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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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The Brain

Cars don't belong in a park.
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katmai

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Syt

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derspiess

Quote from: garbon on February 03, 2016, 04:23:13 PM
Glad to see d do his part to denigrate black people. How original.

How am I denigrating black people?  Not all the #microaggression pics I've posted over the last year and a half have been of black folks.

Btw am I allowed to say denigrate? :unsure:
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Baron von Schtinkenbutt

Quote from: Admiral Yi on February 03, 2016, 04:27:24 PM
Quote from: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on February 03, 2016, 04:26:00 PM
Cars can otherwise stop at arbitrary points in the road? :huh:

I think he means park.

So they can park as long as there are pedestrians?

Admiral Yi

Quote from: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on February 03, 2016, 04:50:43 PM
So they can park as long as there are pedestrians?

OKay, it's a little cryptic.

CountDeMoney

Quote from: garbon on February 03, 2016, 04:23:13 PM
Glad to see d do his part to denigrate black people. How original.

And yes, Jos, you get a pass as an idiot does as idiots do. :hug:

'Tis the season.  Yo.

Monoriu

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Quote from: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on February 03, 2016, 04:26:00 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on February 03, 2016, 09:04:12 AM
Cars can't stop at the zig zag markings unless they are waiting for pedestrians to cross the zebra markings.

Cars can otherwise stop at arbitrary points in the road? :huh:

Err, of course not.  But no, I don't mean just park.  We can't stop at the zig zag lanes without a very good reason, otherwise it is a separate, bookable traffic offence.  Even if the driver is in the car.  If I stop at an unmarked part of the road, a police officer may just give me a wave to tell me to get lost.  But if he sees me stopping at the zig zag lane, I get a ticket and points deducted from my record. 

Think of it as a "no stopping zone". 

garbon

Quote from: CountDeMoney on February 03, 2016, 07:46:44 PM
Quote from: garbon on February 03, 2016, 04:23:13 PM
Glad to see d do his part to denigrate black people. How original.

And yes, Jos, you get a pass as an idiot does as idiots do. :hug:

'Tis the season.  Yo.

Happy Black History Month!
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I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

derspiess

I celebrate it all year long. 
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Razgovory

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I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

alfred russel

Yesterday I was at the grocery store a bit after 11 PM. After about 10 PM most of the staff leaves and it is self check out only (with one staff member to help).

So the staff member is helping someone check out, with another also needing help--there was something of a rush at the time--a bunch of people in the line. But a middle aged lady in the store (not checking out) comes near the check out area and keeps saying, "Excuse me. Excuse me. I need some help over here."

The staff member ignores her for a minute, then says, "I'll be with you once I help these other people, what is it that you need help with?"

The lady responds, "I just need help."

The staff member says, "I can't help you if you aren't going to be more specific than that."

The lady says, "This is so embarrassing. I need to buy condoms and they are locked up. This is the first time in my life I have ever bought condoms. It really shouldn't have to be this embarrassing."
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

There's a fine line between salvation and drinking poison in the jungle.

I'm embarrassed. I've been making the mistake of associating with you. It won't happen again. :)
-garbon, February 23, 2014

CountDeMoney

That's some silly ass bullshit right there.

PDH

If you don't lock up/shame those who buy the condoms then people might feel more free to have safe sex.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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