The king is dead?

[DontSayBanana]

The most important question is, who is going to inherit his stuff?  Assuming he has a positive net worth, that is.

Generally, it's an immediate family member, since inheritance tax makes it kinda pointless outside of the inner circle of the family.

[Caliga]

What makes you guys think he has tons of cash to inherit anyway?  Wasn't he doing this world tour because he was basically broke? 

[DontSayBanana]

What makes you guys think he has tons of cash to inherit anyway?  Wasn't he doing this world tour because he was basically broke? 

Yep. He'd just barely managed to talk them out of auctioning a whole bunch of his crap for cash.

[Weatherman]

What makes you guys think he has tons of cash to inherit anyway?  Wasn't he doing this world tour because he was basically broke? 

He needed to raise more money for the mothership he was building to take him home.

[KRonn]

Too much coverage already. It's been on all the cable news channels for hours now. Nothing against Jackson, but there's so much else going on nationwide and worldwide.

[CountDeMoney]

Too much coverage already. It's been on all the cable news channels for hours now. Nothing against Jackson, but there's so much else going on nationwide and worldwide.

grumbler should lecture you on your ignorance.

[DontSayBanana]

Too much coverage already. It's been on all the cable news channels for hours now. Nothing against Jackson, but there's so much else going on nationwide and worldwide.

They needed media circus for the rest of the week since the Iranians pussied out.

[DisturbedPervert]

Too much coverage already. It's been on all the cable news channels for hours now. Nothing against Jackson, but there's so much else going on nationwide and worldwide.

They needed media circus for the rest of the week since the Iranians pussied out.

It was very media savvy of Jacko to wait until the protests fizzled out.

[DontSayBanana]

It was very media savvy of Jacko to wait until the protests fizzled out.

What can I say? Pedo or not, he wouldn't have remained the "King of Pop" without an uncanny sense of timing.

[CountDeMoney]

When they arrived, Jackson was not breathing. The paramedics performed CPR and took him to UCLA Medical Center.

First Responders of The Year right there.

[Grey Fox]

Too much coverage already. It's been on all the cable news channels for hours now. Nothing against Jackson, but there's so much else going on nationwide and worldwide.

Yet the next month will be full of Jackson news. Nothing is going on in the world actually, well except the Draft.

[jimmy olsen]

He's molesting angels in heaven now.

We are all very bad people.

You should have seen the Good Old Boys down at the bar I was at. They were high fiving each other over the news. In their opinion the real Jackson had been dead since 1992.

[Korea]

That sucks.

[Neil]

Too much coverage already. It's been on all the cable news channels for hours now. Nothing against Jackson, but there's so much else going on nationwide and worldwide.

They needed media circus for the rest of the week since the Iranians pussied out.

It was very media savvy of Jacko to wait until the protests fizzled out.

His death is more important than a bunch of nonsense in Iran.  If he had died last week, nobody would ever have heard of the Iranian protests.

[Weatherman]

You should have seen the Good Old Boys down at the bar I was at. They were high fiving each other over the news. In their opinion the real Jackson had been dead since 1992.

That the gay bar you go to?