The king is dead?

[DGuller]

When Farrah Fawcett arrived in Heaven, God was such a big fan he decided to grant her one wish. She asked that all the children in the world could be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.

[Syt]

Now who will Black America have to look up to as an icon?

I actually saw a press conference last night with Al Sharpton saying Jacko was a black icon. Um, sorry Big Al, Jacko WASN'T BLACK (anymore).

Someone at work wondered where he lived last and threw out, "The Bronx?" Me: "I thought only black people lived there?" We made some joked about it today, but Brazen's is the best.

[grumbler]

When Farrah Fawcett arrived in Heaven, God was such a big fan he decided to grant her one wish. She asked that all the children in the world could be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.

[PDH]

I can't say anything bad about Jackson (well, I can but I won't), one of his concerts got me laid in a wild insane way.  I wasn't a fan, and I went with a girl who was way too hot for me, but due to some sort of electric atmosphere created by his performance she decided to treat me to a weekend that still brings a smile to me more than two decades later...

Screw his private life, it is MY private life that is more important.

[Syt]

[saskganesh]

hmm. cardiac arrest.

don't let jacko die in vain. so remember kids, don't do plastic surgery at home.

[saskganesh]

what are the odds Jackson has cloned himself for a second coming/comeback?

[jimmy olsen]

Uhm, Madonna. Hello? Kylie is also big this side of the pond.

And I assume you mean Kylie Minogue?  She's not even a little bit close.  Shit, she's not even in Madonna's class.

I'd never even heard of her.

[Grey Fox]

Martinus needs to get over himself, Kylie isn't that big.

[jimmy olsen]

When Farrah Fawcett arrived in Heaven, God was such a big fan he decided to grant her one wish. She asked that all the children in the world could be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.

Wow, that's brilliant and oh so wrong.

You make that up yourself, or did you find it somewhere else?

[Caliga]

So how many drugs, legal and illegal, do we think will be detected in Jackson's blood?  I'd wage on 7 and 4, respectively.

[Brazen]

[derspiess]

Looks like grallon will have to cancel his pre-order of Jackson's If I Did It... illustrated pop-up book. 

[Admiral Yi]

So how many drugs, legal and illegal, do we think will be detected in Jackson's blood?  I'd wage on 7 and 4, respectively.

19 and 0.

[Neil]

Making fun of that show is always good.