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Quote from: Malthus on June 20, 2016, 04:12:10 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on June 20, 2016, 04:07:39 PM
I just heard on the radio that somebody tried to assassinate Donald Trump.

Is this the one?

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory/authorities-man-vegas-rally-wanted-kill-trump-39998854

QuoteAuthorities said Sandford went to a Trump rally on Saturday at the Treasure Island Casino and approached a Las Vegas police officer to say he wanted an autograph from Trump. The report says Sandford grabbed the handle of an officer's gun in an attempt to remove it, and was arrested.

It wasn't immediately clear if he had an attorney. Las Vegas police say Sandford is 19.

Sandford had a United Kingdom driver's license with him at the time, according to the complaint. He told a special agent that he was in the U.S. for about a year and a half and lived in Hoboken, New Jersey, then drove to the San Bernardino, California area in his car before coming to Las Vegas on June 16.

It seems from recent events that the dangerous group isn't Muslims or Mexicans - it's Brits!  :mad:

:lol:
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

FunkMonk

Guys, guys, tronc is great. But I'm not going to tell you how great tronc is, I'm going to SHOW you how great it is. https://youtu.be/oeo1V-47BBw
Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

Zanza

Made it home just in time to watch the game. Really had to drive pedal to the metal earlier today to get here in time.


Average of 88 mph in freedom units.

DGuller


Josquius

Quote from: Malthus on June 20, 2016, 04:12:10 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on June 20, 2016, 04:07:39 PM
I just heard on the radio that somebody tried to assassinate Donald Trump.

Is this the one?

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory/authorities-man-vegas-rally-wanted-kill-trump-39998854

QuoteAuthorities said Sandford went to a Trump rally on Saturday at the Treasure Island Casino and approached a Las Vegas police officer to say he wanted an autograph from Trump. The report says Sandford grabbed the handle of an officer's gun in an attempt to remove it, and was arrested.

It wasn't immediately clear if he had an attorney. Las Vegas police say Sandford is 19.

Sandford had a United Kingdom driver's license with him at the time, according to the complaint. He told a special agent that he was in the U.S. for about a year and a half and lived in Hoboken, New Jersey, then drove to the San Bernardino, California area in his car before coming to Las Vegas on June 16.

It seems from recent events that the dangerous group isn't Muslims or Mexicans - it's Brits!  :mad:


Is Mr Trump going to ban us from visiting the US? :o
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garbon

Quote from: Zanza on June 21, 2016, 10:53:27 AM
Average of 88 mph in freedom units.

US and UK: The Defenders of Freedom. :bowler:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Malthus

Quote from: Tyr on June 21, 2016, 12:11:52 PM
Is Mr Trump going to ban us from visiting the US? :o

Only until American representatives can figure out what the hell is going on.  :)

But first, he'll build a wall across the Atlantic coast. And make you Brits pay for it.
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Josquius

I've got this quote half stuck in my head. Something about marriage having the effect of taming wild young men....
Anyone got a clue what on earth I might be thinking of?


Quote from: Malthus on June 21, 2016, 01:32:06 PM
Quote from: Tyr on June 21, 2016, 12:11:52 PM
Is Mr Trump going to ban us from visiting the US? :o

Only until American representatives can figure out what the hell is going on.  :)

But first, he'll build a wall across the Atlantic coast. And make you Brits pay for it.

We do need more flood defences. And our government is doing nothing. :hmm:
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Zanza

75th anniversary of Operation Barbarossa today. The Russians are miffed that Germany does not commemorate it.

Valmy

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Quote from: Zanza on June 22, 2016, 12:03:45 PM
The Russians are miffed that Germany does not commemorate it.

A big Barbarossa parade complete with huge pictures of Fedor von Bock being carried along like holy icons. I see it now. Line after line of Leopard 2's covered in Iron Crosses.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

CountDeMoney

Maybe somebody could sell Red Army popsicles.  POW on a stick.  Or maybe iced cossack sandwiches. The perfect winter treat!

The Brain

Quote from: Valmy on June 22, 2016, 12:07:54 PM
Quote from: Zanza on June 22, 2016, 12:03:45 PM
The Russians are miffed that Germany does not commemorate it.

A big Barbarossa parade complete with huge pictures of Fedor von Bock being carried along like holy icons. I see it now. Line after line of Leopard 2's covered in Iron Crosses.

:splooge:
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Zanza

Quote from: Valmy on June 22, 2016, 12:07:54 PM
Quote from: Zanza on June 22, 2016, 12:03:45 PM
The Russians are miffed that Germany does not commemorate it.

A big Barbarossa parade complete with huge pictures of Fedor von Bock being carried along like holy icons. I see it now. Line after line of Leopard 2's covered in Iron Crosses.
German military vehicles still have the Iron Cross on them...


Even Merkel's aircraft

Valmy

I am aware Zanza. I was just imagining what it was the Russians wanted to see  :P

'Today all of Germany remembers the glorious opening to the righteous anti-Bolshevik crusade!'
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Zanza

They could do a parade from the Soviet War Memorial in Treptow Park to the Soviet War Memorial in Tiergarten (next to the Brandenburg Gate) in Berlin.