The king is dead?

[Jaron]

And nigga please, people have been saying he is gay since the 1980s, don't act like its your genius intuition at work there.

[derspiess]

What did I tell you people re: his sexuality?

Really, Languish should just be people posing questions to the Great and Powerful Caliga, who shall dispense wisdom upon you, the unwashed masses.

Yeah, you were really going out on a limb there

[Caliga]

Like Charles II of Spain.

Actually the story of Michael Jackson kind of reminds me of the story of Puyi, the "Last Emperor".

[Caliga]

You're always getting shit wrong. Mr. France Air was blown up by a bomb.

We'll see.

[Caliga]

Yeah, you were really going out on a limb there

The Great and Powerful Caliga orders you to take a shower. 

[Neil]

The article is bullshit.  It's impossible to be gay and yet not be a pedophile.

[Weatherman]

What did I tell you people re: his sexuality?

Really, Languish should just be people posing questions to the Great and Powerful Caliga, who shall dispense wisdom upon you, the unwashed masses.

You're always getting shit wrong. Mr. France Air was blown up by a bomb.

He also eats gas station food. His judgment is already faulty because of that.

[garbon]

The article is bullshit.  It's impossible to be gay and yet not be a pedophile.

Actually a great many gays are squeamish about hooking up with even just teens.

[Neil]

The article is bullshit.  It's impossible to be gay and yet not be a pedophile.

Actually a great many gays are squeamish about hooking up with even just teens.

They might be afraid of the law, but the reality of it is that they are all disgusting, perverted predators who must be cleansed from the Earth.

[garbon]

They might be afraid of the law, but the reality of it is that they are all disgusting, perverted predators who must be cleansed from the Earth.

No, I meant that many were squeamish because getting it on with a teen is not particularly appealing.

[Weatherman]

They might be afraid of the law, but the reality of it is that they are all disgusting, perverted predators who must be cleansed from the Earth.

No, I meant that many were squeamish because getting it on with a teen is not particularly appealing.

Then how do you explain grallon?

[Jaron]

many != all.

I can point out siegebreaker as an example of an allegedly straight man who also enjoys the allure of young flesh.

[Valmy]

My God that is even worse than I imagined.  Poor guy.

[garbon]

many != all.

Yes, reading comprehension is apparently not one of Dan Cook's talents.

[Neil]

They might be afraid of the law, but the reality of it is that they are all disgusting, perverted predators who must be cleansed from the Earth.

No, I meant that many were squeamish because getting it on with a teen is not particularly appealing.

Lies.   Gays aren't individuals like humans.  They all crave young flesh, which is why being young and acting like you're in junior high is the path that gay people take.