The Off Topic Topic

[Caliga]

I do like it when women are taller, but I guess I'm just not impressed when they cheat.  Work with what you've got.  Also, I don't have a foot fetish.

[Valmy]

I do like it when women are taller, but I guess I'm just not impressed when they cheat.  Work with what you've got.

Well now that is just boring. Besides they don't do it to impress us. We are easy to impress. 'I see you are in possession of boobs'

Also, I don't have a foot fetish.

I don't think Marty has chimed in on this

[Syt]

So this guy was in a shotgun accident and got a new face grafted on:



His pre-op face made me immediately think of Arseface from the Preacher comics:



Though it turns out, Arseface appeared before the guy had his accident. (He got his face trying to blow his head off with a shotgun, trying to emulate Kurt Cobain.)

[Josquius]

Wonder what made him change his mind on the suicide thing.
Considering how much shittier his life would be looking like that is have thought he would try again

[Caliga]

Wait, the pic on the right is after the face transplant?

[Syt]

Wonder what made him change his mind on the suicide thing.
Considering how much shittier his life would be looking like that is have thought he would try again

Well, in the comic he was your typical emo teen (everyone hates me, I'm nothing, no one would care if I'm gone) and after the deed gets told off by the sister of his best friend (his friend managed to kill himself). He tells her he did it because nobody cared. She tells him to grow a pair, and trying to off himself only showed that he didn't care either. From then on he tries his best to be a good son to his racist Texan sheriff dad (Mom has left).

He later goes on to enjoy a brief pop music career.

[Syt]

Wait, the pic on the right is after the face transplant?

Yes.

[Caliga]

Wow, that's pretty damn good.  I thought after face transplants people still looked sort of fucked up.

[Admiral Yi]

My new neighbor is a young female grad student (psych) who looks like her face has been chewed off by a rottweiler.

[Caliga]

My new neighbor is a young female grad student (psych) who looks like her face has been chewed off by a rottweiler.

Yikes.

[chipwich]

Is it proper decorum that The Queen not sing God Save the Queen? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3dR7u7TPNo

[Admiral Yi]

You would think if you were going to a big bash and you were going to be singing it to the queen herself you would bother learning the 2nd verse.

[Ideologue]

My new neighbor is a young female grad student (psych) who looks like her face has been chewed off by a rottweiler.

You always find the right words. You're just so fucking sensitive.

BMI?

[Admiral Yi]

Bit of a belly.

[The Larch]

(,,,) but I guess I'm just not impressed when they cheat.  Work with what you've got.

This coming from Mr. "Needs implants" guy?