Ed Anger]

I'm not voting for a woman. My stool would be a fabulous commander in chief.

Doubtful; despite being so full of it, that massive veiny black strap-on dildo your wife constantly pegs your bitch ass with prohibits your shit from actually seeing the light of day.

It's purple, not black. Teen girls love purple dildos.

[lustindarkness]

I'm not voting for a woman. My stool would be a fabulous commander in chief.

Doubtful; despite being so full of it, that massive veiny black strap-on dildo your wife constantly pegs your bitch ass with prohibits your shit from actually seeing the light of day.

It's purple, not black. Teen girls love purple dildos.

So do you.

[Ed Anger]

I'm not voting for a woman. My stool would be a fabulous commander in chief.

Doubtful; despite being so full of it, that massive veiny black strap-on dildo your wife constantly pegs your bitch ass with prohibits your shit from actually seeing the light of day.

It's purple, not black. Teen girls love purple dildos.

So do you.

I'm Tom Sizemore

[derspiess]

So do you.

Actually it's Seedy that dabbles in that sort of thing, if memory serves.

[Zoupa]

If Clinton wins the election i am moving to Canada.

Win-Win.

Yeah we don't want him. Hard pass.

[CountDeMoney]

So do you.

Actually it's Seedy that dabbles in that sort of thing, if memory serves.

Teens and purple dildos? Daddy likes!

[Ed Anger]