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Syt

#54300
February 03, 2016, 11:06:47 AM
Quote from: Tyr on February 03, 2016, 11:05:53 AM
Autocorrect doesn't believe in the word sans

Comic sand
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

derspiess

#54301
February 03, 2016, 02:31:12 PM
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Eddie Teach

#54302
February 03, 2016, 02:33:40 PM
Only wish I didn't. :(
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

lustindarkness

#54303
February 03, 2016, 02:35:07 PM
I thought "person of color" was unPC.
Grand Duke of Lurkdom

Eddie Teach

#54304
February 03, 2016, 02:36:56 PM
"Peach", "salmon", "eggshell", "light tan" all colors btw.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

jimmy olsen

#54305
February 03, 2016, 02:38:13 PM
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It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

lustindarkness

#54306
February 03, 2016, 02:41:07 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on February 03, 2016, 02:36:56 PM
"Peach", "salmon", "eggshell", "light tan" all colors btw.

Is glow in the dark white a color?
Grand Duke of Lurkdom

jimmy olsen

#54307
February 03, 2016, 02:44:46 PM
Quote from: Brazen on February 03, 2016, 06:17:21 AM
'Brutal' cyclist hit and run captured on video:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-35472617

This is effectively attempted murder by a stranger who took a dislike to cyclists. Surely there needs to be some change to the hire car law, especially with windows so tinted you can't identify the driver, otherwise you're renting out an untraceable weapon.

Should be able to see the license plates and track down the driver that way?
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Eddie Teach

#54308
February 03, 2016, 02:52:47 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on February 03, 2016, 02:41:07 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on February 03, 2016, 02:36:56 PM
"Peach", "salmon", "eggshell", "light tan" all colors btw.

Is glow in the dark white a color?

Ask the folks at Crayola.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

derspiess

#54309
February 03, 2016, 03:03:24 PM
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Liep

#54310
February 03, 2016, 03:41:45 PM
Quote from: Brazen on February 03, 2016, 06:35:34 AM
Much more cheery video - "We're sorry, but Denmark isn't such a bad place."  :lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhuJyCw06lw

I like the Nazis to Adult Baby segue. :lol:
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

Josquius

#54311
February 03, 2016, 03:54:52 PM
Quote from: derspiess on February 03, 2016, 02:31:12 PM

For some reason I have an urge to punch someone.
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garbon

#54312
February 03, 2016, 04:23:13 PM
Glad to see d do his part to denigrate black people. How original.

And yes, Jos, you get a pass as an idiot does as idiots do. :hug:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Baron von Schtinkenbutt

#54313
February 03, 2016, 04:26:00 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on February 03, 2016, 09:04:12 AM
Cars can't stop at the zig zag markings unless they are waiting for pedestrians to cross the zebra markings.

Cars can otherwise stop at arbitrary points in the road? :huh:

Admiral Yi

#54314
February 03, 2016, 04:27:24 PM
Quote from: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on February 03, 2016, 04:26:00 PM
Cars can otherwise stop at arbitrary points in the road? :huh:

I think he means park.
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