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CountDeMoney

#56955
July 01, 2016, 02:46:20 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 01, 2016, 01:40:29 PM
Wow  :cry:

That was a beautiful tribute Britain.

Unfortunately, not the most-read story today--

QuoteMum horrified after woman in dressing gown 'squats and POOS' in B&M Bargains car park
10:25, 1 Jul 2016
Updated 19:57, 1 Jul 2016
By Anthony Barej , Jennifer Dale

The woman, thought to be in her 30s, appeared to relieve herself - before walking over to her boyfriend and letting him smell her hand

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mum-horrified-after-woman-dressing-8323735

Didn't know you were dating, Mongers.

Sheilbh

#56956
July 01, 2016, 03:02:18 PM
Let's bomb Russia!

11B4V

#56957
July 01, 2016, 06:22:21 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 01, 2016, 02:46:20 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 01, 2016, 01:40:29 PM
Wow  :cry:

That was a beautiful tribute Britain.

Unfortunately, not the most-read story today--

QuoteMum horrified after woman in dressing gown 'squats and POOS' in B&M Bargains car park
10:25, 1 Jul 2016
Updated 19:57, 1 Jul 2016
By Anthony Barej , Jennifer Dale

The woman, thought to be in her 30s, appeared to relieve herself - before walking over to her boyfriend and letting him smell her hand

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mum-horrified-after-woman-dressing-8323735

Didn't know you were dating, Mongers.

Dropping a deuce.  :lmfao:
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Richard Hakluyt

#56958
July 02, 2016, 03:33:29 AM
B&M bargains is known as "homeless bargains" round this way.


I didn't see any of the soldiers unfortunately, a very good way of commemorating the events though  :cool:

jimmy olsen

#56959
July 02, 2016, 04:26:04 AM
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Malthus

#56960
July 02, 2016, 10:32:28 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 01, 2016, 02:46:20 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 01, 2016, 01:40:29 PM
Wow  :cry:

That was a beautiful tribute Britain.

Unfortunately, not the most-read story today--

QuoteMum horrified after woman in dressing gown 'squats and POOS' in B&M Bargains car park
10:25, 1 Jul 2016
Updated 19:57, 1 Jul 2016
By Anthony Barej , Jennifer Dale

The woman, thought to be in her 30s, appeared to relieve herself - before walking over to her boyfriend and letting him smell her hand

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mum-horrified-after-woman-dressing-8323735

Didn't know you were dating, Mongers.

Links to two other public shitting stories. Seems to be a "thing" there.  :hmm:
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Razgovory

#56961
July 02, 2016, 12:08:14 PM
I miss Marty. :(
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

The Brain

#56962
July 02, 2016, 12:13:11 PM
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Razgovory

#56963
July 02, 2016, 06:27:07 PM
Shit day today.  Woke up at 4:30 to use the bathroom, her my dad moaning downstairs.  He was in middle of a diabetic reaction.  He was responsive, so I called 911.  Crash kit guys arrive, they say can't do much, need the ambulance guys.  Ambulance guys can't do much, need to take him to the hospital.  Eventually got his blood sugar up in the emergency room.  Finally got to take him home after 7 in the morning.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

The Brain

#56964
July 02, 2016, 06:34:34 PM
I'm sorry. Is he OK now? :hug:
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

mongers

#56965
July 02, 2016, 06:49:11 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on July 02, 2016, 06:27:07 PM
Shit day today.  Woke up at 4:30 to use the bathroom, her my dad moaning downstairs.  He was in middle of a diabetic reaction.  He was responsive, so I called 911.  Crash kit guys arrive, they say can't do much, need the ambulance guys.  Ambulance guys can't do much, need to take him to the hospital.  Eventually got his blood sugar up in the emergency room.  Finally got to take him home after 7 in the morning.

That must have been a nasty shock.  :(

I hope things are better now, it was good you got to take him home, rather than a full admission.
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

alfred russel

#56966
July 02, 2016, 09:16:50 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on July 02, 2016, 06:27:07 PM
Shit day today.  Woke up at 4:30 to use the bathroom, her my dad moaning downstairs.  He was in middle of a diabetic reaction.  He was responsive, so I called 911.  Crash kit guys arrive, they say can't do much, need the ambulance guys.  Ambulance guys can't do much, need to take him to the hospital.  Eventually got his blood sugar up in the emergency room.  Finally got to take him home after 7 in the morning.

Surprised the ambulance guys couldn't help. I used to work in EMS, and we would be able to give intravenous dextrose in the back of the truck. Diabetics who were out cold would wake right up, be perfectly fine, and wonder what all the fuss was about.

Glad to hear it all worked out for your dad.
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

There's a fine line between salvation and drinking poison in the jungle.

I'm embarrassed. I've been making the mistake of associating with you. It won't happen again. :)
-garbon, February 23, 2014

sbr

#56967
July 02, 2016, 09:53:50 PM
Yikes, scary.  Glad things are OK.

CountDeMoney

#56968
July 03, 2016, 12:48:02 AM

Admiral Yi

#56969
July 03, 2016, 11:38:30 PM
Comment overheard wafting from the furious nerd fiesta taking place in my condo complex: fanfic ruined Harry Potter.
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