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[citizen k]

Has anyone ever got an email like this ? weird:

I am writing from the hospital, therefore this mail is very urgent as you can see that I am  going home. I was told by the doctor that I was poisoned and has got my liver
damaged and can only live for some months.
I inherited some money ($18.5 Million) from my late father and I cannot think of anybody trying to kill me apart from my step mother in order to inherit the money.
I want you to know that i am in pains, and all I am worried about is my adopted daughter lisa,
why because I do not want her to suffer if I do not survive this present condition that is why I am seeking for your assistance for her safety and well being, she is only 17 years. I promised to take good care of her  and make her become grate in life but the wicked people in this world  my step mother have poisoned me because of my inheritance so please  you have to sincerely help me.
I will be going in for the operation in few days so please pray for me for my survival but on the other hand incase of anything all I need is your sincere assistance I do not need any financial help from you because I have enough and if money can save me I also have enough but life comes from the Most High God.
I want you to contact my  daughter Lisa with this information below:
Name:Miss Lisa Bernard
Email:[email protected]
This is the favor I need when you have gotten the money:-
(1) My beloved daughter Lisa should be given 30% I want you to take
Her along with you to your country and establish her
 
(2) Give 20% of the money to Charity Organizations and Churches on my
Name so that my soul may rest in peace.

If I don't hear from you within two days, I will look for another person.
May God bless you and use you to accomplish my wish.
Pray for me always
ms Mary Bernard
Thank you Holy Father 

Sure, I can take care of her 17 yr old daughter. 

[Tamas]

Priceless

[Josquius]

What is it with these Nigerian scammers and always talking about God...
Even in supposed European lottery wins.

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I read something interesting I never knew before yesterday: The moon is 1.4 cm closer to the surface of the earth every year

[sbr]

Priceless

Middle one has sexy fingers.

[HVC]

I read something interesting I never knew before yesterday: The moon is 1.4 cm closer to the surface of the earth every year

And Alaska gets one inch closer to russia

[jimmy olsen]

What is it with these Nigerian scammers and always talking about God...
Even in supposed European lottery wins.

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I read something interesting I never knew before yesterday: The moon is 1.4 cm closer to the surface of the earth every year

Pretty sure it gets farther from the Earth every year.

[Josquius]

Pretty sure it gets farther from the Earth every year.

The moon gets 3.6cm further away every year.
But Mt.Everest grows 5cm every year.

[jimmy olsen]

Pretty sure it gets farther from the Earth every year.

The moon gets 3.6cm further away every year.
But Mt.Everest grows 5cm every year.

Well, Mt. Everest will stop growing eventually, even if it takes tens of millions of years.

[Josquius]

Well, Mt. Everest will stop growing eventually, even if it takes tens of millions of years.

For now though it holds true.

[Zanza]

Church tax levied by the Lutheran and the Roman Catholic church in Germany in 2008: 9.6 bn Euro
Estimated assets (land, real estate, investments, money) of both churches: 500 bn Euro

[Josquius]

I've lost all sembelance of manhood with these kitens, they're too cute,

[Korea]

I just randomly threw up this morning. 

[jimmy olsen]

I just randomly threw up this morning. 

Congratulations!

[Josephus]

Pretty sure it gets farther from the Earth every year.

The moon gets 3.6cm further away every year.
But Mt.Everest grows 5cm every year.

Damnit...I'll never be able to climb it at this rate.

[Strix]

I just randomly threw up this morning. 

It only seems random until after the test.