Carl Pics Thread (Usual Garbon Warning)

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Admiral Yi

#75
September 28, 2009, 10:45:36 AM
Quote from: Malthus on September 28, 2009, 10:43:43 AM
What monster?  :huh:
The eight legged furry monster of the outhouse.

Not the little kid, if that's what you thought.

Korea

#76
September 28, 2009, 10:47:59 AM
Quote from: Malthus on September 28, 2009, 10:34:16 AM
Quote from: Korea on September 28, 2009, 10:25:05 AM
Oh geez thank you very much for freaking me the fuck out.

Heh, you'd looove the outhouse up there.  :D

It's made out of logs. A Dock Spider's natural habitat. You get spiders the size of saucers in there.   ;)

On one occasion, I noticed one moulting (shedding its skin) right over my head while I was ... occupied. It noticed me at the same time and angrily (or fearfully) *rattled its skin* at me.

Ugh....I'm not going to be right for the rest of the day.  :mad:
I want my mother fucking points!

Malthus

#77
September 28, 2009, 10:49:30 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on September 28, 2009, 10:45:36 AM
The eight legged furry monster of the outhouse.

Sadly, I doubt Dock spiders appreciate peanuts. Or hands, for that matter.

Next year, if I find a good example, I'll try to get a pic of it next to something to indicate scale - it isn't easy to pose them, they move like greased lightning, as anyone who ever had one scamper across their bare foot on a dock can attest.
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DGuller

#78
September 28, 2009, 10:53:22 AM
Quote from: Malthus on September 28, 2009, 10:34:16 AM
On one occasion, I noticed one moulting (shedding its skin) right over my head while I was ... occupied. It noticed me at the same time and angrily (or fearfully) *rattled its skin* at me.
I guess it's not a bad thing if you're "occupied", but have your progress stalled.  Seeing that spider would surely get that progress going again for me.

Malthus

#79
September 28, 2009, 11:44:55 AM
Heh Frenglish on a Laniel garbage container.  :D

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Malthus

#80
September 28, 2009, 11:46:57 AM
Finally, a Carl pic. Putting Carl to work at the well.

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Agelastus

#81
September 28, 2009, 02:25:18 PM
Quote from: DGuller on September 28, 2009, 10:53:22 AM
Quote from: Malthus on September 28, 2009, 10:34:16 AM
On one occasion, I noticed one moulting (shedding its skin) right over my head while I was ... occupied. It noticed me at the same time and angrily (or fearfully) *rattled its skin* at me.
I guess it's not a bad thing if you're "occupied", but have your progress stalled.  Seeing that spider would surely get that progress going again for me.

:lmfao:
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Malthus

#82
September 28, 2009, 02:29:08 PM
Quote from: DGuller on September 28, 2009, 10:53:22 AM
Quote from: Malthus on September 28, 2009, 10:34:16 AM
On one occasion, I noticed one moulting (shedding its skin) right over my head while I was ... occupied. It noticed me at the same time and angrily (or fearfully) *rattled its skin* at me.
I guess it's not a bad thing if you're "occupied", but have your progress stalled.  Seeing that spider would surely get that progress going again for me.

The skin-shedding spider probably thought the same.  ;)
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Jaron

#83
September 28, 2009, 02:52:31 PM
My, what a handsome young man Carl is growing up into. Now aren't you glad you took my advice and kicked the cigarettes and lost some weight?
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viper37

#84
September 28, 2009, 03:35:45 PM
Quote from: Malthus on September 28, 2009, 11:44:55 AM
Heh Frenglish on a Laniel garbage container.  :D


I guess it's payback for all the slaughtered french we usually get :P
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Malthus

#85
September 28, 2009, 03:50:58 PM
Quote from: viper37 on September 28, 2009, 03:35:45 PM
I guess it's payback for all the slaughtered french we usually get :P

Heh no doubt.  :D

I will say this: rural northern Quebec, like rural northern Ontario, has some very desperate poverty.

We did a trip into Laniel, the first time my dad had been there in decades. There used to be a very nice thriving village there. It's mostly all gone. Now, Laniel looks like this:



I was partly expecting toothless pure laine rednecks to pop out and make poutine of us.  ;)

Though we did find a very friendly kitten there. Here she is, frolicking with Carl. 

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Admiral Yi

#86
September 28, 2009, 03:54:50 PM
Awesome job of weaving the photo into the plot Malthus.  :)

derspiess

#87
September 28, 2009, 04:06:56 PM
Dang, Carl is getting big.  At which age exactly is it you can start making them do physical work?  :shifty:
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Jaron

#88
September 28, 2009, 04:08:06 PM
Quote from: derspiess on September 28, 2009, 04:06:56 PM
Dang, Carl is getting big.  At which age exactly is it you can start making them do physical work?  :shifty:

Check your Aryan handbook. Twelve years for an Aryan, age three for a Jew or a Mohr.
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derspiess

#89
September 28, 2009, 04:10:21 PM
Quote from: Jaron on September 28, 2009, 04:08:06 PM
Check your Aryan handbook. Twelve years for an Aryan, age three for a Jew or a Mohr.

Will do.  Now how soon did they put you out in the field?  I assume you started out picking fruit that was low to the ground?
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