The Off Topic Topic

[Savonarola]

We're in a transition period at our office as we're moving from GE to Alstom.  Today we got an explanation of where our supply cabinets are located:

2East on the westside hallway going  South of the break room.

So working at Alstom is like playing Zork.  Thankfully my iPhone has a compass built in, or else I'd never be able to get supplies. 

[Savonarola]

Finally, finally, finally trying to get my long delayed holiday booked....
I think I'm going to go down the route of two single flights, doesn't seem to be that much more than a return and lets me enter and leave from different places.

One cheap flight has a long stop over in Kuwait...
Yay? Or will I be beheaded?

We should start a pool.  While visiting Kuwait Josq will:

A. Be beheaded
B. Be flogged
C. Have nothing bad happen, but will still have a miserable time and complain about it incessantly.

[Valmy]

A. Be beheaded
B. Be flogged
C. Have nothing bad happen, but will still have a miserable time and complain about it incessantly.

Gosh that's a toughie

At least no francophones in Kuwait.

[Malthus]

It's from the Faeroe Islands, I'm pretty sure they've gutted whales before.

What, is that something bored teens do there, like "cow tipping"?

'Hey bro, let's get hammered and go gut some whales'? 

It's a huge attraction to see whales gutted here whenever they beach on our shores.

The tourist industry there may need some development ... 

[Liep]

It's from the Faeroe Islands, I'm pretty sure they've gutted whales before.

What, is that something bored teens do there, like "cow tipping"?

'Hey bro, let's get hammered and go gut some whales'? 

It's a huge attraction to see whales gutted here whenever they beach on our shores.

The tourist industry there may need some development ... 

It's not for tourists, it's Danes that go to see it. It's a family event.

[Duque de Bragança]

A. Be beheaded
B. Be flogged
C. Have nothing bad happen, but will still have a miserable time and complain about it incessantly.

Gosh that's a toughie

At least no francophones in Kuwait.

Inch'Allah.

[Savonarola]

A. Be beheaded
B. Be flogged
C. Have nothing bad happen, but will still have a miserable time and complain about it incessantly.

Gosh that's a toughie

At least no francophones in Kuwait.

Past performance is no guarantee of future results.   

[The Brain]

Copenhagen Airport closed down for 2 hours because of a bomb threat, two idiots had joked about having a bomb in on of their suitcases. I really hope they get to cover the cost of the delays.

They were both Greeks and they've just been jailed until 2nd of December where they receive their sentence.

Apparently they went up to a female security officer and said they had a bomb in one of their bags and that one of them was the sought after terrorist from Paris. When asked if they were joking they said "no, this is real".

In a preliminary court session they said they "just wanted to have some fun with the beautiful woman security guard."

Radicalized morans are a scourge.

[Jacob]

I'd guess there are better things online to experience than that in person.

Depends on taste, I suppose.

[garbon]

I'd guess there are better things online to experience than that in person.

Depends on taste, I suppose.

I think Languish is one example.

[Valmy]

Yet you have probably met more of us in person than anybody else 

But then I guess that means you are well positioned to know

[crazy canuck]

No internet?

I guess some things are best experienced in person rather than online.

[garbon]

Yet you have probably met more of us in person than anybody else 

But then I guess that means you are well positioned to know

Me? I don't think so.

[crazy canuck]

Yet you have probably met more of us in person than anybody else 

But then I guess that means you are well positioned to know

Me? I don't think so.

I think that is likely Katmai

[garbon]

Yet you have probably met more of us in person than anybody else 

But then I guess that means you are well positioned to know

Me? I don't think so.

I think that is likely Katmai

Yeah just did a count and I'm at 18. I know Kat has higher than that.