The Off Topic Topic

[Josquius]

Dublin this weekend.
First time as an adult.
Much crack?

[Maladict]

So apparently my gf has never heard of John Cleese. This is very disturbing news.
Can I cut her some slack because she's American or should I run away? 

[Eddie Teach]

Is she considerably younger than you?

[Valmy]

So apparently my gf has never heard of John Cleese. This is very disturbing news.
Can I cut her some slack because she's American or should I run away? 

Cut her some slack. He has not done anything good for thirty years.

[Norgy]

So apparently my gf has never heard of John Cleese. This is very disturbing news.
Can I cut her some slack because she's American or should I run away? 

Bury her in a shallow grave. People who have not heard of John Cleese aren't people, but plants from an alien species.

[Admiral Yi]

Normally I would say throw her under the bus, but then who would drive you around? 

[Caliga]

If she's young, it's ok.

[lustindarkness]

So apparently my gf has never heard of John Cleese. This is very disturbing news.
Can I cut her some slack because she's American or should I run away? 

Bury her in a shallow grave. People who have not heard of John Cleese aren't people, but plants from an alien species.

Would she need to be watered?

[crazy canuck]

So apparently my gf has never heard of John Cleese. This is very disturbing news.
Can I cut her some slack because she's American or should I run away? 

Cut her some slack. He has not done anything good for thirty years.

When I read this I thought, a Fish Called Wanda wasnt that long ago.  But it was 1988.  Thanks for making me feel old.

[Eddie Teach]

I wonder if Lettow and Mono know who Cleese is. 

[Maladict]

Is she considerably younger than you?

No, just a few years younger.

Cut her some slack. He has not done anything good for thirty years.

Python and Fawlty Towers were before my time too. Not really an excuse.

Bury her in a shallow grave. People who have not heard of John Cleese aren't people, but plants from an alien species.

That archaeology degree would finally be of some use 

Normally I would say throw her under the bus, but then who would drive you around? 

Hm, fair point. I'll sleep on it.

[MadBurgerMaker]

Ermahgerd it just hailed again.  Didn't last as long, but it was actually bigger than last time (some softball sized chunks landed in the backyard).  Sucks for the dude across the street, who JUST had a new windshield put on.  Like, the glass guy is still there and is stranded in the garage.

[Razgovory]

When I read this I thought, a Fish Called Wanda wasnt that long ago.  But it was 1988.  Thanks for making me feel old.

I thought the same thing and looked up when it was made.   

[PDH]

So apparently my gf has never heard of John Cleese. This is very disturbing news.
Can I cut her some slack because she's American or should I run away? 

I have dealt with brain dead Americans before, and there is some hope.  You need to explain, in simple terms, that she is an idiot and she should watch:  All the movies, TV shows, Python live performances, and You Tube interviews.  Then quiz her, a la "Diner" on the finer bits.

If she attempts to understand, there is hope.  If she doesn't get it then you are allowed to freeze her body and put it through a wood chipper.

[Brazen]

Now his name has been conjured I'm worried John Cleese will fall to the curse of 2016.